Shit's Borked

[SilasCoade 2620]

site cert is fucked.

[TKthunder2 4980]

1 minute ago, Llogg said:

site cert is fucked.

@immamac

[immamac 42516]

it's not fucked clear your cache idk what happened on renewal it forgot the www. new cert has both

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

Came here to say Maui Jim won’t be up to fix the cert for a while, and here he is already having turned the server off and on again. 

[DDD Dad 14250]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Came here to say Maui Jim won’t be up to fix the cert for a while, and here he is already having turned the server off and on again. 

[DDD Dad 14250]

Hey @immamac, my links to notifications and new posts in threads seems borked. The links take me to the bottom of the page in the thread rather than the post. 
 

[Sawbonz 27398]

Anyone else have the DT Ukraine thread crash every time you load? iPhone on chrome 

[Captainant 27442]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Anyone else have the DT Ukraine thread crash every time you load? iPhone on chrome 

I think it's Miller's massive tweet dumps. Pages are loading upwards of a hundred tweets per page, mobile browsers are gonna start to choke

Edited April 3, 2022 by Captainant

[justhookit 4177]

6 hours ago, Captainant said:

I think it's Miller's massive tweet dumps. Pages are loading upwards of a hundred tweets per page, mobile browsers are gonna start to choke

I appreciate what he’s doing but it makes the thread almost unreadable when you are just trying to scan it for new news. I don’t think we need to see every post about a tank or whatever that’s another trophy. 

[Sawbonz 27398]

I think y’all are right more than about 10 posts and I have to wait for a new page

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Double posting everywhere! Shit's borked.

[Sbbruin 21708]

Unread topics borkage.  Borked. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Yeah, everything seems to be really slow this AM.  Takes forever to post.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

@immamac you might want to unplug everything for :25, then plug back in. Or give the server the old RCA slap. (I am clearly a sophisticated computer person.)

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Known Issues are occuring - should be resolved by tomorrow when a big job completes

 

Pics of Big Job? 

[Bullneck 18987]

42 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

@immamac you might want to unplug everything for :25, then plug back in. Or give the server the old RCA slap. (I am clearly a sophisticated computer person.)

Anyone else remember the smell of the old tubes in the back of your TV or amplifier?

[immamac 42516]

You can thank lobo for being a fucking loser. 

[Js1 85095]

58 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

@immamac you might want to unplug everything for :25, then plug back in. Or give the server the old RCA slap. (I am clearly a sophisticated computer person.)

I think you pull it out, blow on it, and put it back in.  Worked for my N64 games back in the day. 

[Hate 20103]

You can thank lobo for being a fucking loser. 

Can you elaborate?

[immamac 42516]

any time someone wants to have their shit hidden or disassociated with their account and they have like 20k posts it fucks things up. 

[52-80 19081]

Pay your SquareSpace bill you cheap motherfucker

[RPM 26215]

As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.

[Captainant 27442]

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

any time someone wants to have their shit hidden or disassociated with their account and they have like 20k posts it fucks things up. 

[laughs in ElasticSearch sharding]

But real talk, how long does it really take SurlyCluster to delete by query? Or is it just overwhelming the write node for the site combined with normal site activity?

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

Lobo turned in his wings?

Edited April 19, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[royiv 9148]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did lobo go bye-bye?

I was wondering why there were a ton of posts by "Guest" when I was browsing last night. Guessing this is the reason. Anyone know the backstory here?

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Deleting 10 to 15 Lobo posts probably saves Imma a few TBs of storage space.

[immamac 42516]

22 minutes ago, Captainant said:

[laughs in ElasticSearch sharding]

But real talk, how long does it really take SurlyCluster to delete by query? Or is it just overwhelming the write node for the site combined with normal site activity?

It merges all the posts individually then drops them. On the MySQL side it's efficient, but each query hits the ES index to update and since the 20k posts are scattered about and it's LSM based I think it just barfs. It's a horribly written routine from the server software. 

[Js1 85095]

35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Deleting 10 to 15 Lobo posts probably saves Imma a few TBs of storage space.

I was gonna say, that's a lot of long winded content to purge.  Holy shit. 

[Hate 20103]

Yeah, I was out of town for Easter and had no internet access (which was awesome, btw). What precipitated Lobo leaving?

[Hate 20103]

Yeah, I was out of town for Easter and had no internet access (which was awesome, btw). What precipitated Lobo leaving?

[burntorangebongos 10681]

This is like the second time he's done this. If he'd post less revealing shit about himself or not so much of it, he wouldn't need to keep doing this. Next time he asks, just tell him to start a new handle period. 

What a maroon.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

he's not leaving, he's just trying to hide who his oversharing ass is IRL. Are you kidding? This is the Hotel California for lots of us.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 minutes ago, Hate said:

What precipitated Lobo leaving?

Not sure, but I'm guessing there's a LOOOOOONG assed story explaining it.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

When someone asks for all of their posts to be deleted, shouldn't the response be no?

I could understand if someone was drunk, posted their phone number and asked for that post to be delete. But thousands of posts? Nope.

[mdmost 42844]

Funny that Lobo and his natural enemy, Rex Kramer, both asked for their accounts to be nuked because of something that was on here that must've reached them or someone they didn't intend to see their stuff out there. 

Edited April 19, 2022 by mdmost

[52-80 19081]

19 minutes ago, Hate said:

Yeah, I was out of town for Easter and had no internet access (which was awesome, btw). What precipitated Lobo leaving?

he accidentally clicked into the CR

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

I don't have too much sympathy for someone that outs themselves on here. Isn't it usually related to someone bragging about their life?

Now if someone else doxes you on here because they know you IRL, that's something else.

[52-80 19081]

21 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is like the second time he's done this. If he'd post less revealing shit about himself or not so much of it, he wouldn't need to keep doing this.

He was a sk8terboi, immamac said c u later boi

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Funny that Lobo and his natural enemy, Rex Kramer, both asked for their accounts to be nuked because of something that was on here that must've reached them or someone they didn't intend to see their stuff out there. 

[strangulation! 1699]

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Isn't it usually related to someone bragging about their life?

i would wager a lot of money it was "yes" in this case

[WBT 20415]

Cruiser is rested and ready!

[PhillyD 1257]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is like the second time he's done this. If he'd post less revealing shit about himself or not so much of it, he wouldn't need to keep doing this. Next time he asks, just tell him to start a new handle period. 

What a maroon.

But then, how would he namedrop?

Also, I agree with the point here.  It's great that you're nice and allow this, but maybe you only get one free one and after that, the rex's and cruiser's have to live with it.

Edited April 19, 2022 by PhillyD

[Blotto 23427]

1 hour ago, strangulation! said:

i would wager a lot of money it was "yes" in this case

and somewhere between 50-99% bullshit

[Brian Fantana 6667]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don't have too much sympathy for someone that outs themselves on here. Isn't it usually related to someone bragging about their life?

Now if someone else doxes you on here because they know you IRL, that's something else.

Is there some database of people that have financed used Corvettes in the last 5-6 years? Asking for a friend

[Anastasis 23393]

 

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is like the second time he's done this. If he'd post less revealing shit about himself or not so much of it, he wouldn't need to keep doing this. Next time he asks, just tell him to start a new handle period. 

What a maroon.

 

 

Yeah, but when he bailed out on the @NowThis handle he didn't bork the board by asking to have all of his posted scrubbed. 

[Macanudo 12925]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Lobo turned in his wings?

But you remember one thing. You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

[South Austin 52129]

Wake me up, before you bork, bork.

[Captainant 27442]

I'm noticing that if a page doesn't refresh soon after hitting "submit" you get double/triple posts, but nagivating away from the page a moment after "submit" usually results in just a single post

Goddamn lobo must've had a shitload of longposts to fuck the site up for two days just to scrub his digital presence.

I'm also surprised that the board software vendor has written such inefficient code lol - querying ES for each post and deleting individually rather than delete by query for lobo's user ID is some shit

Edit: not to get too nerdy, but I'd bet what's instigating the sluggish behavior is replication lag between shards for propogating changes to the SurlyIndex. Lets do some shard sizing and cluster optimization! In all the free time you have between work and a kid, of course

Edited April 20, 2022 by Captainant

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

still lobotomizing the site I gather. 
 

and yeah, hit submit, one second pause, hit reload. 

Edited April 20, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[immamac 42516]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I'm noticing that if a page doesn't refresh soon after hitting "submit" you get double/triple posts, but nagivating away from the page a moment after "submit" usually results in just a single post

Goddamn lobo must've had a shitload of longposts to fuck the site up for two days just to scrub his digital presence.

I'm also surprised that the board software vendor has written such inefficient code lol - querying ES for each post and deleting individually rather than delete by query for lobo's user ID is some shit

Edit: not to get too nerdy, but I'd bet what's instigating the sluggish behavior is replication lag between shards for propogating changes to the SurlyIndex. Lets do some shard sizing and cluster optimization! In all the free time you have between work and a kid, of course

I did that last time I redid the cluster - there is exactly 1 index and it's used for everything not just posts. The way the forum software uses elasticsearch is fucking stupid, but it's way better than using mysql for search which is the only other option.