Klobasniky's

[AustinMT 952]

jeez.  Did someone copy this thread from TexAgs?

[pyrohornIII 4815]

On 8/30/2018 at 12:33 PM, Smax said:

and boudin sounds great but the few I have tried is too much dough/starch

I do the boudin ones at home.  Take a sheet of crescent rolls and roll up half a link of boudin in it.  Bake like the package instructs.  Then slice.   I would guess you could use some cheese too, just not sure which would be best. 

You are right about the ones in the donut places usually being too much bread. 

[HenryJames 66123]

[Orange&White 5528]

Excellent find. Have a vodka martini for your efforts.

[utee94 15832]

On 8/30/2018 at 4:20 PM, HenryJames said:

shrimp fajitas>chicken fajitas

Shrimp fajita kolaches are the best!

[utee94 15832]

On 8/30/2018 at 4:20 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Edited September 4, 2018 by utee94

[HouTex 1878]

That's not a Czech bakery.  Notice the Central Market sign at the bottom. 

Also, they are shiny.  Pigs in a blanket should not have a shine to them.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Boudin kolache/klobosnik dipped into the yolk of a fried egg.  Yeah buddy.

[CoTex 1160]

When I roll through West I hit up the agggy place on the west side of 35.  Clean bathrooms and no traffic jam bullshit like the other place.

I drove downtown to the original place once (village?). That was a waste of time.

the label in the glass case has all the proper klobachniky type names but fuck that - “I want 3 jalapeño cheese kolaches - the big ones, muy pronto por favor.”

[workswithseed 2112]

On 8/31/2018 at 7:46 AM, Neonmoon said:

This. Everyone has called them Kolaches for the past 60 years. I am not changing now because some asshole did some pastry research. If they wanted them to be called something else, they should have corrected people back in 1950. 

Fucking he'll, man. This must be what people who call spiced meat with beans "chili" feel like. 

[Anastasis 23475]

I do the boudin ones at home.  Take a sheet of crescent rolls and roll up half a link of boudin in it.  Bake like the package instructs.  Then slice.   I would guess you could use some cheese too, just not sure which would be best. 
You are right about the ones in the donut places usually being too much bread. 

Can we get some pics of this.

[Bill Brasky 1449]

this is texas, we can call things whatever the hell we want to.   if the czechs wanted us to call it klobasniky they should have thought twice before bombing us at pearl harbor 

Edited September 18, 2018 by Bill Brasky

[1978horn 893]

Dos Gatos in San Marocs has some great Kolaches as well, both fruit and meat Kolaches ...I don't care what they are called because they are good.

[Bat Guano 359]

I'll have the lingonberry pancakes.

[Doc Holliday 199]

Kaiser wins this whole thread

[conVINCEd 21469]

When I stop in West I get 3 fruit (which fruit depends on my mood) and 3 breakfast sausage boxed up and one pepperoni to eat on the road.

[HenryJames 66123]

 

[utee94 15832]

Sounds like someone crapped in Joshua's salmon fajita kolaches this morning.

[Deej 76830]

The Kolache Shoppe on Burnet used to make some thing that looked like a small cinnamon roll, but instead of cinnamon, they rolled up crumbled bacon into it. Genius.

[Not that Bob 739]

On ‎8‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 11:37 AM, Orange&White said:

Some of y'all just need a couple of vodka martinis to help you relax.

gahdammitt!!

[Brisketexan 105155]

and boudin sounds great but the few I have tried is too much dough/starch

This. Love the idea. But the execution is almost always just doughy.

The bakery in downtown LaGrange uses pan sausage and those fucking things are so addictive. 

Pan sausage filling is vastly superior to link sausage filling.

BUT...I’ve always loved the sausage Swiss and kraut one at the Czech Stop. Became a tradition for me when I’d go to OU games early on Saturday. Grab a couple and a cuppa coffee at 6:00 am, and I was good to go...till I got the fair and chased it with wax cup beer and a corn dog for second breakfast.

[RollLeft 5045]

On 8/31/2018 at 12:02 PM, clapclapclap said:

Kolaches in West may be the most overrated things in Texas.

Torchy's says hello.

[RollLeft 5045]

Menchaca is Manchak.  Guadalupe is Gwadaloop.  Klobasnek is Kolache.  Texans don't want to be bothered with the particulars.  

[Smax 3800]

That guy Josh, yeah he fucks

[BabaYaga 15301]

On 8/30/2018 at 1:35 PM, luke duke said:

I love the people who pretend to be offended by the misuse of the work kolache.

As offended as jackasses who refers to grills as "BBQ's" and use the word as a noun.  Hey Bob.  Hey Fred.  Come check out my new BBQ....

These people need to be banished from the state.  

[BabaYaga 15301]

17 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Torchy's says hello.

So does the Salt Lick

[El Diablo 4232]

On ‎9‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 11:12 PM, Smax said:

That guy Josh, yeah he fucks

More likely has had a dick in his ass. If you don't know pig in a blanket from kolache you're likely a hopeless Yankee.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

This thread has been very satisfying. Almost as satisfying as the kolaches from Green’s Sausage House.

[utee94 15832]

My favorite is the Chilean sea bass fajita with chili bean kolache at Kolaches R Us.

 

[Whatever 700]

This thread makes me hungry for pineapple kolaches. That's my favorite.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

I’m going to have to stop and get some dewberry kolaches on the way to the game saturday

[TornACL 7708]

This thread hits close to home because I'll be stopping in West on my way to the TCU game.

I think I'll walk into Czech Stop and ask them very loudly which "danishes" they recommend.

 

 

[utee94 15832]

I love the peach or apple klobasnek the most.

[Zepol87 9188]

This thread is awesome. Never change fuckers

[Deej 76830]

Peach klobasniky is my favorite.

[HenryJames 66123]

I like to dip my shrimp fajita kolaches in French dressing.

[utee94 15832]

If nothing else, we are developing some interesting ideas for fusion cuisine on this thread...

[CooterBrown 18014]

To summarize:

Sausage + bread = klobasnek
Fruit + bread = kolache
Anything else + bread = fag food

[Anastasis 23475]

I like the ones with ranchero eggs in them from kolache factory.

[deadshank 24653]

17 hours ago, utee94 said:

My favorite is the Chilean sea bass fajita with chili bean kolache at Kolaches R Us.

 

Free range, organic Chilean sea bass?

it matters

[Caddox 952]

Texas Monthly is so gay. 

[HenryJames 66123]

 

[patrickdrinksbeer 791]

 

kobe or wagyu klobasneks?

[WBT 20616]

$5?  wtf?

[KaiserSoze 998]

The extra $4 & change is to cover costs for the klobasník sign.

Edited January 27, 2019 by KaiserSoze

[Brisketexan 105155]

Wait....fucking hipsters are ruining and overcharging for cheap Czech food now? Fucking up the taco and charging $5 for it wasn’t enough?

[Hank_Hill 18880]

Hard pass.

[Deej 76830]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....fucking hipsters are ruining and overcharging for cheap Czech food now? Fucking up the taco and charging $5 for it wasn’t enough?

Don't be bitter just because you aren't being paid six figures to stand outside and vape seven hours a day.

[Anastasis 23475]

Meh.  I'd probably pay $5 for a klobasnik  made by Jesse Griffiths. 

[HenryJames 66123]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Meh.  I'd probably pay $5 for a klobasnik  made by Jesse Griffiths. 

Same.