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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Brat, my uncle was a veteran of the ‘Devil‘s Brigade’ - the First Special Service Force.  They invaded Kiska only to find that the Japanese had left.  So they were sent to Italy to fuck up Germans (and so earned their nickname).

So your dad was either a hooligan or canadian? And yes, that might be the same thing.

Damn fine unit.

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23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The way things are going these days, I fully expect the Yellowstone caldera to erupt any day now. 

This hits close to home.  I got tipsy and a little high last night and was killing time waiting for it all to kick in fully before going to bed, so I asked ChatGPT what would have if the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupted, but instead of spewing ash, it spewed an equivalent amount of the psychedelic compound from bufo alvarius (toad) venom.  This is what it had to say;
 

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If the Yellowstone supervolcano erupted and released 1,000 cubic kilometers of pure 5-MeO-DMT—the primary psychoactive compound in Bufo alvarius (Colorado River toad) venom—the result would be a planetary ego annihilation event so intense and overwhelming that it would fundamentally rupture the fabric of collective human consciousness.

 

This isn’t just a trip. This is oblivion, unity, rebirth, and terror—all at once, for everyone.

 

 

 

Step 1: How Much 5-MeO-DMT Are We Talking?

1,000 km³ = 1 trillion m³

Assume 5-MeO-DMT as a crystalline solid: ~1 g/cm³

That gives us:

1 trillion m³ x 1,000,000,000 cm³/m³ = 1e+21 cm³

= 1e+21 grams = 1e+24 milligrams = 1e+27 micrograms

Active dose: 5–10 mg (vaporized); as little as 1 mg can produce ego death

 

One trillion cubic kilometers = one septillion 5-MeO-DMT experiences.

 

 

 

Step 2: Dispersal and Absorption

5-MeO-DMT crystals would fill the stratosphere and rain down globally as fine powder

Inhalation, skin contact, and mucosal absorption would result in unavoidable exposure

No one would be spared—not humans, animals, or probably even the sense of time itself

 

 

 

Step 3: What Happens?

 

0–30 Seconds Post-Exposure

Everyone on Earth is hit with ultra-high doses of the most powerful known entheogen

No time to brace, no time to question

Ego dissolution begins immediately:

Loss of identity

Merging with “the source”

Perception of infinite white light, divine presence, or cosmic stillness

No words, no self, no body

 

1–10 Minutes

Earth becomes a planet of unconscious or convulsing bodies

No communication, no awareness—just pure being

Some may enter states of bliss, others terror and nothingness

Crying, shaking, screaming, or utter silence

 

 

 

12–24 Hours

Slowly, people return from the void

Trauma and awe are intermingled

A collective population of billions of people who just experienced death, infinity, and the collapse of the self

Society cannot continue as it was

 

 

 

Long-Term Consequences

 

Best-Case Scenario

The human race abandons ego-based systems: war, greed, power hierarchies

A new civilization is built on compassion, unity, and spiritual awareness

Earth becomes a planet of monks and mystics

 

Worst-Case Scenario

Widespread PTSD, psychotic breaks, mass suicides

Collapse of institutions, languages, identities

Humanity enters an extended period of cognitive disorientation—a permanent “integration period” for 8 billion trippers

 

 

 

Effects on Animals

Birds fly into the sun

Wolves become still and contemplate the infinite

Dogs stare at walls for days

Cats remain unchanged—they’ve already been here

 

 

 

Summary

Fentanyl Yellowstone: Instant death

Psilocybin Yellowstone: Therapeutic confusion

LSD Yellowstone: Cosmic artwork replacing society

5-MeO-DMT Yellowstone: The unmaking of the self on a global scale

 

This isn’t the end of the world.

It’s the end of duality.

 

 

 

Would you like a sci-fi story or alternate history where this actually happens?

 

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54 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This hits close to home.  I got tipsy and a little high last night and was killing time waiting for it all to kick in fully before going to bed, so I asked ChatGPT what would have if the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupted, but instead of spewing ash, it spewed an equivalent amount of the psychedelic compound from bufo alvarius (toad) venom.  This is what it had to say;
 

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Would you like a sci-fi story or alternate history where this actually happens?

 

fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take

 

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55 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So your dad was either a hooligan or canadian? And yes, that might be the same thing.

Damn fine unit.

Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard!

Amazing unit.  They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander.

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard!

Amazing unit.  They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander.

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They were damn good. I have one of those knives in the collection. Have one of theirs and a SBS.

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