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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Am I The Asshole

 

I use the family bathroom as much as possible. Had to take a huge #2 dookie at globe life yesterday and destroyed the family bathroom behind home plate. 

saw a lady her kid walk in after me and they walked right back out 

Not the asshole. It's a bathroom, it has a toilet and it has a lock. You are allowed to shit i n there. 

Would move to maybe the asshole if you intentionally ate bad foods and took laxatives to make the bathroom disgusting. 

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i'll bring up an old one ....

i left in the middle of a funeral to go buy tamales and a sonic drink. made it back in time for the drive the cemetery / grave side services 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Am I The Asshole

 

I use the family bathroom as much as possible. Had to take a huge #2 dookie at globe life yesterday and destroyed the family bathroom behind home plate. 

saw a lady her kid walk in after me and they walked right back out 

It happens to me on a weekly basis.  Our specialty item on Wednesday is omelettes.  So I'll go get an omelette for breakfast.  And then as I meander to my desk I feel a poop coming on.  So I hit up one of our single toilets   Do my business and as I open the door.  The young pretty Hispanic girl from janitorial is waiting to clean the bathroom.  I give her the look of shame.  She gives me the look of disgust and we go about our merry way.  One day I'll give her a high five

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I walked into a restroom with 2 urinals. A guy is already at one so am at the other one next to him. His kid about 5 or 6 years old is standing directly behind me completely oblivious to his proximity and in the line of fire to my butt trumpet. I rip ass just as I'm finishing up. I snap my head around towards the kid as I pretend to be startled by the sound. Dad immediately lays into the kid en eapañol. I am in danger of busting out laughing so I just hightail it out of there as fast as I can as I'm zipping up.

 

I almost felt bad for junior....almost

 

AITA?

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Am I The Asshole

 

I use the family bathroom as much as possible. Had to take a huge #2 dookie at globe life yesterday and destroyed the family bathroom behind home plate. 

saw a lady her kid walk in after me and they walked right back out 

The family bathroom isn’t only for families just as the ACA stalls aren’t only for those that need them. But if you use a family bathroom when the regular bathroom is free, then that is assholish. 
 

to finish, if you choose the ACA stall just because it has more room, then don’t settle in for some solitaire and wordle. In and out- or use the regular stall.  

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2 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

It happens to me on a weekly basis.  Our specialty item on Wednesday is omelettes.  So I'll go get an omelette for breakfast.  And then as I meander to my desk I feel a poop coming on.  So I hit up one of our single toilets   Do my business and as I open the door.  The young pretty Hispanic girl from janitorial is waiting to clean the bathroom.  I give her the look of shame.  She gives me the look of disgust and we go about our merry way.  One day I'll give her a high five

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

to the girl walking around in leather pants and a ut sweater, well done 

Excited Season 6 GIF by The Office

There’s apparently an epidemic of cameras not working on Surly phones. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Am I The Asshole

 

I use the family bathroom as much as possible. Had to take a huge #2 dookie at globe life yesterday and destroyed the family bathroom behind home plate. 

saw a lady her kid walk in after me and they walked right back out 

If you didn’t utilize several courtesy flushes you are.  Once that turd hits the water I’m flushing.

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

I ditched OP's mom with the dinner tab at the end of a date.

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT. 

YOU HEAR ME?

DORTOHY MANTOOH - IS A SAINT. 

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On 2/16/2025 at 3:30 PM, tx 3 putt said:

i'll bring up an old one ....

i left in the middle of a funeral to go buy tamales and a sonic drink. made it back in time for the drive the cemetery / grave side services 

Did you drop a tamale bite and spill out a sip of Sonic drink for all your dead homies? That would be legit dating back to Roman Sonic times.

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17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, you are.

Agree, the family restroom has a particular purpose, which I utilized when my daughter was too young to go by herself but old enough to know that there was a girls and boys room and didn't want to use the boys room with me.

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Agree, the family restroom has a particular purpose, which I utilized when my daughter was too young to go by herself but old enough to know that there was a girls and boys room and didn't want to use the boys room with me.

Naw man he’s NTA. If it’s busy it’s busy, is another dad in there with his kid an asshole too just because your kid needs to go? But as stated before if you’re utilizing it don’t stay in there forever.
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14 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Naw man he’s NTA. If it’s busy it’s busy, is another dad in there with his kid an asshole too just because your kid needs to go? But as stated before if you’re utilizing it don’t stay in there forever.

Did you miss this part?

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I use the family bathroom as much as possible.

 

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On 2/16/2025 at 6:00 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

The family bathroom isn’t only for families just as the ACA stalls aren’t only for those that need them. But if you use a family bathroom when the regular bathroom is free, then that is assholish. 
 

to finish, if you choose the ACA stall just because it has more room, then don’t settle in for some solitaire and wordle. In and out- or use the regular stall.  

What are ACA stalls? Affordable Care Act?

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