Angry Dolphin

[Horn of Gabriel 1866]

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/dolphin-bathing-ban/index.html

(CNN) — Watching "Jaws" as a kid might have left you with a lifetime fear of swimming with sharks, but who knew swimming with dolphins could be dangerous?

The pretty coastal village of Landévennec in Finistère, in France's northwestern Brittany region, has been terrorized by a sexually aroused dolphin getting too close to swimmers.

The dolphins antics got so bad that the local mayor, Roger Lars, banned bathing on the Brittany beach, issuing a new bylaw. Now local swimmers are prevented from getting closer than 40 meters to the dolphin.

[Horn of Gabriel 1866]

[Gene Parmesan 4027]

[Brisketexan 105701]

[SHOOTER12 8859]

Mmmmm....dolphin dick?????

[SurlyBDR 22904]

It's no accident. He does it on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

[HenryJames 66370]

[RDCanecutter 26570]

We sexie French Dolphin types do not folLOW ze same puritanical rules you anglo-saxonnes 'old so dear.

[SubliminalHorn 6845]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Mmmmm....dolphin dick?????

I heard they’re quite the growers 

[Hanrahan 1306]

Why don't they just shoot the rapey dolphin and be done with it?

[deft 6901]

Wasn’t the angry dolphin also a shaggy MSPaint sex tale?

[Brisketexan 105701]

12 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Why don't they just shoot the rapey dolphin and be done with it?

Sorry, the dolphin attends Baylor.  The admin will have all of these vicious rumors scrubbed from the net posthaste.

[SHOOTER12 8859]

39 minutes ago, deft said:

Wasn’t the angry dolphin also a shaggy MSPaint sex tale?

Yes, and a GREAT one at that!

[KaiserSoze 1000]

It was a tale by Randy Marsh that used the term "angry dolphin", but not the origin of the term. The term itself was around long before that post. 

[High Plains Drifter 11085]