Shit's Borked

[BurntOrange&White 41883]

My mobile browser(safari) is working, but slow. 
 

My desktop browser(chrome) is not working. 

[Richter 2420]

The site is running slow as molasses again...

[thunderlounge 8414]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

My mobile browser(safari) is working, but slow. 
 

My desktop browser(chrome) is not working. 

Same here for mobile. Desktop (FF/Mac) seems alright. 

[thunderlounge 8414]

Cookie is for web01

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

Shit is slow as fuck. Did Sark get arrested or something?

Edited January 20, 2021 by Fudge Nuggets

[Js1 87187]

Has this site worked properly ever? 

[Richter 2420]

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Cookie is for web01

Same.  Did @immamac check the "Simulate1980s dial-up technology" flag?

[immamac 44369]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Has this site worked properly ever? 

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

[TrashMaster G 18101]

Should I try Netscape?

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Okay, but what have you done for us lately?

[BurntOrange&White 41883]

Board is back working on desktop browser(Chrome).

[RPM 26632]

Chrome is GTG! Thanks for fixing this during the transition. This is why I pay to be here.

[Hpara759 1792]

echo chamber boys are overloading the circuits ....you know Biden and all

[Machinator 32103]

Couldn't access the site for two hours, but seems to be working now.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

1 minute ago, Hpara759 said:

echo chamber boys are overloading the circuits ....you know Biden and all

Rent free.

[NAVY 6969]

Thank you immamac. I’m sure that was stressful 

[sidis 10018]

and here i was thinking that surlyhorns going down was step 1 of the storm. 

oh well.

[Mole 4341]

Please don’t make me be productive again.

[General Specific 3507]

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

just admit it, you tripped over the cord, powering everything, and to top it off, fell onto the emergency (BIG RED BUTTON of do not touch) switch!!1!!!

[Barbacoa 1934]

[immamac 44369]

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

[markstanco 12793]

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

[markstanco 12793]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state.

I was going to tell you to check that next

[bschoolprof 6343]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

so you restarted your computer?

[Js1 87187]

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

It was a joke

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

Was this English?

[immamac 44369]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It was a joke

Was this English?

elvish

[BurntOrange&White 41883]

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

[TrashMaster G 18101]

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

You're just stringing together random words to make yourself sound smart to the 96% of us who have no clue how computer shit works.

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Rent free.

[shadow_operative2.0 16273]

The ‘configuration or server error’ is back. We had a good run. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

[Js1 87187]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The ‘configuration or server error’ is back. We had a good run. 

A mediocre run. Just like the last decade of Texas sports 

[Continental Op 3934]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're just stringing together random words to make yourself sound smart to the 96% of us who have no clue how computer shit works.

 

[4th&Five 42006]

Getting this a lot:

Sorry, there is a problem

Something went wrong. Please try again.

Error code: EX1290

[immamac 44369]

fixed all of this - lots of weird shit happened after I did something to try to improve performance. We are back on the old config and everything should be good now. 

[Covri 6368]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

[miguelito 11505]

Thanks, Biden.

(no politics)

[Machinator 32103]

7 hours ago, immamac said:

and everything should be good now

Is it, though?

[immamac 44369]

I'm sorry.

[Surly Bevo 25752]

 

[thunderlounge 8414]

 

[immamac 44369]

Fuck my life. 

[Js1 87187]

[C-Man 27781]

I'm sorry.

[burntorangebongos 10826]

So it is not just my shitty devices? Well fix this shit already. 

[DDD Dad 14653]

12 hours ago, immamac said:

sorry guys some of the optimizations I did last night ended up fucking up 2 of the servers and they needed to be restarted.

This is why we can’t have nice things. 

[Captainant 28547]

I gotta admit, shipping changes to prod the day before a major national event was pretty ballsy lol

[TKthunder2 5059]

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck my life. 

It’s okay, but please deliver that RCA to me first thing tomorrow.

[freyguy 4368]

12 hours ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

[McFly 606]

What happened to the “unread content” line? Usually look for it bc it often doesn’t load to the first new post. 
Currently on iOS