Klobasniky's

[Orange&White 5563]

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Eleven of the Kraziest Klobasniky (Not Kolaches!) in Texas

https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/eleven-krazy-klobasniky-kolaches-texas/

 

As a fan of all Klobasnikys, I am eager to hear the shaggy surly opinion.

Edited August 30, 2018 by Orange&White

[TornACL 7792]

I'd be all about that boudin one. Because anything is good with boudin.

[kevwun 16269]

The boudin ones are good and not too hard to find.  I bet the reuben is good also.  I have had reuben dumplings before and they are really good.

[HenryJames 67116]

Kerlin's are allsome.

[KaiserSoze 1016]

Oh, you mean kolaches?

[elfenix 34658]

klobasniky's what?

[3shot 139]

16 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

Oh, you mean kolaches?

This is like calling a hotdog a hamburger.  Good way to rile up some Bohunks though.  

[KaiserSoze 1016]

1 minute ago, 3shot said:

Good way to rile up some Bohunks though.  

Yep.

[AustinMT 952]

5 minutes ago, 3shot said:

This is like calling a hotdog a hamburger.  Good way to rile up some Bohunks though.  

Actual;ly, more like calling a jelly-filled roll a pig-in-a-blanket

[CooterBrown 18272]

Drop the " 's ".  Klobasniky is plural you godless heathen. Klobasnik is singular.

 

[KaiserSoze 1016]

Kolache is also singular.

[Smax 3800]

Born and raised Texan, always called them kolaches, never heard the word klobasnik till someone said it on shag

[Smax 3800]

and boudin sounds great but the few I have tried is too much dough/starch

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

1 hour ago, KaiserSoze said:

Oh, you mean kolaches?

Negged

[HouTex 1912]

28 minutes ago, Smax said:

Born and raised Texan, always called them kolaches, never heard the word klobasnik till someone said it on shag

I was born and raised in western Fort Bend county with tons of Bohemians, Czechs, Germans and Poles.  Kolache meant one thing:  a fruit filled yeast pastry.  The ones with meat (sausage only) were called pigs in a blanket.  I never saw klobasnik used until the shops along Hwy 71 (Hruska's and the one in La Grange)  used the term.  But if had called something with meat in it a kolache the old Czech ladies would have corrected me.

[kevwun 16269]

I had never heard of koblasniky either before shaggy and and I also grew up in the middle of Kolachistan.  Kolaches are open topped with a fruit filling and sausage wraps are called pig in the blankets.

Edited August 30, 2018 by kevwun

[HenryJames 67116]

It’s almost as if Shaggy was full of pedantic assholes.

[luke duke 6445]

I love the people who pretend to be offended by the misuse of the work kolache.

[PantsTent 2003]

51 minutes ago, HouTex said:

I was born and raised in western Fort Bend county with tons of Bohemians, Czechs, Germans and Poles.  Kolache meant one thing:  a fruit filled yeast pastry.  The ones with meat (sausage only) were called pigs in a blanket.  I never saw klobasnik used until the shops along Hwy 71 (Hruska's and the one in La Grange)  used the term.  But if had called something with meat in it a kolache the old Czech ladies would have corrected me.

 

50 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I had never heard of koblasniky either before shaggy and and I also grew up in the middle of Kolachistan.  Kolaches are open topped with a fruit filling and sausage wraps are called pig in the blankets.

 

Yep.

[Dangit 23]

1 hour ago, KaiserSoze said:

Kolache is also singular.

You mean plural right? Kolach is singular. Kolache is plural. Kolaches is redundant/wrong.....but used by almost everyone.

[KaiserSoze 1016]

I was born and raised in western Fort Bend county with tons of Bohemians, Czechs, Germans and Poles.  Kolache meant one thing:  a fruit filled yeast pastry.  The ones with meat (sausage only) were called pigs in a blanket.  I never saw klobasnik used until the shops along Hwy 71 (Hruska's and the one in La Grange)  used the term.  But if had called something with meat in it a kolache the old Czech ladies would have corrected me.

Yeah, we know man..

[irishtexan 11692]

47 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I love the people who pretend to be offended by the misuse of the work kolache.

Now you're just showing your white privilege with your kolache virtue signaling.

[KaiserSoze 1016]

You mean plural right? Kolach is singular. Kolache is plural. Kolaches is redundant/wrong.....but used by almost everyone.

Suck my kolach.

 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

My favorite flavor of kolaches is Texas Red with extra beans.

[Deej 77671]

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[KaiserSoze 1016]

Almost as good as a salet koblasnik.

[Spur08 383]

2 hours ago, Smax said:

Born and raised Texan Houstonian, always called them kolaches, never heard the word klobasnik till someone said it on shag

I only hear Houston folks call them kolaches.

 

THIS is a kolache

 

[KaiserSoze 1016]

Nope, those are fruit in a blanket.

[Updawg 2378]

I like chicken fajitas more

[HenryJames 67116]

6 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I like chicken fajitas more

shrimp fajitas>chicken fajitas

[KaiserSoze 1016]

both fajitas!

[CooterBrown 18272]

I had never heard of koblasniky either before shaggy and and I also grew up in the middle of Kolachistan.  Kolaches are open topped with a fruit filling and sausage wraps are called pig in the blankets.

The Shiner-Hallettsville-Victoria area bohemians call them sausage rolls and use real Czech sausage. Pigs in the blanket use little cocktail links.

[CooterBrown 18272]

I had never heard of koblasniky either before shaggy and and I also grew up in the middle of Kolachistan.  Kolaches are open topped with a fruit filling and sausage wraps are called pig in the blankets.

The Shiner-Hallettsville-Victoria area bohemians call them sausage rolls and use real Czech sausage. Pigs in the blanket use little cocktail links.

[kevwun 16269]

That's not true in my area.  It didn't matter if it was real sausage or wieners, it was still a pig in the blanket.

[elfenix 34658]

the bakery in schulenburg calls them pigs in a blanket

[The University 852]

mnoho kretérů zde!

[Zepol87 9308]

Sausage wraps

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

11 hours ago, Dangit said:

You mean plural right? Kolach is singular. Kolache is plural. Kolaches is redundant/wrong.....but used by almost everyone.

Actually, the singular is kolač. Plural is koláče.  /pedantic assholery

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 

The Shiner-Hallettsville-Victoria area bohemians call them sausage rolls and use real Czech sausage. Pigs in the blanket use little cocktail links.

 

The bakery in downtown LaGrange uses pan sausage and those fucking things are so addictive. 

[HouTex 1912]

I only hear Houston folks call them kolaches.
 
THIS is a kolache
 

Needs powdered sugar on top.

[closetojumping 65246]

It's weird, dickfaces on Surly want to get didactic about kolaches, yet I walk into stores/bakeries from Houston to Austin and find sweet-ish, delicious dough wrapped around cheese, meat and jalapenos, baked to a golden hue and then sold hot, and everyone of those places call this a kolache. Who gives a fuck what old immigrants called food in the old country? 

[Neonmoon 38130]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's weird, dickfaces on Surly want to get didactic about kolaches, yet I walk into stores/bakeries from Houston to Austin and find sweet-ish, delicious dough wrapped around cheese, meat and jalapenos, baked to a golden hue and then sold hot, and everyone of those places call this a kolache. Who gives a fuck what old immigrants called food in the old country? 

This. Everyone has called them Kolaches for the past 60 years. I am not changing now because some asshole did some pastry research. If they wanted them to be called something else, they should have corrected people back in 1950. 

[Orange&White 5563]

Some of y'all just need a couple of vodka martinis to help you relax.

[elfenix 34658]

10 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The bakery in downtown LaGrange uses pan sausage and those fucking things are so addictive. 

always get a pan sausage and kraut from hruska's

[kevwun 16269]

He's talking about Lukas Bakery.  It's not as easy to get to as Hruska's or Weikel's because it is located on the square in La Grange.  It's mainly frequented by locals.  Their pig in the blankets are made differently.  The dough they use is less roll like and a little more chewy.  I like them a lot more than Weikel's but not as much as Hruska's because they aren't as flavorful.

Edited August 31, 2018 by kevwun

[Whatever 700]

I had never heard of koblasniky either before shaggy and and I also grew up in the middle of Kolachistan.  Kolaches are open topped with a fruit filling and sausage wraps are called pig in the blankets.

My experience is the same as yours.

I know it's from aggy, but the beef fajita one is intriguing to me.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Kolaches in West may be the most overrated things in Texas.

[HenryJames 67116]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Kolaches from the Czech Stop may be the most overrated things in Texas.

fify

[Smax 3800]

21 hours ago, Spur08 said:

I only hear Houston folks call them kolaches.

 

THIS is a kolache

 

 

 

Looks like a danish to me

[KaiserSoze 1016]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Their pig in the blankets are made differently.

 

Those are kolaches.