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8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

 

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You fucking child. Good luck with the brain worms and cirrhosis. I hear that’s a solid combo.
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In the 2:00 AM drunken rant category, the judges score this a 6.5/10. The rant was found deficient in the following categories: 
- Too short
- No specific personal callouts
- Didn't touch on enough conspiracies. 
Thank you for your submission, but you will not be advancing to the next round. 

I give it a 2 for neglecting to cite Grover Cleveland.
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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Nah, he's an OG, been around off and on here and elsewhere.  Was a known accomplice of YGIFs in the past.

Something relatively recent, COVID I believe, broke his brain.

Yeah, folks around here have him in real life at tailgates. If anyone knows his family, they need to let them know he's exhibiting signs of a complete psychotic break.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I've been hearing that for 10 years. "This is what you get when you nominate Hillary... This is what you get when you nominate a 78 year old (not a problem now apparently).... This is what you get when you ______".....

He was on the path to win before Hillary was the nominee. They could have easily nominated a different Republican. Jeb was ready to lead.

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

So I wrote my friend RFK Jr and told him I’d written the perfect conspiracy post and he said I had not written the perfect conspiracy post because it didn’t mention vaccines, the deep state, flat earth, pedophiles or pizza parlors. 

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25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I've been hearing that for 10 years. "This is what you get when you nominate Hillary... This is what you get when you nominate a 78 year old (not a problem now apparently).... This is what you get when you ______".....

So you know @UTEE97 IRL?

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9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

You sound fucking stupid mouth breather. Get fucked moron. But have a nice day!

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45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I've been hearing that for 10 years. "This is what you get when you nominate Hillary... This is what you get when you nominate a 78 year old (not a problem now apparently).... This is what you get when you ______".....

You're judging yourself! That's why that riff sucks!

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1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

So I wrote my friend RFK Jr and told him I’d written the perfect conspiracy post and he said I had not written the perfect conspiracy post because it didn’t mention vaccines, the deep state, flat earth, pedophiles or pizza parlors. 

I got my jab the day a molester bought the pizza parlor

And I walked across the flat earth to the rim

But before I could haggle with my Morgan dollars

The Deep State swooped in, ate my pie, and disappeared him! 

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5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“If you guys didn’t care about equality under the law or treating people fairly then I wouldn’t have been forced to vote for the guy who said he would build concentration camps and crash the economy”

👍 ok buddy 

This. "I don't like Trump, but it's your fault that your candidates refuse to shit on gays and trans and Mexicans, things that don't affect my life but that make me feel icky, so it's your fault." 

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13 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

Farxiga treats redness and bacterial infection between the anus and genitals. 

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BTW, isn't "mental health" concern just woke virtue signaling these days? His brain chemistry should just lift itself up by its bootstraps and fix itself through personal responsibility.

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5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“If you guys didn’t care about equality under the law or treating people fairly then I wouldn’t have been forced to vote for the guy who said he would build concentration camps and crash the economy”

👍 ok buddy 

Guarantee this freak didn’t vote. 

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6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I got my jab the day a molester bought the pizza parlor

And I walked across the flat earth to the rim

But before I could haggle with my Morgan dollars

The Deep State swooped in, ate my pie, and disappeared him! 

Just don't hang around as long as we will let you...

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what is with the pop-in poo flinging from these motherfuckers? maybe we need to make a rule if you throw a grenade and don't stick around to receive some shrapnel you should be banned from CR, at least. i mean it is funny, but these are not funny times

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their amygdala is absolutely short-circuiting and there is no outlet for the confusion and rage produced by the organic cognitive dissonance so they have to pop in and spew hate/nonsense just to relieve some pressure.

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their amygdala is absolutely short-circuiting and there is no outlet for the confusion and rage produced by the organic cognitive dissonance so they have to pop in and spew hate/nonsense just to relieve some pressure.

Solid hypothesis.
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31 minutes ago, mchookem said:

their amygdala is absolutely short-circuiting and there is no outlet for the confusion and rage produced by the organic cognitive dissonance so they have to pop in and spew hate/nonsense just to relieve some pressure.

That's why so many of them have glommed onto the stabbing. Complete silence about all the other bullshit and injustices going on. But, man, there's a Black kid who stabbed a white kid, and that's one crime they can all rally around and place their confused anger to right their collective consciences.

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's why so many of them have glommed onto the stabbing. Complete silence about all the other bullshit and injustices going on. But, man, there's a Black kid who stabbed a white kid, and that's one crime they can all rally around and place their confused anger to right their collective consciences.

Reminds me of the Jussie Smollett thing. When that first happened my phone exploded with a bunch of right wing folks absolutely horrified by the story. I would respond with something like "I don't even know who this is", which would cause even more anger because I wasn't properly offended by what that black man did. 

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On 4/17/2025 at 8:20 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What a cunt.

Signed, someone educated by Jesuits. 

You should have framed that as a question.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Reminds me of the Jussie Smollett thing. When that first happened my phone exploded with a bunch of right wing folks absolutely horrified by the story. I would respond with something like "I don't even know who this is", which would cause even more anger because I wasn't properly offended by what that black man did. 

Yeah, that's a great example. That thread, chock-full of racism, went 44 pages over in the Daily Texan.

Finally! Whiteys are vindicated!
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/7866-looks-like-we-have-another-fake-hate-crime/

 

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21 hours ago, 'stache said:

This. "I don't like Trump, but it's your fault that your candidates refuse to shit on gays and trans and Mexicans, things that don't affect my life but that make me feel icky, so it's your fault." 

Don't affect is life? He had to press "English" on the ATM the other day. 

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