Shit's Borked

[burntorangebongos 10,656]

I don't remember my surly password or email I used to sign up. I guess if I get locked out you'll know why

[elfenix 34,075]

I switched to login with the googles because fuck using 2fa on an account that isn't my financial info and doesn't use any of the passwords for my financial info

[Rimbo 25,223]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I don't know any of my passwords. 

hunter2

[TOR 5,121]

Just now, Rimbo said:

hunter2

BIGTITS1

[immamac 41,615]

21 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I switched to login with the googles because fuck using 2fa on an account that isn't my financial info and doesn't use any of the passwords for my financial info

This is the way. 

[TOR 5,121]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is the way. 

Will somebody steal my identity already?!#$@!?

[52-80 18,982]

Protip for any thief who breaks into my parents house: the most value-dense thing you can steal is my dads worn notepad with his 150+ handwritten passwords in it. 

The only trick is you gotta figure out which password is active for which account because hes only got 10 accounts total and the passwords keep expiring on them due to failed attempts. 

[Captainant 26,902]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

hunter2

When I type in my password I just get *******

[General Specific 3,152]

If I can’t remember my password should I ask the Inchworm guys?

Do we have a contact for Inchworm, I’ll have them change my password for me, problem solved!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

When I type in my password I just get *******

That's why I use ******** as my password

[Vegas64 640]

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Protip for any thief who breaks into my parents house: the most value-dense thing you can steal is my dads worn notepad with his 150+ handwritten passwords in it. 

The only trick is you gotta figure out which password is active for which account because hes only got 10 accounts total and the passwords keep expiring on them due to failed attempts. 

Son?

[PittsburghTiger 6,067]

17 hours ago, immamac said:

send me an email rick@surlyhorns.com we will deal with it there.

Done, thanks.

[TOR 5,121]

So far this identity theft thing has been underwhelming.  

[PvilleStang 2,805]

19 hours ago, immamac said:

send me an email rick@inchworm.com we will deal with it there.

Where's the report Phishing button on Surly?

[markstanco 12,425]

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's why I use ******** as my password

[gofuckyourself 8,057]

With our 24 hour news cycle, we need to stay focused on apprehending The Inchworm.

I have a strong lead from the boys down at the crime lab. They are indeed working in shifts.

 

[thunderlounge 7,619]

We don’t need the boys workin on it, we need top men.

[ButtFumble 5,089]

when are you going to let us know about the new AT&T data hack?

[immamac 41,615]

30 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

when are you going to let us know about the new AT&T data hack?

I don't know shit about fuck. 

[Frito_bandito 0]

Is there a paid membership that removes all of the ads? At this point, I can barely read one page of a thread before it crashes. I’m super confused. 

[immamac 41,615]

10 minutes ago, Frito_bandito said:

Is there a paid membership that removes all of the ads? At this point, I can barely read one page of a thread before it crashes. I’m super confused. 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/subscriptions/

Have the ads changed? Thats pretty strange. 

[immamac 41,615]

I just checked and on mobile most ads showed is the top banner, the video that anchors to top which is dismissable and the bottom anchor which is dismissable. 

Are you seeing something else going on? 

On desktop there should be 3 sometimes 4 ads in total. 

[Willfully Horn 7,854]

Every avenue to comment on tfg brush with assassinatioon have been disabled. Curious as to why.

[Neonmoon 38,126]

2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Every avenue to comment on tfg brush with assassinatioon have been disabled. Curious as to why.

You know 

[TexArcher 37,040]

Yeah, Clark Room seems disabled or something?

[chainsaw 9,573]

Okay I thought I was banned. Glad to know it's not just me.

[Underdog 28,118]

Thank you for your service, Imma. 

[Underdog 28,118]

 

[G650 13,195]

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You know 

We do? I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary posted.

[C-Man 26,617]

10 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Okay I thought I was banned. Glad to know it's not just me.

Same. Phew

[G650 13,195]

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, Clark Room seems disabled or something?

You serious Clark

[David Dennison 17,754]

[C-Man 26,617]

So Cloak Room's turned off. We can't have "news" thread on Daily Texan?

[40acredropout 2,901]

Yeah as a pretty neutral person, this is weak as fuck.  “act like an adult if you don’t want to be banned”… shuts shit down so nobody can even talk about a fucking massive real life story.  Fucking weak

[ztejas 42,775]

@immamac seems offended.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,247]

I applaud the move to lock CR for a little while.  

[Evil Bill Obrien 2,914]

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, Clark Room seems disabled or something?

[immamac 41,615]

I'm actually juggling 2 children under 5 am not at home and logged in after getting texts to a complete shit show disaster so I called Black lab and told him to shut shit down and lay down the law. 

Some of us have fucking lives that aren't this god damned community. It's fucking bullshit that I can't trust you mother fuckers to not sit here and celebrate an assassination attempt on a political candidate in the United States. 

[ztejas 42,775]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I applaud the move to lock CR for a little while.  

Yeah it lets dipshits like you gain influence here. 

[YGIFS 19,445]

Yeah, using the site's proprietary search feature "politically motivated ear bleed" and it just turned up a picture of Brisket shoving an enchilada into his cochlea.  Shit's getting weird.  

[immamac 41,615]

I am just fucking sitting down and next to a computer right now. I don't need this bullshit I'm so close to just shutting the whole fucking board down for the day. Keep fucking testing me. 

[hobbes2702 12,516]

Dude that’s an incredibly weak reply. We didn’t shut the website down when multiple people died during the coup that was cheered on by multiple posters on this site.

This is a massive news event and it can’t be discussed anywhere on this board.

Edited July 13 by hobbes2702

[immamac 41,615]

19 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Thank you for your service, Imma. 

That thread was a flaming pile of shit. It had no discussion of what was happening and was quite frankly an embarrassment. 

[hobbes2702 12,516]

Just now, immamac said:

That thread was a flaming pile of shit. It had no discussion of what was happening and was quite frankly an embarrassment. 

Now that’s fair. 

[David Dennison 17,754]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

That thread was a flaming pile of shit. It had no discussion of what was happening and was quite frankly an embarrassment. 

I get that, but why lock the whole board?

[ztejas 42,775]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am just fucking sitting down and next to a computer right now. I don't need this bullshit I'm so close to just shutting the whole fucking board down for the day. Keep fucking testing me. 

Dude chill the fuck out. The CR thread about Trump was totally fine until all this weird shit starts going down. 

I mean can I ask that y'all moderate shit after it happens, not preemptively shut shit down because you don't want to deal with it?

I think most of us respect that you're a dad and have a family and have other shit going on. Not sure why it requires locking the board down over normal political discussion. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 2,914]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

 I'm so close to just shutting the whole fucking board down for the day. Keep fucking testing me. 

[Woodrow Call 493]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am just fucking sitting down and next to a computer right now. I don't need this bullshit I'm so close to just shutting the whole fucking board down for the day. Keep fucking testing me. 

You're overreacting. People come to this community to discuss things. Sure, there will be people that will post unreasonable things, but I believe you're unnecessarily antagonizing people. 

Edited July 13 by Woodrow Call

[StassneyHorn 6,429]

If anyone’s a victim it’s me. Shopify is taking forever to publish my Trump shirt. How am I supposed to post the link everywhere and make money?

[G650 13,195]

I feel like I missed something, there's nothing here approaching the usual histrionics following whatever news story du jour.