Howard Stern Show

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

I'm sure Beth loved hearing Howard say he's the man and needs to provide as that's his job and Beth's job is to "just look hot". 

[mulletpelini 5211]

13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

If you take a shot every time Robin weighs in after the fact with, “I was just going to say...”  then well, I bet you’ll be pretty drunk.

add in baabaabooey "You know its funny/interesting......." and you've got a game.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Caught this on a replay the other day, court reporter transcribing BJ.  Gold Jerry, Gold!

[smuggs 9353]

“Business is good. The pussy is good.”

[Redneck Mutha 8001]

On 4/17/2019 at 7:31 AM, Vito Andolini said:

If you take a shot every time Robin weighs in after the fact with, “I was just going to say...”  then well, I bet you’ll be pretty drunk.

Oh dear.

[Wyatt Mann 17]

We need more Richard and Sal. 

[Mac8111 2107]

We need more Richard and Sal. 

Honestly, we need less of everyone on the staff and more interviews.

[4th&Five 41558]

I have a book you’re going to LOVE!

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

On 4/17/2019 at 11:33 AM, JimmyHoffa said:

I'm sure Beth loved hearing Howard say he's the man and needs to provide as that's his job and Beth's job is to "just look hot". 

I don't think she'd be upset.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

On 4/18/2019 at 10:13 AM, Mac8111 said:

Honestly, we need less of everyone on the staff and more interviews.

I hate his interviews.  He needlessly interrupts the guests and finishes their sentences, it's irritating as hell.  If he were to leave and they had a show with the misfits, it would be a better show by a mile.

[EZ$ 2105]

I’ll be glad when this book is finally released and he can stop talking about it. 

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

23 hours ago, EZ$ said:

I’ll be glad when this book is finally released and he can stop talking about it. 

It's cute you think the release will mean the end.

Strap in for a full summer of book talk.

"Hey Robin, did I tell you who told me they thought my book was great?"

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Robin: “I was just going to say, I knew Steve Martin/Sting & Trudie/Billy Joel were going to love the book!”

Oh yeah, my predictions.

Big secret: Howard had skin cancer (I mentioned this a few posts ago, so I’ll stick with it).

Favorite interview: Lady Gaga (first interview)  This is an easy choice for me, I’m surprised callers haven’t named it as a guess.

Edited April 21, 2019 by Vito Andolini
Styler spells her name funny

[Mac8111 2107]

Robin: “I was just going to say, I knew Steve Martin/Sting & Trudie/Billy Joel were going to love the book!”
Oh yeah, my predictions.
Big secret: Howard had skin cancer (I mentioned this a few posts ago, so I’ll stick with it).
Favorite interview: Lady Gaga (first interview)  This is an easy choice for me, I’m surprised callers haven’t named it as a guess.

I agree on the Lady Gaga interview. Only other one that came to mind was when Billy Joel came in.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Howards not well kept secret is that he's a lesbian.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

After 10 years I recently removed Howard’s channel 100 from my presets.  It was about a month ago, and don’t miss the channel at all. The over reliance on Ronnie got to be too much.  

[Wyatt Mann 17]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

After 10 years I recently removed Howard’s channel 100 from my presets.  It was about a month ago, and don’t miss the channel at all. The over reliance on Ronnie got to be too much.  

Over reliance on Ronnie? Hmmmm....I had t thought about that, but I agree. The political correctness, and excessive talk about pop culture crap like dancing with the Stars/american idol ruined it for me. 

[4th&Five 41558]

The app makes it really easy to skip over the dumb shit and news. I usually get through the whole show in 90 minutes if he doesn’t have a guest. 

[Bogeywon 2519]

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

After 10 years I recently removed Howard’s channel 100 from my presets.  It was about a month ago, and don’t miss the channel at all. The over reliance on Ronnie got to be too much.  

yeah Ronnie bit is annoying. more Richard and sal

[Scraps 13561]

Ronnie shit has died down recently and replaced by bookfag talk

[Gil Bang 25974]

I'm sure Beth loved hearing Howard say he's the man and needs to provide as that's his job and Beth's job is to "just look hot". 

She posted a picture of herself reading his book in a bikini.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

She posted a picture of herself reading his book in a bikini.

 

Ha, I saw that. 

I give her 18 months tops after he retires. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

I'm gonna show you how Beth's brain works, and why I think she'll never leave Howard.  Just watch Robin's reaction after what Beth says.  Keep in mind, they're talking about the year that Robin went thru chemo.

dumb as a fucking box of rocks

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

I loved the during the Evil Dave repeat stuff this week when Robin said "he was so good that David Letterman probably didn't even realize it wasn't him saying those things."

 

[Gil Bang 25974]

[mulletpelini 5211]

insufferable.

[jdhorn92 1552]

My take on the recent interviews:

Def Leopard- About what i thought, they are damn good band and played it straight all these years

Hugh Grant- Comes across a a boring asshole, his whole take on marriage kind of made me ragey, but hey, if you can get away with it i guess go for it

Sammy and Band- Bad ass mofo right there.  Is there anyone that has more fun?  Really enjoyed that guy, he'd be a blast to have a beer or thirty with.

 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

I can't stand Marianne from Brooklyn but enjoyed her book promo calls to other shows. She is such a psycho. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I must have missed the Hugh Grant interview.

And once again today, Howard put out the, “Don”t you have to fall in love with your co-star” line, this time to Charlize Theron.

She couldn’t have disagreed more vehemently.

[4th&Five 41558]

the last time i remember grant on the show was 2 or 3 years ago.

that was hilarious as was the usual arousal question response.  once he got past that it was a really good interview.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

18 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I must have missed the Hugh Grant interview.

And once again today, Howard put out the, “Don”t you have to fall in love with your co-star” line, this time to Charlize Theron.

She couldn’t have disagreed more vehemently.

Did he ask her how she remembered all of those lines? 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did he ask her how she remembered all of those lines? 

I’m still listening, but not yet. And he hasn’t mentioned how craft services is an aphrodisiac yet, either. But I think he is about to mention his Private Parts boner. Also, check off the box “Marijuana Paranoia.”

[mulletpelini 5211]

How bout $96 a week, did he mention that?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Do you think Robin saw the “4” on 4chan and thought it was an “A?” She said synagogue shooter had anti Semitic manifesto on A chan. I don’t know all the sites, but I’m guessing it’s 4chan.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Are we really questioning a 34? Blasphemy.

[Gil Bang 25974]

Do you think Robin saw the “4” on 4chan and thought it was an “A?” She said synagogue shooter had anti Semitic manifesto on A chan. I don’t know all the sites, but I’m guessing it’s 4chan.

8 Chan. Not A.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Thank you, I thought she said “A” 

[Scraps 13561]

Is Tracy Morgan annoying as fuck to everyone or is it just me?

[smuggs 9353]

I can take him in very small doses. And it seems like he was just on the show a few months back anyway.

I've said this before and I'll say it again - Howard should demand that JD get his wife in there for an interview. Everyone else on the show has taken their medicine, JD needs to man up.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Is Tracy Morgan annoying as fuck to everyone or is it just me?

He's annoying. Talented but annoying. 

 

Speaking of annoying. Howard is such a dick to his staff. At the start of the show him going on and on making fun of JD for being on a director list in Hollywood saying he hasn't done anything and it's like "giving a special needs kid a chance to throw out the first pitch" was just uncalled for. He of course then had to bring it back to him and how he directed a couple of scenes for Private Parts. 

He's so fucking self absorbed and miserable he has to shit on everyone else to make sure nobody can be happy and everyone hates their life as much as he does. 

[4th&Five 41558]

i skipped over the whole interview.  people doing impressions of tracy are funnier than tracy.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1689]

Tracy Morgan is like Tom Arnold in that he's just so fucking amped up it's hard to listen to.  The interviews are best when the guest converses with Howard, versus performing some kind of act.

[Bogeywon 2519]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Is Tracy Morgan annoying as fuck to everyone or is it just me?

just coming here to post this.  he is annoying as fuck! hes going to blow all that money he got

[Nole-4-Life 804]

Of course Robin was being her usual stupid self. Ken Jennings won 74 straight regular games totally 2.5 million on Jeopardy, but she insisted that total included all the different tournaments he'd be in too. Fact checking isn't her forte.

[4th&Five 41558]

I think Howard knows she’s wrong most of the time but just doesn’t want to embarrass or fight with her. It’s not like most of the shit she thinks she knows could be easily checked on google in 3 seconds. 

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

3 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Tracy Morgan is like Tom Arnold in that he's just so fucking amped up it's hard to listen to.  The interviews are best when the guest converses with Howard, versus performing some kind of act.

To be fair, I don't think either Tracy or Tom are doing an act, that's just them.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

I know its low brow, but I cry every time they replay Gary the Conqueror asking the operator for the number to 1-800-Flowers I cry.

Edited May 4, 2019 by Cousin Strawberry

[Mac8111 2107]

I didn’t care for Tracy Morgan interview , but I would sit and have a beer with him and laugh for hours.

[4th&Five 41558]

all the book promotion made me cancel my pre-order.  i know anything interesting will be discussed for hours.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

all the book promotion made me cancel my pre-order.  i know anything interesting will be discussed for hours.

 

BUT YOU WILL MISS THE BIG SECRET THAT HOWARD IS GOING TO REVEAL!!!!!!!

 

As for the show- I hate Bobo with a passion but yesterday was funny as shit. He is such a moron.