Should I wear a football jersey to the Tulsa game?

[Katfid54 8635]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

Just a thong. No top. 

[EuroHorn 3269]

You’re 30, wear whatever you want. 

[Jersey Man10 3549]

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

[Longboard Horn 40537]

Wear a Texas t-shirt or polo

/thread

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Make sure it's tailored and you're good to go. 

[formermav43 4606]

Are you playing in the game? If not, it’s a no.

Edited August 27, 2018 by formermav43

[Sgt Hulk 13841]

Yes of course 

[TKthunder2 4997]

Great thread is great.

[SimonBolivar 10960]

 

22 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Are you playing in the game? If not, it’s a no.

Yeah we have a decorum in non midwestern states on CFB attire. And jerseys aren't involved if you are a boy over the age of 13.

[Waterface 153]

Just make sure there’s a tree growing in the row behind you - you’ll get the job for sure.

[texifornia 57149]

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

Yeah we have a decorum in non midwestern states on CFB attire. And jerseys aren't involved if you are a boy over the age of 13.

Yup. I have a bunch of tOSU friends. They all have jerseys. Don't be like them.

(Though, like the guy above said, you're old enough to wear what you want and just not give a fuck.)

[CurlyDumps 4485]

I say wear it. When you’re out later celebrating at the strip club, you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old jersey.

 

[The Earl of Texas 3161]

If you’re a child or a white trash idiot, yes. If you’re an adult, dress like an adult.

[The Triple Lindy 56]

All signs point to YES...……..

Edited August 27, 2018 by The Triple Lindy

[Guest Lobo]

I understand they're making a wide variety of short-sleeved burnt orange shirts for men nowadays.  Collared, no collar, pocket, no pocket, t-shirt look, casual look, formal look.  A man can practically choose his own style these days and is no longer confined to the option of football jersey or undershirt.  These are the days...

[BrazilHorn 6634]

No. No. No. 

also don’t tweet at recruits. 

[ClubWhatever 12158]

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

Are you Mexican American?   Do you wish you were?   Those dudes are die hard fans and rock the jersies like a boss because they have been here for 500 years.  

[Shmitty 112]

 

44 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I say wear it. When you’re out later celebrating at the strip club, you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old jersey.

 

Male strippers do lap dances?

Edited August 27, 2018 by Shmitty

[GreenspointTexas 9678]

Username checks out

[texasdago 7580]

Is it a Longhorn soccer jersey?  I have one I wear... it has black and white stripes and Juventus written on it.  That type is OK.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Just make sure you have on blue jean shorts and backwards white Oakley’s to go with it.

[Al Czervik 1231]

Grown men wearing a jersey, no.

 Unless you’re the 12th man, and a dipshit, way to go aggy. Never go full aggy. 

[Vic Mackey 47158]

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old

 

Hold up...

[markstanco 12625]

Grown man wearing another mans Jersey is totally fine.

In Ohio and New York.

[SimonBolivar 10960]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Grown man wearing another mans Jersey is totally fine.

In Ohio and New York.

Or if you are Subliminal, JS, or NAIU and only then if it's their significant other. Although, I think they have too much taste for that.

[pops 7007]

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

[ChiTownDoc 21167]

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

Took 26 posts.  We are not in mid-season form. 

Edited August 27, 2018 by ChiTownDoc

[TornACL 7722]

Do they still make those girl cut football jerseys for the ladies? Those are kinda hot, although it probably wouldn't look as good on Jersey Man, no offense bro

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

32 minutes ago, pops said:

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

Authentic Imitation flea market special 

[brojangles2 786]

You lose the OK for jerseys after junior high. Fuck that shit. 

[kopp0e 1135]

8 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

You lose the OK for jerseys after junior high. Fuck that shit. 

Yeah, I will admit, I still wear 'em from time to time, but it's always a baggy jersey... Some dudes rockin' the 1998 jerseys, beer gut & all: (example)

[BurntOrangeCrush 1025]

2 hours ago, The Triple Lindy said:

 

All signs point to YES...……..

That's a sweet pic of Daylon Mack running a 40

Edited August 27, 2018 by BurntOrangeCrush

[UTEX_ME 4766]

in b4 classics

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hold up...

Relax, Maynard. Not jizzing on the 9 year old, just his jersey.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

No.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

It anything is getting resurrected from the 2009 campaign, let it be this:

The gotdamned UT pimp. Let it be an offering of bookends for this drought of shitty teams.

[elfenix 34334]

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Just a thong. No top. 

 

4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

 

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8832]

13 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Just a thong. No top. 

 

nmd

Edited August 27, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[Vertigo 20335]

[6th Street 6508]

Throwback jerseys ironically are better suited for music festivals rather than the sporting events themselves. If you ever hit up Coachella or Lolla they are everywhere. 

[ousux 5602]

My thoughts..

 

If you're male and above the age of 12, wear a T-shirt or polo (team appropriate) or simply show up in whatever you'd wear going out for Saturday lunch...just like it's the 80's all over again.

 

Exceptions to the rule, it's your kid or relative on the field or sidelines. In that case it's ok to wear their number/name.

 

 

[Zepol87 9191]

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out

[Katfid54 8635]

17 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

[Zepol87 9191]

Are you unfamiliar with the one we call Jerseyman??

['stache 21883]

Only if it's tailored.

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

[closetojumping 62880]

I enjoy seeing other grown men in jerseys. It brightens my day every time I spot one. It's a subtle way in which God reminds me that, no matter how shitty my day is going, it could be a hell of a lot worse. 

[Hermanator 7178]

52 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

You're not getting laid because of what you're wearing. If you're insecure enough to think that you do then any time you luck into getting laid it's because she feels sheer pity for you. 

A real man knows he gets laid no matter what he wears. If you're not going to wear a jersey for a game what's the fucking point in buying one?

Edited August 27, 2018 by Hermanator

[closetojumping 62880]

53 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

 

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You're not getting laid because of what you're wearing. If you're insecure enough to think that you do then any time you luck into getting laid it's because she feels sheer pity for you. 

A real man knows he gets laid no matter what he wears. 

Boy, I really hope this ends up in a sweet back and forth for a while about who knows more about getting laid. That doesn't happen often enough on this board or the Internet.

[kopp0e 1135]

Whatever you do, don't wear this outfit, it's bound to get an ass kicking handed down...