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12 minutes ago, Drew said:

Never too early for a "Fuck Houston"

Funny I was just thinking the same thing in reverse. 
 

Would say “Fuck Arlington” but as it’s just a collection of soulless chain restaurants and shitty vape stores I guess it is fuck the broader DFW shitroplex. 
 

Go ‘Stros!! The Rangers eat shit. 

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20 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Funny I was just thinking the same thing in reverse. 
 

Would say “Fuck Arlington” but as it’s just a collection of soulless chain restaurants and shitty vape stores I guess it is fuck the broader DFW shitroplex. 
 

Go ‘Stros!! The Rangers eat shit. 

 

the problem with 'fuck arlington', 98% of dfw would agree with you 

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Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

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5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

astros-fans-exodus.thumb.jpg.55169db1a5b977f6f67389c18960a3dc.jpg

 

user name checks out 

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I do dig this "rivalry" -- even if it's mostly forced. And I hope each team stays relevant and competitive. Makes the season and division battles much more fun.

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

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8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

astros-fans-exodus.thumb.jpg.55169db1a5b977f6f67389c18960a3dc.jpg

 

I just want you to know that I didn't read any of this.

 

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Posted
32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

hey!!! don't group all of us in with @ztejas

 

 

 

 

 

love ya buddy!

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

"Bandwagon fans"  I didn't even know Houston had Fans before 2018...oh wait, that cool 2005 run probably had ya'll gassed up.

Besides that...When Nolan was Pitching.  Maybe?

 

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Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.
Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.
Calling the Texas Rangers, Arlington, is the equivalent of aggy saying 'TU'. But Houston is aggy lite so no surprise.
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They literally play in Arlington.

And they literally do not represent all of Texas.

Calling themselves the Texas Rangers is every bit as aggy as saying Texas Aggies.  

They are the Arlington Rangers with a God Complex.  Aggy, aggy, aggy.

Also, fuck the Rangers.

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23 hours ago, TexArcher said:

They literally play in Arlington.

And they literally do not represent all of Texas.

Calling themselves the Texas Rangers is every bit as aggy as saying Texas Aggies.  

They are the Arlington Rangers with a God Complex.  Aggy, aggy, aggy.

Also, fuck the Rangers.

You know your city has a team called the "Texans" right?  Pot, Kettle and all that.

18 hours ago, Ignatius said:

The fucking rodeo is totally overrated…

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