Howard Stern Show

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11 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

BUT YOU WILL MISS THE BIG SECRET THAT HOWARD IS GOING TO REVEAL!!!!!!! 

It was revealed in the Hollywood Reporter article that came out this morning. 

Spoiler

The day he didn't come to work 2 years ago when everyone thought something happened to his parents, he was in surgery for what he thought was cancer but turned out to be a cyst on his kidney.

 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

22 minutes ago, Ben Franklin said:

It was revealed in the Hollywood Reporter article that came out this morning. 

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The day he didn't come to work 2 years ago when everyone thought something happened to his parents, he was in surgery for what he thought was cancer but turned out to be a cyst on his kidney.

 

 

Ha. So people were right all along. 

[smuggs 9353]

So Conan O'Brien was his favorite interview.

That was a pretty great appearance. Conan's stories about setting up the fake award for Bill Cosby and stealing Burt Ward's Robin costume were hilarious.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

3 hours ago, smuggs said:

So Conan O'Brien was his favorite interview.

That was a pretty great appearance. Conan's stories about setting up the fake award for Bill Cosby and stealing Burt Ward's Robin costume were hilarious.

 

Yeah that Bill Cosby story is an all  timer. 

[Scraps 13560]

I hate Robin....like alot

[Bogeywon 2519]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I hate Robin....like alot

CAN’T STAND HER

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 5/5/2019 at 8:25 PM, Mac8111 said:

I didn’t care for Tracy Morgan interview , but I would sit and have a beer with him and laugh for hours.

aren't you worried bout gettin pregnant

On 5/8/2019 at 12:02 PM, smuggs said:

So Conan O'Brien was his favorite interview.

That was a pretty great appearance. Conan's stories about setting up the fake award for Bill Cosby and stealing Burt Ward's Robin costume were hilarious.

Fuck yeah, Conan is fucking hilarious.  Discussing prank calling Burt Ward about holding the costume for ransom imitating Cesar Romero doing the Joker....in their minds the place would go pitch black but in reality it just got a little darker and the comic book dorks started chasing them.....definitely one of my favorite interviews.

[Scraps 13560]

Book talk

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[JimmyHoffa 1188]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Book talk

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

I love that Howard is "different" and "changed" and then he goes on Good Morning America to embarrass a friend of his by talking about his sex life. Yes, Howard so original and different.

I will say the Richard and Sal birthday wishes were hilarious.   

[mulletpelini 5210]

Did anyone catch the Sammy Hagar concert on 101?  I heard about 30 mins while I was mowing the lawn, damn Sammy was having real trouble hit the high notes.

[Gil Bang 25919]

I didn't.  I'll check the app to see if it's on there.

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

On 5/13/2019 at 4:56 PM, mulletpelini said:

Did anyone catch the Sammy Hagar concert on 101?  I heard about 30 mins while I was mowing the lawn, damn Sammy was having real trouble hit the high notes.

At 71, hitting any notes is impressive.

[mulletpelini 5210]

Oh yeah, understood.  He was really really straining.  Definitely not a good performance for him/them, especially to be on 101 with wide distribution.

[mulletpelini 5210]

Artie pumping gas, couldn't get his longshoreman gig back

 

 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

 

[hayden_horn 11362]

where has his nose gone?

jesus h christ

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

18 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

where has his nose gone?

jesus h christ

 

cartilage eaten by drugs. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

4 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

cartilage eaten by drugs. 

good god. that is a lot of drugs

[strangulation! 1716]

that is a rough 51

[Scraps 13560]

"Artie Lange's Nose" will definitely be one of my fantasy football team names this year with a pic as my team logo

[Gil Bang 25919]

Yeah, when the fat junkie gets out of jail, he'll be on "Botched".  

Jesus, it must be tough to love an addict.   Artie is his own worst enemy.  Motherfucker steps on his own dick worse than anyone else I can think of.  

I was driving home from the Alabama Rose Bowl game when Stern first talked about Artie's suicide attempt

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6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[mulletpelini 5210]

I didn't hear but read they celebrated 10th year of Gary's girl throw.  I have an mp3 of 9 hours of content on that one subject alone.  I could listen to all fucking day.  The show at its finest.

Artie on Gary's pitch - "it would have been less gayer if you had blown Mackey Sasser"

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Artie on Gary's pitch - "it would have been less gayer if you had blown Mackey Sasser"

 

That's why Artie is missed on the show. He had great one liners and was always there to fill in the gaps when Howard started to talk about sports. And of course it was way less air time for Robin. 

[Mac8111 2106]

Was Artie really pumping gas as a job?

[smuggs 9353]

1 hour ago, Mac8111 said:

Was Artie really pumping gas as a job?

He was in a work program and living at a halfway house. He was also on a garbage truck crew a few weeks back.

[mulletpelini 5210]

11 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

That's why Artie is missed on the show. He had great one liners and was always there to fill in the gaps when Howard started to talk about sports. And of course it was way less air time for Robin. 

I swear I heard Howard the other day during Kimmel say that he truly believed right now was the best version of the show ever.   That's some strong narcissistic denial right there. 

[Deej 76755]

Howard has turned into Dale Dudley.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I swear I heard Howard the other day during Kimmel say that he truly believed right now was the best version of the show ever.   That's some strong narcissistic denial right there. 

 

Not even close. The first 2-3 years at Sirius were amazing and the show isn't anywhere close to that level now. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

Hell the latter part of Jackie was fantastic simply by the tension between Jackie and the other 3.  Jackie laughing in the background at beetlejuice is something I could listen to forever.

 

[smuggs 9353]

The Jackie sneeze that Fred pulls out randomly whenever someone mentions that they aren't feeling well always kills me.

 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

27 minutes ago, smuggs said:

The Jackie sneeze that Fred pulls out randomly whenever someone mentions that they aren't feeling well always kills me.

 

 

Classic. One thing I don't miss from the Jackie years is all the fucking clapping they use to do for every little thing.  

[Bogeywon 2519]

Brent just called himself a 7 in his orgy story lol

[Scraps 13560]

Caller called into the wrap up show the other day and was like....if Brent thinks he is a 7 then what the fuck do the 5's look like at that orgy???

[Bogeywon 2519]

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Caller called into the wrap up show the other day and was like....if Brent thinks he is a 7 then what the fuck do the 5's look like at that orgy???

exactly he was fucking some slobs just like his wife. have you seen his wife? woof

[smuggs 9353]

January this year. Hard pass:

 

Edited May 24, 2019 by smuggs

[4th&Five 41513]

i haven't watched much of his promotion but i did listen to the conan podcast and it's really good.

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 5/24/2019 at 8:00 AM, smuggs said:

The Jackie sneeze that Fred pulls out randomly whenever someone mentions that they aren't feeling well always kills me.

 

 

On 5/24/2019 at 8:28 AM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Classic. One thing I don't miss from the Jackie years is all the fucking clapping they use to do for every little thing.  

Or when Robin would talk about a death and Fred would play Jackie laughing.....that fucking clapping was the dumbest thing, who's fucking idea was that.  I could have sworn I saw a pic of Brents wife a few months back looking way better than that.  

It was this one, yeah I wasn't focused.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 5/24/2019 at 11:55 AM, 4th&Five said:

i haven't watched much of his promotion but i did listen to the conan podcast and it's really good.

 

Agreed, just listened over the weekend. Just a conversation and neither of them were "on". It was great. 

[Scraps 13560]

Well hell he couldve stayed on vacation if all they were gonna do it crack on WPLJ shit. Not funny and pretty boring.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

48 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well hell he couldve stayed on vacation if all they were gonna do it crack on WPLJ shit. Not funny and pretty boring.

 

That's 100% Howard reliving his glory days of old time radio. I would guess 80%/90% of his audience now doesn't know what the hell WPLJ is/was. 

And of course nobody on staff has big enough balls to tell him nobody except for he and Gary give a shit about that shit. 

It was awful.  

[Scraps 13560]

Yeah...I mean I get his bit is to always put others down etc., but going at the Jesus station for really no reason at all was pretty lame.  He wouldn't shut the fuck up about the DJs on there.  It's like...dude we get it you are God....chill the fuck out and let these peons do their shitty job on their shitty station.  

I'd rather listed to Ronnie talk about pegging himself than that bullshit 

Edited June 3, 2019 by Scraps

[Vito Andolini 9124]

Just finishing yesterday’s show, and Fred pulling out Little Lupe as El Chapo’s mom was primo Fred. 

[Scraps 13560]

Memets gift lulz

[smuggs 9353]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Just finishing yesterday’s show, and Fred pulling out Little Lupe as El Chapo’s mom was primo Fred. 

He's on fire - pulled out some Blue Iris during the discussion of MLK's girlfriends today. 

"Mmmmyahhh"

[4th&Five 41513]

Memet is  batshit crazy. 

Edited June 4, 2019 by 4th&Five

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 6/3/2019 at 7:55 AM, Scraps said:

Well hell he couldve stayed on vacation if all they were gonna do it crack on WPLJ shit. Not funny and pretty boring.

 

On 6/2/2019 at 6:45 PM, aggie08 said:

Can you just write the names of the radio stations? Jesus.

Favorite part of last week was the 1 person who thought Medicated Pete getting aids from a monkey called in and requested it.  Worst fucking bit of show history and got played 8 times in 2 days.

exactly what the fans wanted right Gary?

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Memet is  batshit crazy. 

In person, I would want to repeatedly punch him in the face.  On air, he's a fascinating case study.

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[Gil Bang 25919]

Haven't listened this week at all, but fucking Fred is money.  

The little shit he does gives me my biggest laughs when listening.   The elephant trumpet when Jason walks in, the Richard impressions...too much to even name.  

He's a smart, funny, quick motherfucker.