Shit's Borked

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

What in the goddamn aggy shit is going on around here?  Can’t log into to tapa but this shit ass browser works. 

[Zepol87 9341]

Yea that was bullshit

[spystud13 2371]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

we failed over to others

That ain’t no fucking shit. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

I still can't get on from chrome. Tapa is cool though

[immamac 44335]

chrome should be fine now

[Radical Larry 28819]

[cactusflinthead 27627]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

chrome should be fine now

Yep. All good 

[Longboard Horn 41350]

Chrome is working for me

[RPM 26622]

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Wow. I couldn't get on with firefox at all. It kept saying to try again, can't get to the website.

[Hate 20247]

[mention=1357]Sbbruin[/mention] I blame you for the outage. 
 
For those curious about the http - there are currently 2 servers that have failed and we failed over to others tomorrow the site will be back to normal. 

Which normal? The one where we can’t login with tapa or the one where the whole site is down?

[Hate 20247]

[mention=1357]Sbbruin[/mention] I blame you for the outage. 
 
For those curious about the http - there are currently 2 servers that have failed and we failed over to others tomorrow the site will be back to normal. 

Which normal? The one where we can’t login with tapa or the one where the whole site is down?

[tbone_ 14438]

Tapa working fine for me

[immamac 44335]

alright I just quadrupled the size of the database hardware and we've completed load balancing of all the services - I'm not going to touch anything for a week and we'll see how things go

[Pato del Muerto 53463]

I had a pair of can’t connect to server errors in he last few minutes. Part of your WIP?

[futureman 22694]

502 bad gateway 

[immamac 44335]

sorry - was doing some minor things all should be steady state from now on

[RPM 26622]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

alright I just quadrupled the size of the database hardware and we've completed load balancing of all the services - I'm not going to touch anything for a week and we'll see how things go

 

[Sbbruin 22142]

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[cactusflinthead 27627]

All Activity on chrome borked 

[Zepol87 9341]

Son of a bitch

[Hate 20247]

Back to no more “unread” threads on tapa.

[spystud13 2371]

Shocked, I tell ya! 

[Lurch 5949]

More quadrupling!

[Lurch 5949]

Have we tried unplugging it, waiting 30 seconds, and then plugging it back in?

[spystud13 2371]

Temporarily back. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

Temporarily back. 

Yes, but for how long?  I fear the borkage has taken up permanent residence here.

 

[Hate 20247]

So you’re saying it’s temporarily permanently borked?

[CBT 1290]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

So you’re saying it’s temporarily permanently borked?

Solid maybe

[RPM 26622]

I gotta say somehow I missed the latest round of bork. I understand that's what a mole would say and I have no wife pics.

 

[spystud13 2371]

So you posted about shit that was well over 48 hours ago that didn’t affect you? What a stupid mother fucking post, jesus fuck. 

[RPM 26622]

Were your spidey senses tingling? 

Edited July 17, 2019 by RPM
getting aheadd of the speeling nazi's

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, the ones that show a fucking stupid-ass post. You win for being an idiot days later. 

[spystud13 2371]

You can spin it all you want, but you are a stupid mother fucker for not reading the thread. 

[RPM 26622]

My bad for being a contributor. Speaking of which I notice you're a weakass  punk that can't pony up to Treefiddy.  Make sure you keep the peanut gallery swept, m'kay?

[spystud13 2371]

Great trash, really top drawer. Paying imma with as bad as this site is stupid. 

“A weakass punk”. Man, you win. 

That’s fucking awesome. 

[RPM 26622]

It's what I do.

Pay up poors. 

[spystud13 2371]

Drunk or stupid? I’m going with stupid. 

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getting aheadd of the speeling nazi's

 

This poor guy can’t see. 

[spystud13 2371]

RPM is exactly like Rocko, he wants everyone to know he contributes $3.50/month. 

 

Congrats bro, Rocko was a bad mother fucker too. 

[Jkwellborn 7034]

If giving a couple of bucks would keep this site from getting fucked off every time the wind blew or the aggys fucked up something or lied, I’d send a few dollars.

[Chooky 13340]

7 hours ago, spystud13 said:

RPM is exactly like Rocko, he wants everyone to know he contributes $3.50/month. 

 

Congrats bro, Rocko was a bad mother fucker too. 

Off topic, but Rocko once threatened to shit on a guy's entire family. I don't know if he did it or not. If he did, I bet that guy's family was shocked and confused. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

On 7/15/2019 at 1:31 PM, Sbbruin said:

Yes, but for how long?  I fear the borkage has taken up permanent residence here.

 

Alas, the borkage has come home to roost.

[Chooky 13340]

Borkage will consume us all. 

[Machinator 32103]

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[MoJames 8258]

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Borkage will consume us all. 

[Sbbruin 22142]

[immamac 44335]

so elasticsearch was starving for RAM - I upped the setting and borkage should cease (went from 1G to 10G heap size in the jvm)

[immamac 44335]

borkage seems to be gone on the elasticsearch thing!

[Captainant 28529]

What was the issue with the ES environment? Just under-provisioned hardware?

[clapclapclap 9000]

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