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5 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Superintendent with $870k comp to oversee 1000 charter students.

I would imagine our inability to efficiently run anything governmental would make this grift look like child’s play when it comes to subsidizing private schools with vouchers. Everyday I’m more convinced we are devolving into a third world country full of amoral nepotistic greed and corruption.

The article is not really CR but just generally a massive failure of our educational structure.

Better fast forward that curriculum planning for your Flat Earth Academy before you miss out. Wonder how much the actual educators get paid at his campuses.

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18 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Superintendent with $870k comp to oversee 1000 charter students.

I would imagine our inability to efficiently run anything governmental would make this grift look like child’s play when it comes to subsidizing private schools with vouchers. Everyday I’m more convinced we are devolving into a third world country full of amoral nepotistic greed and corruption.

The article is not really CR but just generally a massive failure of our educational structure.

Oh.  I see that you are interested in the investment prospectus for Brisketexan's FreedomEagleGunJesus Patriot Academy for Young Patriots and Real Americans.  Our curriculum will be focused on freedom, eagles, guns, and Jesus, and we will not allow any wokeness or DEI.  All instruction will be provided by the greatest, most patriotic resource available: output from Elon's Grok.  Tuition will be the full $10,000 per kid voucher amount.  Costs will be $1,000 per kid, as all instruction will be conducted in a large warehouse we acquired at a bankruptcy auction, with two proctors/security guards on hand to ensure that they are focused on their trademarked FreedomEagleGunJesus lessons.

We will also have a football team, because Texas.

As superintendent, I will draw a small stipend, probably under $1 million, and the remainder of our profits - I mean, "surplus" -- will be distributed to the fine people who invested to Make Education Great Again.

You better act fast, there's only a limited number of Class-A investor slots available.

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12 hours ago, Deej said:

Republicans can't keep getting votes in this state without dumbing down the future voters. 

It's their playbook everywhere.

I keep trying to tell my dad this (he's a Democrat) and he tells me I'm being cynical.  Of course, he also said I was dreaming up crazy hypotheticals when I told him in 2016 that if Trump ever got elected, he'd refuse to leave office peacefully.

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We here at The Canecutter School do not lower ourselves to discussions of tuition, salary, or curriculum.

You know your child is a little monster. We know he's a little monster. The difference is, we are willing to put up with him, possibly.

Simply send what you feel is a reasonable gift to The Canecutter School. Allow 4-6 weeks for the cheque to clear, and for our private detectives to conduct background investigations into your particular Faulknerian House of Horrors.

If all works out for your child's acceptance, you will realize that when you find the little darling's chambers empty in the morning, possibly with signs of a struggle depending on how spirited the lad is.

For the next few blessed years you will know peace, with regular Christmas cards adorned in cursive that we beat into the little savage.

He will also learn horseback riding, fencing, and Latin. More importantly, he'll be gone.

When you do see him again, you shall behold a creature transformed. You may espy him torturing a mouse, or pushing a beggar off the sidewalk, but it's a small price to pay for the impression he makes at the club. Perhaps you think back to when you were writing the gift cheque, how for a moment you felt cheap, and almost left two zeroes off the sum. Ah, how fortunate that you did not.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

We here at The Canecutter School do not lower ourselves to discussions of tuition, salary, or curriculum.

You know your child is a little monster. We know he's a little monster. The difference is, we are willing to put up with him, possibly.

Simply send what you feel is a reasonable gift to The Canecutter School. Allow 4-6 weeks for the cheque to clear, and for our private detectives to conduct background investigations into your particular Faulknerian House of Horrors.

If all works out for your child's acceptance, you will realize that when you find the little darling's chambers empty in the morning, possibly with signs of a struggle depending on how spirited the lad is.

For the next few blessed years you will know peace, with regular Christmas cards adorned in cursive that we beat into the little savage.

He will also learn horseback riding, fencing, and Latin. More importantly, he'll be gone.

When you do see him again, you shall behold a creature transformed. You may espy him torturing a mouse, or pushing a beggar off the sidewalk, but it's a small price to pay for the impression he makes at the club. Perhaps you think back to when you were writing the gift cheque, how for a moment you felt cheap, and almost left two zeroes off the sum. Ah, how fortunate that you did not.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Of course, he also said I was dreaming up crazy hypotheticals when I told him in 2016 that if Trump ever got elected, he'd refuse to leave office peacefully.

Not sure that this part isn’t still true. 

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Your cover of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang is indeed transcendent, I'm not gonna lie.

Not trying to brag here, but I do a pretty damn good cover of Neil Young’s guitar solo on Cinnamon Girl.

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On 3/6/2025 at 3:35 PM, Newdoc said:

Superintendent with $870k comp to oversee 1000 charter students.

I would imagine our inability to efficiently run anything governmental would make this grift look like child’s play when it comes to subsidizing private schools with vouchers. Everyday I’m more convinced we are devolving into a third world country full of amoral nepotistic greed and corruption.

The article is not really CR but just generally a massive failure of our educational structure.

You've misunderstood the purpose of our educational structure here in Texas. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

You've misunderstood the purpose of our educational structure here in Texas. 

Enrich those who cozy up to our political "leaders"?

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Florida has had vouchers since 99? Is that correct?

And has this happened there to the extent we would expect?

They have probably come to accept it as normal
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On 3/7/2025 at 11:31 AM, Your Mom said:

That’s my band name. We mostly do Ted Nugent tribute stuff. 

you guys jack off onto photos of Ted Nugent? Like in a circle... or is it more solo stuff?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

you guys jack off onto photos of Ted Nugent? Like in a circle... or is it more solo stuff?

 

You seem very curious young man.

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