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1 minute ago, Hate said:

I’m not going to lie…Helobious going full aggy with the SEC bullshit is the least surprising thing that happened tonight. 

It’s not about the conference. Florida has always been my 2nd favorite college program and I’ve posted about that many times on here over the years. I’ve liked them since I was a kid because alligators are my favorite animal. I’ve also been to Florida twice and liked it.

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9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

I think we know what Houston will do, especially defensively.

For me, the key is what Florida did to AU with their rotation of big guys. Cardwell is not a scorer even though he doubled his average. They were able to wear down Broome, obviously not at 100%, and I think how they defended him was the difference.

Can Florida's big guys make it too difficult for Houston?

 

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I figured Houston would be able to play a little bully ball down low like we did against Florida, I was very surprised to see Florida shut that down.

Florida had 40 rebounds to 39 and Cryer was the only Cougar in double figures.

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Just now, Helobious said:

It’s not about the conference. Florida has always been my 2nd favorite college program and I’ve posted about that many times on here over the years. I’ve liked them since I was a kid because alligators are my favorite animal. I’ve also been to Florida twice and liked it.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It’s not about the conference. Florida has always been my 2nd favorite college program and I’ve posted about that many times on here over the years. I’ve liked them since I was a kid because alligators are my favorite animal. I’ve also been to Florida twice and liked it.

You literally mentioned a conference ally in your post. 

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Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Florida had 40 rebounds to 39 and Cryer was the only Cougar in double figures.

Yeah, it was suprising to me because we're smaller than Houston is, it seems like they should have been able to get more paint touches than they did in the 2nd half. Seemed like every thing was a floater or a jump shot.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It’s not about the conference. Florida has always been my 2nd favorite college program and I’ve posted about that many times on here over the years. I’ve liked them since I was a kid because alligators are my favorite animal. I’ve also been to Florida twice and liked it.

What kind of grown man has a favorite animal?  And it isn't even dogs?  So weird.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

No complaints about the fouls down the stretch there, huh @gatormarc

They definitely evened out but were still quite inconsistent from drive to drive.

Thankfully it didn't cost us in the end.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Fucking this. Can’t believe so many on here were rooting for that slimy commuter school coaching staff over a conference ally.

Make fun of UH to your heart's content, but no school from the SEC is some kind of fucking "conference ally."

I'll give Florida their due. They're not the hayseed limbless family tree school/program that makes up the rest of the SEC, but there's no love because of conference affiliation. I don't give one shit about all that conference pride horseshit. 

The most meaningless stat in the world to me is all this "SEC has won X out of the last X championships!" in whatever sport. Who the fuck cares. That's A&M's purview. Pride by association because they can't win anything themselves. 

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12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Fucking this. Can’t believe so many on here were rooting for that slimy commuter school coaching staff over a conference ally.

Here it is in case you forgot.

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Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Bro it's not like that, big congrats to you and you know I've already said I'm a big fan of your players. No one is personally attacking you, your players 100% deserved the win, and you deserve to enjoy it.

People hate your coach for perfectly valid reasons. If you stoop to defending him you just look like a fool.

Ok. Cool. Go Gators! 

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Rooting for Coogs this weekend, but I can’t wrap my mind around chanting/promoting - SEC SEC SEC. F them, we didn’t win, so we have work to do!

Hook’em!!!

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s not about the conference. Florida has always been my 2nd favorite college program and I’ve posted about that many times on here over the years. I’ve liked them since I was a kid because alligators are my favorite animal. I’ve also been to Florida twice and liked it.

You have a favorite animal? Nice. 

Go on....

 

 

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Just now, Hate said:

Here it is in case you forgot.

I was saying that’s why Texas fans should’ve been rooting for Florida. I was already rooting for them anyway. They didn’t teach reading comprehension at Marshall?

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28 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

How the fuck does Florida keep winning titles? 

6 FFs and 3 championships.

Practice court is running out of room.

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2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah, it was suprising to me because we're smaller than Houston is, it seems like they should have been able to get more paint touches than they did in the 2nd half. Seemed like every thing was a floater or a jump shot.

I had just assumed they would’ve watched you and just took it to the paint more.  But that nonchalant steady piece thing they did to beat Duke seemed to be to be a bad idea with 26 seconds left.  I was more worried they’d take it to the hoop and get it tied up on a foul, and the gators would choke it away in a full court press in Houston score to win.

We had a hard time with Auburn when they pressed, and I expected the cogs to give us even more problems. Honestly, I was very shocked at their last shot selection process.

Don’t care.  I will take the NC on their mistakes as well as a miracle gator shot.

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Just now, Helobious said:

I was saying that’s why Texas fans should’ve been rooting for Florida. I was already rooting for them anyway. They didn’t teach reading comprehension at Marshall?

lol…I didn’t go to Marshall. I guess you read that wrong somewhere. I went to Churchill. You were saying Texas should root for a conference ally which is pretty fucking aggy.

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7 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Are you a fucking retard?  Many of us grew up watching Hakeem and Clyde…

I grew up watching and rooting for the University of Texas in all sports, as did my dad, a graduate in 1963, and most of my friends.

Pretty proud of being a fucking retard I guess.

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

I had just assumed they would’ve watched you and just took it to the paint more.  But that nonchalant steady piece thing they did to beat Duke seemed to be to be a bad idea with 26 seconds left.  I was more worried they’d take it to the hoop and get it tied up on a foul, and the gators would choke it away in a full court press in Houston score to win.

We had a hard time with Auburn when they pressed, and I expected the cogs to give us even more problems. Honestly, I was very shocked at their last shot selection process.

Don’t care.  I will take the NC on their mistakes as well as a miracle gator shot.

They honestly haven't been great on the offensive end all year. They only have a couple shooters on the floor at any given time and it makes it harder for them to get inside against a team like yours I think.

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1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

No Texas fan in their right mind would ever root for Florida.  They are our competition in full spectrum dominance of the big 3 sports.

I don’t think you’ve been watching baseball lately, kind sir.  we just got swept at home by Vandy

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Ok. Cool. Go Gators! 

Props to you and your ‘25 team that will be cherished for generations. Just really new to the conference and can’t do the SEC, SEC, SEC!!! It will always to me be if not us, then they’re the enemy/foe.

Hook’em!!!
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Posted
1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Enjoy it, get hammered, take the day off work tomorrow

I sure as fuck would

I think I’m ahead of the curve, buddy

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Posted
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t think you’ve been watching baseball lately, kind sir.  we just got swept at home by Vandy

That's fair

Posted
1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

They honestly haven't been great on the offensive end all year. They only have a couple shooters on the floor at any given time and it makes it harder for them to get inside against a team like yours I think.

i’m too drunk to remember if the guys who fouled out were shooters or athletes

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Haven't changed the channel yet.  I don't usually watch CBS Austin but when I do, I appreciate their Storm Tracker.

She's gotta be a couple, few years old and still looks amazing.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hate said:

lol…I didn’t go to Marshall. I guess you read that wrong somewhere. I went to Churchill. You were saying Texas should root for a conference ally which is pretty fucking aggy.

miguelito did and you both have Tim Duncan avatars. 

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3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

No Texas fan in their right mind would ever root for Florida.  They are our competition in full spectrum dominance of the big 3 sports.

Nor should we root for Cougar High, or any rig12 team..... ever. 

 

I didn't have a dog in this one. Just watched to watch. UH choked it the fuck up in the last few minutes. 

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So if you are going to take the 3 and try to win it, why not draw up a double screen to make sure you at least have a shot. That play was just atrocious. 

The didn't even get a shot. I'm stil trying to understand that. How the fuck does that happen?

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19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Fucking this. Can’t believe so many on here were rooting for that slimy commuter school coaching staff over a conference ally.

Fuck Florida and the SEC and fuck the Coogs too.

 

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https://theonion.com/florida-gators-climb-ladder-with-scissors-to-circumcise-dick-vitale/


Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale

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April 7, 2025

SAN ANTONIO—Capping off their rousing victory in the finals with a beloved NCAA basketball tradition, the Florida Gators climbed a ladder on the Alamodome court Monday night and used a pair of scissors to circumcise veteran broadcaster Dick Vitale. “Unbelievable, folks, Walton Clayton Jr. is now heading up the rungs for a keepsake from this historic night—mazel tov!” said Vitale, who pointed out the tears streaming down players’ faces as they took turns removing a four-inch section of skin from his penis in the Jewish ceremony of Brit Milah. “Now Denzel Aberdeen is holding up the foreskin for the whole arena to see. This crowd’s going wild, and I’ve entered into a covenant with God! That’s what March Madness is all about, baby!” At press time, reports confirmed a visibly wincing Vitale had been carried into the locker room for a seudat mitzvah meal and exchanging of gifts.
 

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how to win a basketball national championship (fka 'natty' but now banned) in 4 easy steps

1) join the sec

2) hire good coaches and better players

3) major in offense, minor in defense, get a certificate in 3's, and practice managing the final 2 minutes of a game every day

4) don't let ted cruz attend any game. teach cheeleaders, band, and hellraisers a "lyin' ted" chant that goes viral midseason to ward him off.

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Nor should we root for Cougar High, or any rig12 team..... ever. 

 

I didn't have a dog in this one. Just watched to watch. UH choked it the fuck up in the last few minutes. 

Yeah, that Matt Golden guy should go fuck himself I guess then…

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Y’all leave Gatorubet alone tonight. His texting skills have already been diminished and he’s most likely taking off from work tomorrow, I know I would!

Hook’em!!!

Posted
13 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Rooting for Coogs this weekend, but I can’t wrap my mind around chanting/promoting - SEC SEC SEC. F them, we didn’t win, so we have work to do!

Hook’em!!!

We don’t sec sec around here…so lame.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

For some of you hive mind ref torching kiddos on here, root for any team you like. 

No one here has the rule book for what you can or should do. Fuck anyone who says "you can't root for..." 

Posted
15 minutes ago, Hate said:

lol…I didn’t go to Marshall. I guess you read that wrong somewhere. I went to Churchill. You were saying Texas should root for a conference ally which is pretty fucking aggy.

NEISD > NISD.

 

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