Howard Stern Show

[Gil Bang 26,231]

Highlights from the week:

1) Kimmel is on, and says that he spoke to a big shit doc from the Mayo Clinic, and the doc said that water temp is irrelevant when washing hands.  Robin argued with Kimmel and says the hotter the better.  Kimmel says "this is a top guy at the Mayo Clinic".

2) Stern has the doc  on that helped save Robin.   The Doc says water temp doesn't matter. Robin stays silent.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

I would be normally irritated by that, but fuck Kimmel that whiny crying fucker

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

7 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Yeah I am kind of surprised that Howard hasn't had an ISDN line in his apartment for years you know "just in case". 

He does have a line in his apartment, and has mentioned the possibility of using it at some point... he just hasn’t done it.  But he is hunkered down at his Hamptons mansion, which obviously did not have a dedicated line. 

I can’t imagine that poor tech having to wear a hazmat suit to install the equipment, shaking in his moon boots lest he screw up, and forced to piss in a bottle. I’m  a bit freaked out by the current situation as well, but that takes it to a whole new level. 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,977]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Highlights from the week:

1) Kimmel is on, and says that he spoke to a big shit doc from the Mayo Clinic, and the doc said that water temp is irrelevant when washing hands.  Robin argued with Kimmel and says the hotter the better.  Kimmel says "this is a top guy at the Mayo Clinic".

2) Stern has the doc  on that helped save Robin.   The Doc says water temp doesn't matter. Robin stays silent.

 

 

 

Wish we got more than 3 min of what he had to say

[Nivek 17,407]

Was looking down beth’s shirt. Didnt see much but kept on looking

[mulletpelini 5,225]

jesus she's fucking unbearable.  good thing howard wears a comdon

[Sweetnsourpoke 174]

Did I hear Sal's parents got the CV or did I dream that? 

[smuggs 9,397]

Will and his family got it. Wife tested positive. 

[Gil Bang 26,231]

9 hours ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Did I hear Sal's parents got the CV or did I dream that? 

they got it.

[Bogeywon 2,548]

Man Howard has to be freaking out cause some of his guys have it 

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

Listening to the replay now and the Tom Brady preview is killing me. In a good way. Stugotz!

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Hadn't seen Richard up close for awhile, man has he aged and almost bald.  Good thing he's got Christy Christy locked down.

[EZ$ 2,125]

Forgot that Brady was on today. Lucky for me, they’ll replay it 100 times in the next week. 

[4th&Five 41,987]

it was good.  and i'm far from a brady fan.

bigfoot calling lieberman to check in is hilarious.

[smuggs 9,397]

I like when he told Lieberman about smoking cigarettes and drinking wine coolers.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

15 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Forgot that Brady was on today. Lucky for me, they’ll replay it 100 times in the next week. 

but thats the way we would prefer to listen according to Baba Booey

[smuggs 9,397]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

but thats the way we would prefer to listen according to Baba Booey

[HoffaJimmy 316]

just resting my eyes

[EZ$ 2,125]

A lot more Beth since the quarantine. Hope this isn’t a thing going forward. Imagine her and Robin taking up half a show. 

[HoffaJimmy 316]

22 hours ago, EZ$ said:

A lot more Beth since the quarantine. Hope this isn’t a thing going forward. Imagine her and Robin taking up half a show. 

I still don't know how Howard deals with all those cats. 

[Gil Bang 26,231]

Something to do with the pussy.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

I've left great pussy behind for less than he's dealing with.

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

Roomba? Really? Welcome to 2003, Howard.

Robin, congrats on learning how to put detergent in a washing machine.

Wow, sounds like he’s giving a new Trump impersonator a shot, probably the guy he played last week who’s maybe more authentic sounding, but lacking the cartoonish, over the top stylings. He’s also lacking anything funny. Yikes, falling flat. He usually dumps out of things that aren’t working, but sticking with it, which tells me it’s Howard’s idea to use him. 

[4th&Five 41,987]

he talked just like trump but didn't sound like trump.  dunnagan is better.

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

Ok, Stern gave us his name at the end, J-L Cauvin.

https://www.app.com/story/entertainment/2020/03/30/jersey-comic-j-l-cauvins-career-rise-again-thanks-viral-trump-easter-video/2930208001/

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

And...J-L Cauvin lasted one appearance, back to the other (funnier) Trump this morning.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Did I miss an annoucement? Is Ronnie retiring?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,726]

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Did I miss an annoucement? Is Ronnie retiring?

Believe he said he was retiring later this year.  Moving to Vegas.  Whether it's true or not, who knows.

[HoffaJimmy 316]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Did I miss an annoucement? Is Ronnie retiring?

 

Yeah they have talked about it and Ronnie seems to be more serious about it recently. Howard of course is giving him shit and that he will be bored with nothing to do. I can't tell if it's just Howard ripping on him for show content, that he is pissed he won't be around anymore or a little of both. 

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

Ronnie claimed the other day he and Stephanie were prepared to fly to Las Vegas and close on a house but the plans were derailed by the Covid. I’m not sure that’s how real estate works, but it does in Mundworld.

Howard has been giving him shit, probably fueled by multiple neuroses. He doesn’t think anyone in the Stern universe can make it without him, he kinda sees Ronnie as jumping ship (how dare he retire at 70!) and it’s also a reminder of his own mortality, as he’s only four years younger than Mund. 

But just as importantly, I think he doesn’t relish the idea of losing one of his few friends and confidantes, and he doesn’t want him to leave. Plus, there is merit to the argument Ronnie loses his juice once he’s no longer part of the show, and NASCAR drivers will no longer want to pal around with him, and 30-something veterinary techs won’t want to shove a dildo up his ass. No more announcing gigs. Worst case scenario, just a lonely, isolated old man with no friends.

Oh shit, did I just describe HS? Just kidding, he’ll always have Ralph.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Shit I thought that was always just a bit.  RM said he'd open a vet office in LV and then they'd grill him on what he'd actually be doing there.  Didn't realize it was legit.

[DallasGatr 216]

Have I missed something or has the Wrap Up Show been on hiatus this week?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,726]

8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Shit I thought that was always just a bit.  RM said he'd open a vet office in LV and then they'd grill him on what he'd actually be doing there.  Didn't realize it was legit.

Opening a vet clinic is a weird idea. The vet tech (Ronnies GF) would basically be the owner and the vet docs would work for her? Nothing illegal about that, just strange.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Seems right in line with Ronnie "She'll come like the Mooooooooooooon" Mundt

[HoffaJimmy 316]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Opening a vet clinic is a weird idea. The vet tech (Ronnies GF) would basically be the owner and the vet docs would work for her? Nothing illegal about that, just strange.

 

It is a little odd and I don't know the set up but one of my clients who lives in Texas owns vet clinics in several different states. Obviously not the same since the "owner" will be working there too.

[smuggs 9,397]

I thought Ronnie had mentioned once that they knew someone "in the business" in Vegas that would be a fellow investor, which I took to mean they knew a vet doc out there.

Really hoping Ronnie doesn't leave. I love that guy. But I can understand him wanting to get out while the getting's good. He'd be 76 years old by the end of Howard's next contract assuming he re-ups for another 5 years. They all joke around about it but there is a real possibility that Ronnie could drop dead while still an active staff member of the show. That would be awful.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Jesus if Howard re-ups next contract, I'll be........I don't know what I'll be.

[Gil Bang 26,231]

I’ve always assumed that it was Kurt Busch investing in the vet clinic. He’s a Vegas native.

Meanwhile, Brent’s skank wife is now doing cameos for 60 bucks a pop. That’s less money than high pitch gets

[DallasGatr 216]

I’ve always assumed that it was Kurt Busch investing in the vet clinic. He’s a Vegas native.

Meanwhile, Brent’s skank wife is now doing cameos for 60 bucks a pop. That’s less money than high pitch gets

Total skank and High Pitch should be getting a bunch more than that ho.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

On 5/16/2020 at 4:37 PM, Gil Bang said:

I’ve always assumed that it was Kurt Busch investing in the vet clinic. He’s a Vegas native.

Meanwhile, Brent’s skank wife is now doing cameos for 60 bucks a pop. That’s less money than high pitch gets

have you seen her?  $60 is pretty good

Edited May 18, 2020 by mulletpelini
yeesh

[Nole-4-Life 814]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

have you seen her?  $60 is pretty good

But she has a special bone in her pussy, apparently!

[Gil Bang 26,231]

very interesting show today.  We heard about things that I don't think were mentioned before.

Howard's dad suffered a stroke.  Did we know that?

Post Stern-Show Artie was at Robin's bedside at the hospital?  

[4th&Five 41,987]

You forgot that tan mom obviously ‘bates in the tanning bed. 

[Gil Bang 26,231]

On 5/18/2020 at 1:25 AM, mulletpelini said:

have you seen her?  $60 is pretty good

I wouldn't fuck that with Derka's dick.

 

Brent's twitch thing is so fucking pathetic.   His teaser yesterday was more swinging stories.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Post Stern-Show Artie was at Robin's bedside at the hospital?  

I've heard Artie talk about it several times.  I think Howard mentioned it once.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Listening to Jim Carey talk about Linda Ronstadt, how wonderful she is, how important in her life she was for him, how intelligent, beautiful.

Robin didn't make a sound.

You know these bitches never forget.

[Scraps 13,799]

Jays butthole was puckering.

[Vito Andolini 9,444]

I’m a day behind, so I don’t know about any butthole puckering, but yes, Artie visiting Robin has been mentioned before, and HS has been opening up more about his father’s declining health, alluding in the last several weeks to a stroke (no mention when it actually happened) as well as his increasing social withdrawal/detachment to go with his hearing loss. Ben does still apparently eat hot dogs and read the Times, so that’s not bad for a 96 year old.

Edited to add: Ahh, Jay with the puckered butthole was Leno in the clip, gotcha. Didn’t watch, but Leno was in a persistent state of pucker.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Vito Andolini

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,726]

I hadn't heard the hospital room get-together before but I don't really judge Howard one way or another in not reconnecting with Artie.  Sounds like Howard put aside his feelings to be polite and help Robin but that doesn't mean he has to become friends with Artie.  We don't know the full story between them and anyone has a right to cut someone out of their life.

[Gil Bang 26,231]

I hope that Artie's better now, but he was seriously fucked up back then, and was beyond help.  Howard's a selfish prick, but I don't blame him for getting as far away from Artie as possible.