Shit My Kid Says

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Only 3 times? 

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From one of my daughter’s 4th grade students today …

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[GottaB 604]

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

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3 minutes ago, GottaB said:

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

You're in trouble.

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38 minutes ago, GottaB said:

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

Remember the 6 P’s:

Piss
Poor
Planning
Produces
Poor
Performance

 

[tbone_ 14402]

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

This is where you let him walk to the bus stop in freezing rain wearing whatever the fuck he wants.

[Prepuce of Doom 21258]

You know you've done something right as a parent when your child is using his school computer to Google Krampus the week before Christmas. 

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17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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