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6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm still waiting for you assholes to let me know where I can find a supplier for mouse trap glue/fentanyl, which I'm going to call Mickey Sauce. 

wampus. it's been covered.

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I only visit a handful of shaggy thread through tapa on my phone and rarely the full site anymore because life only allows me a few precious moments away from the matrix. Can someone link me to the inside joke about Nicole?

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24 minutes ago, deft said:

I only visit a handful of shaggy thread through tapa on my phone and rarely the full site anymore because life only allows me a few precious moments away from the matrix. Can someone link me to the inside joke about Nicole?

Like a lot of middle-aged white women, Nicole is absolutely obsessed with true crime stuff. You can probably blame much of that on Nancy Grace on all the various podcasts, but in her defense, Nicole also says she knows someone who was murdered in Louisiana (I think) some years ago. In that case, Nicole is convinced it was the work of a serial killer, and she thinks the cops were/are too lazy to fully investigate.

Because of that history, Nicole has been pretty vocal in thinking that all the bodies found in Town Lake over the past few years are also likely victims of a serial killer and that Austin PD has been inept or lazy in its investigations. Her obsession has become a running gag, where everyone accuses her of being the real Town Lake killer. Of course, Nicole has been a good sport about it and has also embraced the joke.

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Like a lot of middle-aged white women, Nicole is absolutely obsessed with true crime stuff. You can probably blame much of that on Nancy Grace on all the various podcasts, but in her defense, Nicole also says she knows someone who was murdered in Louisiana (I think) some years ago. In that case, Nicole is convinced it was the work of a serial killer, and she thinks the cops were/are too lazy to fully investigate.

Because of that history, Nicole has been pretty vocal in thinking that all the bodies found in Town Lake over the past few years are also likely victims of a serial killer and that Austin PD has been inept or lazy in its investigations. Her obsession has become a running gag, where everyone accuses her of being the real Town Lake killer. Of course, Nicole has been a good sport about it and has also embraced the joke.

I think we’ve just found Nicole’s accomplice.

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Like a lot of middle-aged white women, Nicole is absolutely obsessed with true crime stuff. You can probably blame much of that on Nancy Grace on all the various podcasts, but in her defense, Nicole also says she knows someone who was murdered in Louisiana (I think) some years ago. In that case, Nicole is convinced it was the work of a serial killer, and she thinks the cops were/are too lazy to fully investigate.
Because of that history, Nicole has been pretty vocal in thinking that all the bodies found in Town Lake over the past few years are also likely victims of a serial killer and that Austin PD has been inept or lazy in its investigations. Her obsession has become a running gag, where everyone accuses her of being the real Town Lake killer. Of course, Nicole has been a good sport about it and has also embraced the joke.

Oh god this is so on brand for not only middle aged white women stereotypes but also this board. Kudos surly. We (practically) solved the pcl murder. Let’s head down to gm steakhouse while the boys in blue wrap up the final details.
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Oh god this is so on brand for not only middle aged white women stereotypes but also this board. Kudos surly. We (practically) solved the pcl murder. Let’s head down to gm steakhouse while the boys in blue wrap up the final details.

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