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every year about this time, a pair of mallards splash down in my pool.  It's been going on for 4 or 5 years now; I assume it's the same pair but I'm not sure. How long do ducks live anyway? 

I chase them off, and they come back.  The showed up late yesterday, and I chased them off.  I'm enjoying a beautiful afternoon on the patio, and "splash", they are back.  I chased them off again, but I expect them to be back tonight or tomorrow.

We've had a fair bit of rain lately, and there are plenty of ponds and lakes in SoCal, and the local river, the San Luis Rey, has plenty of water now.

But those mofos really love to shit in my pool. 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

every year about this time, a pair of mallards splash down in my pool.  It's been going on for 4 or 5 years now; I assume it's the same pair but I'm not sure. How long do ducks live anyway? 

I chase them off, and they come back.  The showed up late yesterday, and I chased them off.  I'm enjoying a beautiful afternoon on the patio, and "splash", they are back.  I chased them off again, but I expect them to be back tonight or tomorrow.

We've had a fair bit of rain lately, and there are plenty of ponds and lakes in SoCal, and the local river, the San Luis Rey, has plenty of water now.

But those mofos really love to shit in my pool. 

post pics of said fowl. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Same, and the occasional Canada Goose (don't tell Trump).  Not sure if it's the same ones, but we sure seem to be on their flight path.

Those fuckers are evil.

 

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Same, and the occasional Canada Goose (don't tell Trump).  Not sure if it's the same ones, but we sure seem to be on their flight path.

Those have been renamed to American Geese, didn’t you get the memo 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, CoTex said:

If I had a pool, I'm not sure I would want the ducks gone.  They don't add to the enjoyment?

Sure, if you enjoy stepping in duck poop on the deck and swimming in duck poop in the pool. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Agent 13 said:

I had this problem. Borrowed my daughter's yappy dog. They left and didn't even come back the next year like they had before.

But now you have a yappy dog.

Posted
16 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I used to always shoot that fucking dog.

They should have programmed that in.

You COULD in the coin-op version. They took it out of the console port.

Posted
23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You've never had neighbors with dogs?

I've had lots of neighbors with dogs.

I've wanted to shoot one or two of my neighbors, but never the dogs. I've found that when the dogs are annoying, 100% of the time it's the dog crying for help: "Save me from life with these insufferable dickheads!"

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