Champions League 2018-2019

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Oh Spurs...

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Spursy;

https://streamja.com/y5Qg

[Zepol87 9193]

Yea that happened

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Yea that happened

WTF was Winks doing? He played the whole team onside?!?!

[Zepol87 9193]

As my coach used to say.... Stop standing around with your dick in your hand

[Schulz2.0 29012]

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Spursy;

https://streamja.com/y5Qg

I really have no clue what Pochettino has been thinking tactically the last few matches. 

[sidis 9832]

liverpool has definitely dominated the first 15 mins.

[sidis 9832]

either pool's players are all hopped up on cocaine or they are going to fade fast as the game goes on...they are sprinting at like 110% on every ball.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

How do you just let Mbappe go free like that?  And then Bernat just goes full PSG.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Well, that came out of nowhere.  Maybe PSG won't completely roll over.

[hobbes2702 13077]

30 minutes ago, sidis said:

either pool's players are all hopped up on cocaine or they are going to fade fast as the game goes on...they are sprinting at like 110% on every ball.

Clearly you’ve never watched a Liverpool game under Klopp

[maninblack 7974]

Turner needs to put a matches on TNT and TBS

[maninblack 7974]

Holden and Nash look weird as shit next to each other as team top button

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Damn Sturridge, that was viscous (although unintentional)

[hobbes2702 13077]

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Damn Sturridge, that was viscous (although unintentional)

And should have been a goal

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And should have been a goal

He slid and put a foot through the keepers crotch.  I wouldn't have had a problem if the goal stood, but I understand call.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Mbappe is still pretty fast.

[WBT 20671]

Liverpool also kind of spursy there

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Just now, WBT said:

Liverpool also kind of spursy there

Yeah, but it isn't like PSG is some sort of mental giant in games like this.  This free kick give away is in a bad spot.

[sidis 9832]

fairly lame build up but great finish by mbappe.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Damn, that was a nice finish by Firmino.

Guess that's more dollars to buy footballers, not for terrorists.

Edited September 18, 2018 by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

[WBT 20671]

Great winner

[DeathTongue 88]

Pulisic with an 85th minute winner

[sidis 9832]

hell of a shot from firmino...

[drt 640]

I watched the last 30 minutes or so of Weston & Shalke vs Porto.  He covered a large amount of ground but they didn't look that good as a team in possession.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Well, that came out of nowhere.  Maybe PSG won't completely roll over.

Announcer: They will.

[WBT 20671]

2 hours ago, drt said:

I watched the last 30 minutes or so of Weston & Shalke vs Porto.  He covered a large amount of ground but they didn't look that good as a team in possession.

McKennie did have the assist on Schalke's goal

[maninblack 7974]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Announcer: They will.

Great new avi

[maninblack 7974]

 

[HenryJames 66188]

PSG's decision to go with a 4-0-3 formation was interesting to say the least.

[Jograves 357]

When do the ManU/Young Boys jokes start?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

PSG's decision to go with a 4-0-3 formation was interesting to say the least.

Especially since the front 3 don't track back.

[hobbes2702 13077]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Especially since the front 3 don't track back.

The lack of effort from their front 3 to help or even press was insane. How many times was TAA wide open for the out because Neymar was standing around? 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

wow! that third AJAX goal was sick!

[Jograves 357]

Was he trying that or was it a cross?

[Napoleon 8700]

22 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

wow! that third AJAX goal was sick!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

There was no question of whether he was going for goal on that shot. He made no effort to put any spin on the ball to curve it in, he struck it straight and then looked directly at the keeper to see if he was still forward enough for the ball to clear him and land in the back side netting. 

The albiceleste could have used some of that in Russia  🇷🇺.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

26 minutes ago, Jograves said:

Was he trying that or was it a cross?

Just slapped a leg at it, cross/shot, whatever. It went in.

 

https://streamable.com/qzy6d

[Napoleon 8700]

Soccer Nose Candy Question:

What are players shoving up their nose before their walkout onto the field?

The captain of Valencia appeared to have some Kleenex in one nostril as he was in the tunnel chatting with the little girl that he was going to lead out onto the field. I thought that maybe he’d gotten a bloody nose, but then I noticed that he had shit in BOTH nostrils. 

Ive seen players sniffing what I imagine are ammonia capsules right before taking the field, but I’ve never seen a player just standing around with shit stuffed up both nostrils. 

Can someone ‘splain-me what I’m seeing?

PS- Mandzukic & Khedira should each have goals in the first 17 minutes of the Valencia vs Juventus match. 

[Jograves 357]

I think it's Vicks Vapo-Rub. 

I've seen a couple LFC players smear it on their jerseys and under their noses.

[Jograves 357]

I wish TNT had a scorebug in the upper right hand corner with scores from the other matches. 

[Napoleon 8700]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just slapped a leg at it, cross/shot, whatever. It went in.

https://streamable.com/qzy6d

I think that it was a speculative shot that he intended to cause trouble for the keeper and if he hit it just right, he might even score. 

I don’t think that he conspired it a pass, but if a rebound was knocked in by a teammate, well that would be fine as well. 

 

SIDE NOTE: The Valencia keeper just made two sick saves from close range, while on the ground, to deny Juventus’ #33 & #14. 

Juventus could easily be winning 0-3 right now and I would expect the final score to be something like that. Valencia appears to be drastically overmatched. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Lewa is the best striker in the world. Don't @ me.

 

https://streamja.com/9dGo

[Napoleon 8700]

8 minutes ago, Jograves said:

I wish TNT had a scorebug in the upper right hand corner with scores from the other matches. 

Get XFINITY 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Rojo for Ronaldo

Edited September 19, 2018 by kingkoopa6

[Napoleon 8700]

CR7 just got a red card after a Valencia player dove like he got hit in the back of the head when Cristiano’s closest body part was about 1-2 FEET away from the guy. 

It will be appealed, don’t know if it will be overturned, but it doesn’t matter for this match. 

The diving player should get a match suspension for simulation, but wow. 

And this is one of the top refs in Europe. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Roma sucks on the counter.  

[Jograves 357]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Roma sucks on the counter.  

They suck setting up a wall too. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Just now, Jograves said:

They suck setting up a wall too. 

Looked like the tiny guy ducked to avoid getting hit in the face.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

CR7 just got a red card after a Valencia player dove like he got hit in the back of the head when Cristiano’s closest body part was about 1-2 FEET away from the guy. 

It will be appealed, don’t know if it will be overturned, but it doesn’t matter for this match. 

The diving player should get a match suspension for simulation, but wow. 

And this is one of the top refs in Europe. 

Looked like Ronaldo popped him on the back of the head. Not sure if red worthy, but dumb regardless.

[Jive Turkey 12646]

Man City getting rocked at home.  down 2-0 to Lyon.