Bride Tries to Charge 1500 a Head to Attend Her Wedding

[G650 14,256]

Groom dodges a bullet.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bride-canceled-her-wedding-guests-133300785.html

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

6 minutes ago, G650 said:

Groom dodges a bullet.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bride-canceled-her-wedding-guests-133300785.html

Nope. They have a kid.

[Al Czervik 1,229]

Needs 2 months of me time for backpacking, parent of the year!

 

 

[Newdoc 3,440]

It used to be socially inept narcissistic  loons were only outed in their local community. Social media is the 100 watt bulb for countless cockroaches.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Newdoc

[G650 14,256]

4 minutes ago, crackamacgowski said:

Nope. They have a kid.

Yeah, but now he only has to think about child support which is trifling compared to being married to that.

[PittsburghTiger 6,186]

She seems sane.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

That's true. It's like Neo getting winged on the roof. Got a little nick to remind him of being "only human." 

Next guy, though? Dodge this.

[InkaUtexas 25,941]

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Yeah, but now he only has to think about child support which is trifling compared to being married to that.

If she is off for two months to South America sounds like he will keep the kid and she will be on the hook for support. 

[G650 14,256]

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

If she is off for two months to South America sounds like he will keep the kid and she will be on the hook for support. 

Those screen shots will be exhibit one, you honor.

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

No way that's real.   Got to be a hoax. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

No way that's real.   Got to be a hoax. 

Same.  I call shenanigans.  It's like a checklist of behavior we like to tsk tsk, complete with wanting to be a Kardashian.

[G650 14,256]

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

No way that's real.   Got to be a hoax. 

For humanity's sake, I hope so.

[txhorns 2,409]

$60,000 for a wedding on a community college degree while already supporting 1 child.  Seems reasonable.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

No way that's real.   Got to be a hoax. 

Clearly fake. Shame on everyone for falling for Borats new gig

[Gene Parmesan 4,007]

Who are the 8 retards that RSVP'd and sent a check?  I assume that money is probably gone for them.

[Angry Gorilla 1,768]

What do you think is funding the South America trip?

[Brothahorn 10,087]

That cannot be real. No woman is that bat shit crazy. Right?

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[OU Sucks 8,820]

So, they combined to save up $15k, yet a tenth of that from each guest is nothing. Got it. If this girl is real, then I need to apologize to my ex for not being the craziest bitch in the world.

[MAROON 445]

need to see a picture of this chick before I fork over any dough

[Chuychanga 133]

48 minutes ago, txhorns said:

$60,000 for a wedding on a community college degree while already supporting 1 child.  Seems reasonable.

Well yeah but the local psychic told them to; so clearly they had no other choice. 

[Js1 85,337]

35 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

So, they combined to save up $15k, yet a tenth of that from each guest is nothing. Got it. If this girl is real, then I need to apologize to my ex for not being the craziest bitch in the world.

$15k to start

$20k in commitments from Idiot of Honor + parents + 8 guests 

Not enough for Bitchzilla

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

That cannot be real. No woman is that bat shit crazy. Right?
 

Half of what you said is true. 

[DFWTexEx 276]

I'm on the hoax wagon, but it's not that far from reality.

We all know the girls that went batshit crazy planning Kardashian style weddings for no reason, creating all sorts of grief for everyone around them.

And, in the Valley at least, the system of "padrinos" or sponsorships of the wedding is really common among a certain crowd/class of folk.  You essentially sell off sponsorships for each element of the wedding (cake, band, dress, flowers, food, etc.).  And, at the reception, all the sponsors march in to be acknowledged.  I moved away before I was a part of that, but my parents still write checks.

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

Somewhere out there, I have an insane ex sister-in-law who, after reading that article, is kicking herself for not thinking of charging guests for the honor of attending her wedding.  I would like to think that this is a hoax, but, in a country where people borrow money to get a tattoo, I have to about half believe the story.

[G650 14,256]

To anyone that thinks this is a hoax, all I have to ask you is have you been to America lately?

[Sbbruin 21,853]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

That cannot be real. No woman is that bat shit crazy. Right?


 

[Bullneck 19,090]

I was going to point out the lack of photos of said bride.  So I searched myself.  

Holy shit, it's about as close to scrubbed from the internet as you can get.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Real or not, I love the occasional "I'm leaving social media because it's so bad" posts.  I bet those idiots login the next day just to see who cried for them to come back.  It's like a fake suicide almost.   You know what I did when I stopped facebooking?  Nothing.  I just stopped using it.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I was going to point out the lack of photos of said bride.  So I searched myself.  

Holy shit, it's about as close to scrubbed from the internet as you can get.

This is what makes me think it's a hoax.  With as viral as it has gone, someone somewhere (like maybe the maid of honor she called a cunt?) would be naming names.  I can't find anything and I'm pretty good at this shit. 

Other evidence: 1) the "scrubbing social media and leaving for months" is a nice cover story for not being able to find the original posted anywhere. 2) she always refers to the guy as "my ex."  No one writing a post like this to their friends would actually do that, they would just say the name.  That's the most obvious part to me that reads like a story rather than a post.

There are definitely women batshit crazy enough for me to believe this happened, but this one doesn't feel legit. 

[Beau Vine 54,230]

[Spankytoes 1,739]

And that bride? Albert Einstein.

[Brew 3,049]

Definitely need pictures if real. This has to be what the top line of the crazy/hot matrix looks like. Now I’m just curious how far across she can be.

[phdhorn 6,224]

DAMN!  She's RUINED it for us.  I was JUST coming here to post this, goddammit!

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

The C word in all caps was a nice touch. 

 

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

This is the only "real" news source that I've seen reporting on this.....maybe real??? Ho Li Chit

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/08/27/bride-cancels-wedding-breaks-up-with-fianc-after-friends-and-family-refuse-to-pay-for-60g-nuptials.html

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

It’s been said, but that guy just dodged a major bullet. 

 

Yo, go on the honeymoon by yourself and meet your new bikini model girlfriend. It will make a great story at parties

[Smax 3,800]

millennials 

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

18 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Real or not, I love the occasional "I'm leaving social media because it's so bad" posts.  I bet those idiots login the next day just to see who cried for them to come back.  It's like a fake suicide almost.   You know what I did when I stopped facebooking?  Nothing.  I just stopped using it.  

My wife’s stepmom posted on Facebook that she was deleting her profile. She was back posting normally after a day or so. Attention whores...

[RD3 64]

Fake. The person who wrote it was likely crying in laughter as he wrote this.  Especially the C*NT part.

[TexArcher 37,774]

On 8/27/2018 at 3:19 PM, Brothahorn said:

That cannot be real. No woman is that bat shit crazy. Right?

They're all this batshit crazy.  Some have just learned not to be so vocal about it.

[crash_davis 23,113]

not to be outdone...

if these two bitches get married, i give it 2 years before they divorce.  how fucking blind are the idiot dudes to not see that their lives are going to be fucking miserable.

 

 

Edited September 13, 2018 by crash_davis

[Trey3216 15,346]

WTF is wrong with people

[crash_davis 23,113]

what?  is it wrong not to want the "cheap stuff"?

[Gene Parmesan 4,007]

Do women actually think anyone outside of their parents and the groom give a shit about their special day?  I love destination weddings.  It's an immediate guilt free no.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Do women actually think anyone outside of their parents and the groom give a shit about their special day?  

Yes. Yes they do.

Do you really think the groom gives a shit either?

Bride & Bride's mom are the only 2 people on the planet that give a shit.

[Gene Parmesan 4,007]

I did hesitate when typing the groom as I was thinking I didn't even give a shit about mine and would rather have just went to the JP.

 

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

"You are all a bunch of cheap bastards!!!......David and I are asking you to reconsider." Bold strategy, Cotton.

[G650 14,256]

18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

not to be outdone...

if these two bitches get married, i give it 2 years before they divorce.  how fucking blind are the idiot dudes to not see that their lives are going to be fucking miserable.

 

 

 

I was adamant that Facebook was fucking inane when it came out because nobody needed to know every stupid thought that popped in someone's head. I've actually come around to the belief that it's a good thing, as it lets idiots broadcast their awfulness far and wide for all to see.

[shakahorn 1,645]

The only questions I ever have when a wedding invite shows up: will there be a decent bachelor party and can I score an invite to that.  All else, IDGAF.

[JBJ 3,654]

They had about $40,000 to raise from guests after the parents and MoH contributed.  

At $1500 per that's less than 30 guests.

$60,000 for a wedding of 35-40 people. How is that even possible?

Edited September 13, 2018 by JBJ