STD II: Vic and Zepols Electric Boogaloo

[F250 28884]

So, it seems we are seeing a record setting amount of STD infections in the U.S. An Antibiotic resistant Chlamydia world is not a world you single guys want to live in.

Practice safe sex. Condoms are not just for sailors.

Last year, nearly 2.3 million US cases of these sexually transmitted diseases were diagnosed, according to preliminary data.

That's the highest number ever reported nationwide, breaking the record set in 2016 by more than 200,000 cases, according to the CDC.

 

[Newdoc 3457]

Nature finds a way when you do.

[RPM 26381]

[Lhorn 4971]

Ya'll arrogant MFers thought AIDS was no big deal anymore and started raw dogging one night stands.  Now we gotta deal with syphilis again and resistant chlamydia.  Thanks!

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5800]

Record setting amount of STD infections eh? 

[woohorn 1131]

Hot tub sales are going to skyrocket.

[RollLeft 5045]

 

 

Edited August 29, 2018 by RollLeft

[SpiralOut 1818]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Everything that’s it’s price.

 

if you fuck a lot, herpes is like a scraped knee

[Incredulity 11684]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

“Don’t use with sandpaper”

 

good tip

[Jkwellborn 6783]

Everything that’s it’s price.
 
if you fuck a lot, herpes is like a scraped knee

Scraped knees heal.

Record setting amount of STD infections eh? 

Easy there Eddie.

[Zepol87 9198]

I'm good, not really sure how exactly but I am

[Gil Bang 26069]

saw a map yesterday, color-coded for rates of infection by zip code in San Diego county. 

 

Camp Pendleton was dark red.  Just sayin. 

Edited August 29, 2018 by Gil Bang

[Jhawk 1075]

13 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm good, not really sure how exactly but I am

Same boat... I've fucked a lot and am going to fuck a lot more.  Never had a problem, got checked yesterday after NOLA and still don't have a problem from the quick labs.

In situations like this I just say "fuck it."

[Steel Shank 9435]

I only bang clean, hot chicks.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

I only bang clean, hot chicks.

Truth. Surly 10's.

[Al_4_ISU 12516]

I banged a lot of skanks in my single days and never caught anything.  Sure, there were a couple nice girls just looking for a one night stand to say they did it, but not many.

Just wrap it up.  It's that fucking simple.  The next buddy I know to catch an STD that was wearing a rubber at the time will be the first.

[Upgrayedd 5822]

 

[futureman 22562]

now available over the counter in 50 states, puerto rico and cleveland.  

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

On 8/28/2018 at 9:02 PM, Lhorn said:

Ya'll arrogant MFers thought AIDS was no big deal anymore and started raw dogging one night stands.  Now we gotta deal with syphilis again and resistant chlamydia.  Thanks!

 

I’d bet the advent of plan B has a lot more to die with it. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5800]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

saw a map yesterday, color-coded for rates of infection by zip code in San Diego county. 

 

Camp Pendleton was dark red.  Just sayin. 

Gonna share the map or what? 

[Gil Bang 26069]

ax and you shall receive.

 

[Vic Mackey 47189]

Fucking with a condom sucks.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Same boat... I've fucked a lot and am going to fuck a lot more.  Never had a problem, got checked yesterday after NOLA and still don't have a problem from the quick labs.
In situations like this I just say "fuck it."

[Zepol87 9198]

I’d bet the advent of plan B has a lot more to die with it. 

Usually pulled out but when I didn't I always have cash for plan B. Except for that one stripper from XTC

[Shmitty 112]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking with a condom sucks.

because you could slam a door on it and not feel a thing

[futureman 22562]

9 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

 

Usually pulled out but when I didn't I always have cash for plan B. Except for that one stripper from XTC

 

as long as you pull out you really have nothing at all to worry about. 

[DaggerHorns 3102]

Condoms are for fucking pussies.