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Getting it started is the idiot pussy who felt the need to open carry a steak knife from his AirBnB at a beachfront in England. What an insecure little pussy. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/herne-bay-tourist-knife-kent-b2730231.html

Police arrested an American tourist who admitted to openly carrying a knife on a British beachfront.

The man had reportedly been as he sunbathing in Herne Bay on Thursday when locals reported to Kent Police that he was carrying a knife.

The American reportedly told officers he came from an open-carry state in the US, claiming he had the blade for protection and was unaware he could not carry it in public in the UK.

After being arrested on suspicion of possessing a knife, he was handed a community resolution where British law around knife crime was “fully explained to him”, police said.

 

It is believed the tourist had picked up the steak knife from the kitchen of his rental property close to the coastline on Thursday April 3.

 

“In interview, the man made a full admission to possessing the knife in public and explained he had not understood UK law around possession of knives.

 

The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife or weapon illegally is either four years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both. British law states offenders will get a prison sentence if they are convicted of carrying a knife or weapon illegally more than once.

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What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

And if he stabs somebody with it, because there's nothing stopping his hand he's liable to cut the fuck out of his own hand when he hits bone and his fist slides forward over the blade.

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10 minutes ago, royiv said:

I don’t think that crew is big on European travel.

Lol Americans and cognitive dissonance. Spend half the time trashing the places they travel for vacation as shit holes (full of liberals or brown people)

It’s not like they to vacation in Alabama or North Dakota 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol Americans and cognitive dissonance. Spend half the time trashing the places they travel for vacation as shit holes (full of liberals or brown people)

It’s not like they to vacation in Alabama or North Dakota 

I bet a lot of that crew vacations in the Gulf Shores area.

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6 minutes ago, royiv said:

I bet a lot of that crew vacations in the Gulf Shores area.

"Redneck Riviera. Where the people are obese and the intelligence is low." So just like the shit city in the shit state that they came from, but on the beach.

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47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

And if he stabs somebody with it, because there's nothing stopping his hand he's liable to cut the fuck out of his own hand when he hits bone and his fist slides forward over the blade.

Who in the fuck ever went to Galveston for Spring Break?

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not everybody had parents who could send us off to the Caribbean or Europe or even Florida for Spring Break.

 

Yeah you go to South Padre for cheaper beach trips. Nobody went to Galveston. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

I seen on fox news that train de agua has taken over buckingham palace!

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

Pooka shell necklaces protect the neck and scratchy ass mexican hoodies protect the rest while a high blood alcohol level helps prevent excessive bleeding.  Know the game kids....

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24 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Pooka shell necklaces protect the neck and scratchy ass mexican hoodies protect the rest while a high blood alcohol level helps prevent excessive bleeding.  Know the game kids....

The music tracks

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was just walking the dog along the seafront and saw a man relaxing on the grass verge listening to UB40 on his phone.

 

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

I bet you had at least two manservants as a child, didn't you?

Keep in mind this is the guy who killed the badass Alaska thread with his shit about his faux chateaux in Montana.

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34 minutes ago, royiv said:

Keep in mind this is the guy who killed the badass Alaska thread with his shit about his faux chateaux in Montana.

Hey I revived it from page 3. Where is it now? BTW, you remind me of woman named Elsa Arche who also likes to dig up old shit and can’t let it go.

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7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In 2000 they served us Whataburger in jail 

WTF, I got bologna and white bread with a fucking apple.  

I do have arguably the best picture ever being cuffed on a squad car wearing a baby blue robe, cowboy boots and straw hat with a broken cigarette hanging from my mouth.  Unlit of course

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