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As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis.  Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man.

So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis.  Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man.

So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong.

Just stay clear of the meat market & the deli.

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23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Isn’t that the problem? The people with power are too big of pussies to say no and tell them to leave. Because of our society’s Karen mentality to video it and sue and claim to be discriminated against. 

If I was the manager, I’d tell him to get the fuck out and if he fights me over it, you call the police. 

Yeah probably, it just depends on what the store's policy is for dealing with customers like this. If they have carte blanche to just boot customers the fuck out for doing shit like this, then sure, but I suspect they don't want to do that for [probably dumb] reasons.

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On 4/9/2025 at 10:23 AM, Brisketexan said:

As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis.  Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man.

So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong.

Start? 
 

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On 4/9/2025 at 11:23 AM, Brisketexan said:

As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis.  Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man.

So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong.

HEB Employee: Sir, baby dills are in aisle 4 with the other pickles. 

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