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I get so tired of daily texts, people trying to sell health insurance, grocery stores wanting you to spend time to input what you buy so they can push you ads, as a realtor, companies asking for your listings that are fixer uppers. I've gotten so sick of it, I actually started fucking with them.

Today: Brookshire Brothers wants the location you shop at most to get tailored offers.

Me: I don't shop at your ghetto ass, price gouging piece of shit store, I go to HEB like most true blooded Texans.

Another: Hi CHIEF, it is John at Dallas Metro Holdings, your fixer-upper buyer, do you have any listings that need a cash offer and quick close.

Me: I send them any pristine listing over $1 million that we have listed.

Flock Chicken Snacks: We have a new flavor out for you to try.

Me: Is it gonna be $25 for a two ounce pack like all the rest. Seriously, you need to fire whoever is over your pricing.

Healthcare person: CHIEF, would you like some pricing on a healthcare program for you and your family.

Me: Sure, it is me, my wife, and our eight kids. Currently we pay about $400/month, and our prescriptions are free.

 

I know people have to make a living, but I had ADT calling me after every house sale, trying to get me to go back and sell the new buyers an alarm system. Finally, I told them, you have a job, and I have a job. I sell houses, you sell alarm systems. It is not worth my time to go spend an hour trying to sell an item with a $10 commission. 

ADT no longer contacts me, and the healthcare texts have dropped to almost nothing. Anyone else get these texts and fire back some shitty responses?

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Whenever I get a text from someone wanting to buy my home, I ask them if I have to remove the corpses from the crawl space or leave them there.   

I've strung out so many Indian/Pakistani IRS/Social Security telemarketers, it's no fun anymore. I just constantly make stuff up until I get bored. But I get a lot of satisfaction being yelled at and cussed out in a foreign language when I tell them that I enjoyed wasting their time. 

If that ask me to confirm or cancel my Amazon shipment I always complain that I ordered 10 of whatever they said I ordered and I want confirmation that more are on the way.

And if it's a car warranty service I tell them I drive a 1938 Hupmobile.

 

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Houston gas pump tried to get me to donate to cystic fibrosis something or other this weekend.

seriously?  Why does the damned gas pump care about whether I’m charitable or not?

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I don’t engage them.  Block sender, report as junk, and delete. 
 

Yes I want to send a smart ass remark or just a simple Fuck you! But I don’t wanna give them any reason to send me another fucking text. 

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5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Whenever I get a text from someone wanting to buy my home, I ask them if I have to remove the corpses from the crawl space or leave them there.   

I've strung out so many Indian/Pakistani IRS/Social Security telemarketers, it's no fun anymore. I just constantly make stuff up until I get bored. But I get a lot of satisfaction being yelled at and cussed out in a foreign language when I tell them that I enjoyed wasting their time. 

If that ask me to confirm or cancel my Amazon shipment I always complain that I ordered 10 of whatever they said I ordered and I want confirmation that more are on the way.

And if it's a car warranty service I tell them I drive a 1938 Hupmobile.

 

Back when my Dad passed and I was running his mobile deer blind business, I had a guy with an obvious Nigerian accent give me a call and raved about how he wanted one to hunt out of. He told me to go to a particular website, I think it was Google related, and upload a picture of one of the units (it was so he could list it at a too good to be true price, but still several thousand dollars, and I knew he was going to use it to scam people on Craig's List when that was still a thing). He said it is going to give you a password, and whatever you do, don't give the password out. So I did just that. I downloaded the picture and told him I had the picture loaded. What does he do? He wants me to give him the password. I told him, but you said not to give out the password. I was dragging my heels, so I tied him up for about 30 minutes. When I didn't give him the password, I had never heard such a beautiful profanity laced tirade as he unleashed on me. Finally, I told him I knew he was a scammer since I had picked up the phone, and that he was a complete idoit for thinking a decade old scam wasn't easily recognizable, and that my 90 year old grandfather wouldn't have even fell for it. 

I told him if he was this bad at scamming, I'm sure he was just as bad with the women, so he had to resort to getting fucked in the ass by his buddies to get any sexual action at all. I'm telling you, the worst insult you can give them is to question their sexuality and insinuate that they engage in a same sex interaction. I heard his cell phone leave his hand, then it hit something and immediately went dead. Mission accomplished.

CHIEF

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5 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

The tollway scams are hot and heavy right now.

Got one today. The best was some dude that called and said my wife had a warrant in Bexar county. I asked him the date, he said it was in 2017. I informed him that she hasn't been to San Antonio since 2004, and she was with me, and she doesn't step out.

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11 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

The tollway scams are hot and heavy right now.

actually glad about this because I actually do have unpaid tolls.  but I’ll just say I thought I was being scammed.  either way I’m never paying them. 

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Disloyalty is highly not tolerated in the organization? I mean, do they make you eat all of your vegetables to show loyalty? I'm out.

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TBH, some of the scam / phishing emails are getting better over time. Some are using official logos for PayPal, Amazon, etc. It's getting tougher to distinguish real from fake. I say this because I fell for it just last week -- got a spam email from someone pretending to be my credit card company, saying that there was unusual activity on my card. All of the logs looked legit, no typos, etc. Clicked on the link (an exact replica of the credit card company's logo), entered my login info, saw no weird activity, and then realized my mistake. I immediately logged out, shut down everything, logged on from another device, changed my login info and initiated two-step verification (shoulda done that from the beginning), and then called to ensure all was good. So I think I'm okay on this one, and it's a good reminder never to click on anything coming from email. But damn if this isn't going to be more and more pervasive and successful in the future with nefarious AI making scams more and more difficult to locate.

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59 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

TBH, some of the scam / phishing emails are getting better over time. Some are using official logos for PayPal, Amazon, etc. It's getting tougher to distinguish real from fake. I say this because I fell for it just last week -- got a spam email from someone pretending to be my credit card company, saying that there was unusual activity on my card. All of the logs looked legit, no typos, etc. Clicked on the link (an exact replica of the credit card company's logo), entered my login info, saw no weird activity, and then realized my mistake. I immediately logged out, shut down everything, logged on from another device, changed my login info and initiated two-step verification (shoulda done that from the beginning), and then called to ensure all was good. So I think I'm okay on this one, and it's a good reminder never to click on anything coming from email. But damn if this isn't going to be more and more pervasive and successful in the future with nefarious AI making scams more and more difficult to locate.

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If a politician ran on nuking countries that hosted scammers, he would win 100% of the vote. People hate them with a vengeance. Studies show it is the third biggest industry in our country. Think about that, it is a multi-billion dollar industry, stealing money from our citizens. 
 

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Damn I got a text message about my unpaid Texas toll fees, with a link to follow to take care of it.  Odd that it comes from a number in the UK, but it must be legit right?

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Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Right. Up. My. Alley.

I get a kick out of replying to fucking text spammers. (Then I report and block them. lol)

Hell, I'll fuck with a wrong number if it feels warranted. I love how the first two sent a read reply. lol

 

How about a warm-up from a dumbfuck sooner?

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According to my passport, my name is definitely NOT mary:

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And well, I'm pretty fucking sure that a) I don't drive toll roads, nor have a tag, and b) if I did, they wouldn't text from a foreign number.

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