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  On 3/24/2023 at 10:05 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

He brought home his notebook from the poetry unit. This was his effort at free verse from a few weeks ago. 

 

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At first glance I thought he said their team was "teribate" which I want to be a real word.

 

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  On 3/27/2023 at 11:14 PM, HenryJames said:

“Why does Superman wear his underwear over his pants?”

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  On 3/28/2023 at 4:55 AM, Modessit said:
  On 3/27/2023 at 11:14 PM, HenryJames said:
“Why does Superman wear his underwear over his pants?”
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You ever try changing clothes in a phone booth?

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  On 4/3/2023 at 3:25 PM, Nuge said:

At first glance I thought he said their team was "teribate" which I want to be a real word.

 

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  On 4/3/2023 at 3:25 PM, Nuge said:

At first glance I thought he said their team was "teribate" which I want to be a real word.

 

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I don't even know what it means but I'm pretty sure I teribated this week.  Maybe twice.

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He's currently salty at us because we have definitely refused to buy him a hang glider for his birthday. 

The facts that we live in Chicago and he's turning eight years old are unpersuasive - "I could be the only eight year old who does it!" 

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My 10 and 6 year old girls walked through the kitchen tonight singing “rolling down the street sipping apple juice”. I asked my wife who taught them that. For some curious reason, she believes it was me. 

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  On 4/16/2023 at 2:45 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:
He's currently salty at us because we have definitely refused to buy him a hang glider for his birthday. 
The facts that we live in Chicago and he's turning eight years old are unpersuasive - "I could be the only eight year old who does it!" 

Give him a Home Depot gift card. At 8, he should be making his own hang glider out of a tarp and pvc pipe.
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  On 4/16/2023 at 2:52 AM, EE2B said:
My 10 and 6 year old girls walked through the kitchen tonight singing “rolling down the street sipping apple juice”. I asked my wife who taught them that. For some curious reason, she believes it was me. 

You left out the smoking endo part
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  On 4/16/2023 at 2:45 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

He's currently salty at us because we have definitely refused to buy him a hang glider for his birthday. 

The facts that we live in Chicago and he's turning eight years old are unpersuasive - "I could be the only eight year old who does it!" 

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The Wright Bros. started that way...

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  On 4/16/2023 at 7:51 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

The Wright Bros. started that way...

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He's actually found a place in Kitty Hawk that offers hang gliding lessons to kids. We have told him that if this interest persists long-term, we will vacation there someday and he can take lessons. 

But the Outer Banks is a real pain in the ass to get to. 

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  On 4/16/2023 at 2:45 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

He's currently salty at us because we have definitely refused to buy him a hang glider for his birthday. 

The facts that we live in Chicago and he's turning eight years old are unpersuasive - "I could be the only eight year old who does it!" 

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  On 4/16/2023 at 3:28 AM, CooterBrown said:


Give him a Home Depot gift card. At 8, he should be making his own hang glider out of a tarp and pvc pipe.

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  On 4/16/2023 at 11:46 AM, Armybrat said:

There is the Wright way and a wrong way.

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@Prepuce of Doom The 10yo crapped her pants yesterday after the wife loaded her up with 3 days straight of miralax, so afterwards maybe the 13yo was making a statement of solidarity that I under appreciated…

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  On 5/22/2023 at 12:57 PM, 686 said:

@Prepuce of Doom The 10yo crapped her pants yesterday after the wife loaded her up with 3 days straight of miralax, so afterwards maybe the 13yo was making a statement of solidarity that I under appreciated…

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Well, you can't say that was a surprise. Is your 10yo scheduled for a colonoscopy or what? Damn man...

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My 12 year old daughter has been texting a lot with this one particular boy. I tried to draw her out, asked her is she thought he like her, and she rolled her eyes, and said "Dad, he's gay. "

I said, "oh, I didn't know."

She said, "You met him, couldn't you tell?"

"How do you tell?"

"Nevermind Boomer."

 

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  On 5/22/2023 at 3:48 PM, SHOOTER12 said:
Well, you can't say that was a surprise. Is your 10yo scheduled for a colonoscopy or what? Damn man...

Wife read some idiotic shit on the internet that made her believe that constipation is a chronic downward spiral condition that if it isn’t aggressively treated immediately will result in the kid having a fucked up colon and being addicted to laxatives their whole life.

This event could be cross-posted in the stupid shit wives do thread.
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  On 5/22/2023 at 7:25 PM, 686 said:


Wife read some idiotic shit on the internet that made her believe that constipation is a chronic downward spiral condition that if it isn’t aggressively treated immediately will result in the kid having a fucked up colon and being addicted to laxatives their whole life.

This event could be cross-posted in the stupid shit wives do thread.

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Wholly shit!

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  On 5/22/2023 at 7:48 PM, tbone_ said:

How about shit your kid does?

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Yea, my then 16 yr old did a similar in reverse disaster.  She was at her bf’s house, in, yes, a Jeep Cherokee.  Come time to leave she puts it into reverse by mistake and climbs all the way on top of her bf’s little mini something.   His parents never got over that, thankfully.

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  On 5/22/2023 at 10:05 PM, nbmishoid said:
Yea, my then 16 yr old did a similar in reverse disaster.  She was at her bf’s house, in, yes, a Jeep Cherokee.  Come time to leave she puts it into reverse by mistake and climbs all the way on top of her bf’s little mini something.   His parents never got over that, thankfully.

A friend did that at UT around ‘91. He thought it was a good idea to drive his dad’s 1 ton Dodge farm truck while his car was in the shop. He’d parallel parked near campus. He looked out the rear view mirror and didn’t see anything and threw it in reverse. He ended up on top of one of those little Honda two door cars from the 80s. Put it in drive and took off. I always wondered what that person thought when they went to their car and the roof was crushed in.
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  On 5/29/2023 at 3:20 PM, CooterBrown said:


A friend did that at UT around ‘91. He thought it was a good idea to drive his dad’s 1 ton Dodge farm truck while his car was in the shop. He’d parallel parked near campus. He looked out the rear view mirror and didn’t see anything and threw it in reverse. He ended up on top of one of those little Honda two door cars from the 80s. Put it in drive and took off. I always wondered what that person thought when they went to their car and the roof was crushed in.

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Bang Ding Ow

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Standing in line at the post office to renew my 6 year old daughters passport “Dad what would happen if you mailed plutonium?” That definitely garnered some strange looks..

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  On 5/30/2023 at 11:41 AM, 3adays said:

Standing in line at the post office to renew my 6 year old daughters passport “Dad what would happen if you mailed plutonium?” That definitely garnered some strange looks..

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"You mail pinball machine parts to the Libyans, and keep the plutonium for the Delorean, Honey."

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  On 5/22/2023 at 7:25 PM, 686 said:

Wife read some idiotic shit on the internet that made her believe that constipation is a chronic downward spiral condition that if it isn’t aggressively treated immediately will result in the kid having a fucked up colon and being addicted to laxatives their whole life.

This event could be cross-posted in the stupid shit wives do thread.

So in order to combat any future laxative addiction it’s important to introduce laxatives? My experience with beer says this may not be the smartest approach.
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  On 6/1/2023 at 11:18 AM, GoPokes83 said:

So in order to combat any future laxative addiction it’s important to introduce laxatives? My experience with beer says this may not be the smartest approach.

Don’t try to apply logic to this. She read it on the internet, it must be true. In prior years, she ran this all the way up the chain to a pediatric gastroenterologist (who knew that even existed), who told her to chill out and this isn’t a thing, but here we are.

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