Shit's Borked

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

Ads all over the place all the sudden. Did my check bounce?

holy fuck this

[thunderlounge 7,749]

Are y’all tree-fiddy or burnt ends?

 

If so, check your sub(s). They may have not processed for some reason. Put the same card in, and choose stripe option.

Happened to me a week or so ago. 

[immamac 42,513]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Just started getting a fuckton of ads. 

 

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

Ads all over the place all the sudden. Did my check bounce?

 

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I got the ads aids!  Help!

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

holy fuck this

Still an issue? 

[4th&Five 41,457]

Not for me. Cookie Monster seemed to solve it. 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

 

 

 

Still an issue? 

fixed!

[CycleTex87 2,953]

Good

[PvilleStang 2,844]

On 8/7/2023 at 7:12 AM, immamac said:

I’m on vacation with my family you cunt. Stop being such a fucking bitch every time something happens I don’t just leave the site to go to shit but I have a life that isn’t this place. 

Can we get this on a banner to fly over DKR?

[Kennythetiger 9,334]

45 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Can we get this on a banner to fly over DKR?

We’re gonna need a bigger plane. 

[4th&Five 41,457]

Having the issue on my phone where the reply box disappears when I click on it.

Edit: working fine now. 

Edited August 8, 2023 by 4th&Five

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

Activity streams are down. 

Again. 

[The Dude 1,244]

Is this banner toggled correctly?  Seems like it is up full time on my activity stream, and the only time it isn’t visible is when my activity stream is not available.
 

Like the condition evaluation is backwards

[immamac 42,513]

1 hour ago, The Dude said:

Is this banner toggled correctly?  Seems like it is up full time on my activity stream, and the only time it isn’t visible is when my activity stream is not available.
 

Like the condition evaluation is backwards

Yeah something keeps dropping the search index I'm on vacation and haven't had time to dick with it. 

[Captainant 27,403]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah something keeps dropping the search index I'm on vacation and haven't had time to dick with it. 

Little Bobby Tables at it again

[PvilleStang 2,844]

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm on vacation and haven't had time to dick with it. 

My new OOO reply.  Keep up the good work!

[RPM 26,208]

6 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm on vacation and haven't had time to dick with it. 

Instagram modelling again?

[Jkwellborn 6,651]

Instagram modelling again?

Bon jour

[DougHdTx1968 37]

I assume the ads on this site work thusly:

1. Plaster the spammiest, most annoying ads possible on as much of each page as possible

2. Wait for some troglodyte with three fingers on his right hand to click one by accident

3. ???

4. Profit

4b. Invest in a barbecue place, I guess

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

Activity streams down.

Again. 

[DougHdTx1968 37]

how does this break down into user seconds

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Activity streams down.

Again. 

 

[TonyTexas 10,481]

Twitter isn’t embedding. I suspect it’s because the links are now using x.com

[immamac 42,513]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Twitter isn’t embedding. I suspect it’s because the links are now using x.com

They are? x.com still redirects to twitter 

[4th&Five 41,457]

Not working for me. 
https://x.com/danwetzel/status/1690466338685251584?s=46&t=ldYoOJNF40QQVJUO-EjFng

[immamac 42,513]

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not working for me. 
https://x.com/danwetzel/status/1690466338685251584?s=46&t=ldYoOJNF40QQVJUO-EjFng

Yeah because it redirects to Twitter. Wtf. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

Fire up the blue banner, activity streams are down again. 

[Mach 1 1,676]

Why is the Burnt Ends banner so random?  Sometimes I have it, sometimes I don't.

[bolverk 29,394]

@immamac Can you try to fix the formatting in The Climate Thread, please? It's as fucked up as our planet.

There's a glitch that happened on the last page when someone quoted a longcat table I had in a spoiler. If not, can you lock it so that we can start a new one?

Thanks in advance.

[immamac 42,513]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

@immamac Can you try to fix the formatting in The Climate Thread, please? It's as fucked up as our planet.

There's a glitch that happened on the last page when someone quoted a longcat table I had in a spoiler. If not, can you lock it so that we can start a new one?

Thanks in advance.

Limk to post plz 

[bolverk 29,394]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Limk to post plz 

Speculation is that it was this post that did it, but it's affecting the entire page.

[immamac 42,513]

Need post number that goes to nowhere. 

[bolverk 29,394]

46 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need post number that goes to nowhere. 

I don't understand this comment. Do you want a post that goes nowhere?

The link I provided (I just tested it twice) goes directly to what we think is the offending post. It is post #2389 of the Climate Change thread at the below link:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/235-the-climate-thread/page/48/#comments

His reply to me looks like it corrupted the entire page and/or thread.

[elfenix 34,169]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Limk to post plz 

i reported the post, check there

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

Activity streams down again. 

[Zepol87 9,168]

Yep

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

[immamac 42,513]

Headed to the datacenter today on my way back from Minnesota. I'll figure this out while I'm there. 

[PvilleStang 2,844]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Headed to the datacenter today on my way back from Minnesota. I'll figure this out while I'm there. 

"There, he stood 8 hours in the cold aisle staring at the blinking lights on the front of the server, rebooted it, and walked away.  He felt this time was better spend in the data center rather than in a Texas heatwave." /Morgan Freeman

[TonyTexas 10,481]

Frequently, when I hit Surly Horns on the top banner to go to back to topic listings, this is what pops up. NBD but I thought I’d make you aware. BTW, this is on Chrome on an iPhone. 

 

[immamac 42,513]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Frequently, when I hit Surly Horns on the top banner to go to back to topic listings, this is what pops up. NBD but I thought I’d make you aware. BTW, this is on Chrome on an iPhone. 

 

Which theme. 

[TonyTexas 10,481]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Which theme. 

I’m not sure what it’s called. Timeline?The one where threads are listed in order of most recent posts. 

[thunderlounge 7,749]

30 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m not sure what it’s called. Timeline?The one where threads are listed in order of most recent posts. 

[TonyTexas 10,481]

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Which theme. 

I didn’t know what you were referring to but @thunderlounge pointed me in the right direction. I’m on Surly main - default. 

[thunderlounge 7,749]

Looks like streams went down again. Just a heads up, not a complaint. 
 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,491]

Taking forever to post?  I hit submit and most of the time I have to refresh to see it post.

[Sbbruin 21,704]

Unread content borked.

[BurntOrange&White 39,566]

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Taking forever to post?  I hit submit and most of the time I have to refresh to see it post.

Same here.....tried clearing cookie and changing server, nothing.

[ztejas 43,262]

Comments are hanging for me - getting double posts without posting twice. 

Also site isn't loading properly. Got a couple of black screens. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,824]

49 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Looks like streams went down again. Just a heads up, not a complaint. 

It’s okay, you don’t have to apologize. 

[Beau Vine 53,978]

Very racist:

[immamac 42,513]

In the data center I’ll be done soon. 

[immamac 42,513]

After this there should be no more issues with search.