Shit My Kid Says

[thunderlounge 8407]

Only 3 times? 

[HenryJames 67322]

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From one of my daughter’s 4th grade students today …

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[GottaB 605]

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

[Jerry Callo 8958]

3 minutes ago, GottaB said:

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

You're in trouble.

[thunderlounge 8407]

38 minutes ago, GottaB said:

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

Remember the 6 P’s:

Piss
Poor
Planning
Produces
Poor
Performance

 

[tbone_ 14438]

I was trying to dive home the importance of wearing a coat to the bus stop when it’s freezing or raining


“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just being poorly dressed for the weather provided”

Response: “I’ll remember that when we have a tornado”.

This is where you let him walk to the bus stop in freezing rain wearing whatever the fuck he wants.

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

You know you've done something right as a parent when your child is using his school computer to Google Krampus the week before Christmas. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

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17 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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[HenryJames 67322]

Daughter: Do you know why there is only one Grinch?

Me: Why?

Daughter: You know the book Green Eggs and Ham?

Me: Sure.

Daughter: All the Grinches were the ham.

Me:…

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

On 12/16/2024 at 2:17 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

You know you've done something right as a parent when your child is using his school computer to Google Krampus the week before Christmas. 

Keeping the dream alive!!! 

I really hope he has managed to convince some of his classmates. I'll try to extract this information and will report any amusing revelations. 

Edited Thursday at 08:27 PM by Prepuce of Doom

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21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Daughter: Do you know why there is only one Grinch?

Me: Why?

Daughter: You know the book Green Eggs and Ham?

Me: Sure.

Daughter: All the Grinches were the ham.

Me:…

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

While speaking with her, he referred to Mrs. Doom's boobs as her "jiggling physics." 

Edited Friday at 04:23 AM by Prepuce of Doom

[HenryJames 67322]

Pics?

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

Just had to change my entry name in the Bowl Mania contest after he asked me why his entry name was "Doomlet" and what was the meaning of my entry name - "$30 Prepuce." 

I told him that they were randomly generated, but I don't know whether he bought it. 

Separately, it should come as no surprise that he got a real charge out of @IPoopOnWhoop 's entry name, even if he doesn't understand the "whoop" aspect. 

Edited Friday at 03:10 PM by Prepuce of Doom

[IPoopOnWhoop 106]

10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Just had to change my entry name in the Bowl Mania contest after he asked me why his entry name was "Doomlet" and what was the meaning of my entry name - "$30 Prepuce." 

I told him that they were randomly generated, but I don't know whether he bought it. 

Separately, it should come as no surprise that he got a real charge out of @IPoopOnWhoop 's entry name, even if he doesn't understand the "whoop" aspect. 

Haha I made this name up when I started posting on hornfans around age 16.