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1.  Mainly posts on the sports boards, especially baseball.  Doesn't actually read threads because he so regularly posts links/tweets that have already been posted that others regularly reply to other people reposting things with sarcastic "Thanks, _____."  

2.  Complete troll who I've never seen make a post that's longer than a single sentence.  He seems to be on every board.  Lots of people have him on ignore apparently, as many posters complain about others quoting him.

3.  Likes to remind people that he lives in Highland Park.  Has all the solutions for the declining engagement on SurlyHorns and other various societal ills, even though he's clearly out of touch.   Is on his third username even though he regularly denies it.  

4.  Big supporter of Trump and Musk.  Is actually smart enough that his defenses of the two can sometimes sound reasonable superficially.  Widely recognized as the poster most likely to be a Russian troll.

5.  In a board of whiney pussies, this one bitches the absolute most on football game threads.  He has taken his act to the Longhorn baseball thread even though he doesn't know how a pitcher is awarded a statistical "win."

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1. raging asshole, troll, banned

2. raging asshole, troll, banned

3. raging asshole, troll, not banned but had to change usernames because he's universally hated, i.e., the Ted Cruz of Surly, a truly miserable sob

 

Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad on Make a GIF

 

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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

1.  Mainly posts on the sports boards, especially baseball.  Doesn't actually read threads because he so regularly posts links/tweets that have already been posted that others regularly reply to other people reposting things with sarcastic "Thanks, _____."  

2.  Complete troll who I've never seen make a post that's longer than a single sentence.  He seems to be on every board.  Lots of people have him on ignore apparently, as many posters complain about others quoting him.

3.  Likes to remind people that he lives in Highland Park.  Has all the solutions for the declining engagement on SurlyHorns and other various societal ills, even though he's clearly out of touch.   Is on his third username even though he regularly denies it.  

4.  Big supporter of Trump and Musk.  Is actually smart enough that his defenses of the two can sometimes sound reasonable superficially.  Widely recognized as the poster most likely to be a Russian troll.

5.  In a board of whiney pussies, this one bitches the absolute most on football game threads.  He has taken his act to the Longhorn baseball thread even though he doesn't know how a pitcher is awarded a statistical "win."

And for the great reveal.... 

1. Ltxfan

2. Future man

3. Sexy Rexy 

4. Brisketexan 

5. Satya

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I put someone on ignore several years ago because his only posts were the same stupid fucking trope every time: 

not enough thoughts and prayers

it’s a feature not a bug

This is America 

All the same stuff that does absolutely nothing to generate discussion. Since then there have been a bunch of other posters pick up the stupid fucking trope flag so maybe my ignore list should be much longer. 

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21 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

And for the great reveal.... 

1. Ltxfan

2. Future man

3. Sexy Rexy 

4. Brisketexan 

5. Satya

2 & 3 are correct.

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3 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Yall actually put posters in ignore? 

I tend to feel this way, but there is one on my list.  Insufferable prick who just deserved an ass whoopin if we ever met in person. 1000% keyboard big mouth, but I'm pretty sure he no longer posts here.  Could probably turn it off, but why now?  LOL.

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I read threads quickly and can often read a post without really knowing who is writing it. My ignore list contains people I don’t wish to engage with as well as people who I think are stupid enough that I don’t want to accidentally read what they say without clicking on their name first.

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I've got 17 on ignore.  Some are dead, some have been banned, and a few still active

1. Forced the board to change the name of multiple threads and has one economic tune that he sings no matter what.  

2. Hamas simp

3. futureman

4. Bot/russian troll.  Loves to show up around election time then disappears.  

5. sucked dick for crack or something

6. prolific negger

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1) Contributes absolutely nothing of value to any discussion.  Mostly just tweets of dubious value

2) Contributes absolutely nothing of value to any discussion, but uses big words to do it. 

3) See #2

4) bothsides

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I wish we could out people on ignore based on the forum. There are a lot of you that are just a fucking beating in threads in DT, Business, Football, and CR. Y’all are either ignorant, trolling, making you own windmills to tilt against, or a bit of each. I initially put people on ignore from those forums. After some time i realized yall were mostly normal in Movies, hobbies, etc snd I started reducing my list. 

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On 2/22/2025 at 3:52 PM, Iceman said:

I tend to feel this way, but there is one on my list.  Insufferable prick who just deserved an ass whoopin if we ever met in person. 1000% keyboard big mouth, but I'm pretty sure he no longer posts here.  Could probably turn it off, but why now?  LOL.

That's why you never respond to me?? The fuck, bro.

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On 2/22/2025 at 2:58 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

And for the great reveal.... 

4. Brisketexan 

you think brisket is a trump supporter?  that, uh, that is quite an opinion.

 

On 2/22/2025 at 4:52 PM, Iceman said:

I tend to feel this way, but there is one on my list.  Insufferable prick who just deserved an ass whoopin if we ever met in person. 1000% keyboard big mouth

fight me lets go GIF

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On 2/22/2025 at 4:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

2 & 3 are correct.

You’ve got a funny way of ignoring. Start a thread grandstanding which posters you have on ignore, whilst getting in a little tizzy and repeatedly negging those posters alleged to be on ignore. Pathetic. 

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15 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You’ve got a funny way of ignoring. Start a thread grandstanding which posters you have on ignore, whilst getting in a little tizzy and repeatedly negging those posters alleged to be on ignore. Pathetic. 

You’re awfully pissy today.

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2 hours ago, royiv said:

You’re awfully pissy today.

He's upset because I opened the national forest cutting thread in DT and saw this dumbfuckery:

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So, I took him off ignore and negged him.  And then I scrolled down the thread and went to another and saw this bowel movement, which blew my irony-meter to smithereens, and so I negged him some more:

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Apparently, I have 38 people on ignore.

-I'm fairly certain at least 3 of them are dead.

-Another 2-3 are on there because they're old and posting old, and a lot of it. 

-Multiple shitposters who do so at volume. One has no place else to go. One may be the dumbest motherfucker on this site and unloads his stupidity at clips that would make Dutch Schaefer or John Rambo envious. Another guy has already been mentioned. He is wrong constantly, or was when he wasn't on ignore years ago, but is always absolutely certain that he's right. There's actually two like this, the other one appears to have been a big fan of Tom Herman. 

-A few are tedious tautologists who try to get everyone else to do their thinking for them and then try to be contrarian once they've gotten someone to spell out the answer they were first pursuing. These are recruiting board regulars. 

-There's like 5-6 who are probably okay. I still see them posting and I can't remember why I put them on ignore years ago. I've clicked on posts in this category in the past and decided to remove someone from the list every now and then. 

-Finally, this dude was a physicist who later starred in Space Balls whose sole purpose appears to be the biggest JAQ'off on the entire site, at volume. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He's upset because I opened the national forest cutting thread in DT and saw this dumbfuckery:

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So, I took him off ignore and negged him.  And then I scrolled down the thread and went to another and saw this bowel movement, which blew my irony-meter to smithereens, and so I negged him some more:

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lol. K lil buddy. 

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On 2/22/2025 at 5:52 PM, Iceman said:

I tend to feel this way, but there is one on my list.  Insufferable prick who just deserved an ass whoopin if we ever met in person. 1000% keyboard big mouth, but I'm pretty sure he no longer posts here.  Could probably turn it off, but why now?  LOL.

Sorry for partying man. 

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22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sorry for partying man. 

Outside the spirit of this thread, I'd appreciate the opportunity to buy you an $18 beer at an Astros game some day.

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

One may be the dumbest motherfucker on this site and unloads his stupidity at clips that would make Dutch Schaefer or John Rambo envious.

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Only two on ignore. One is in the midst of a drug fueled mental breakdown and is vomiting all over threads like a machine gun. The other used to post a bunch of pics in series that were rarely if ever funny, which became tiresome. I deal with the rest of this tribe’s idiotic assertions, including my own. 

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