College Football Imperialism Map

[closetojumping 62251]

11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Oh, I like the updates. But this is a moment in the season where that map really does look like one big pile of shit to me. 

[bolverk 29405]

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

In terms of territory up for grabs next week, its actually the Illinois- Penn State game that will end up with the largest merger of the week.

Georgia-Bama will obviously be a massive game, but not as much actual land up for grabs in that one.

 

a few other merger games, a lot of teams just need to hold serve this week.

Don't count out the wandering Boise State marauders conquering the Grand Wazzu Empire, including its Alaska colony, this weekend.  

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Oh, I like the updates. But this is a moment in the season where that map really does look like one big pile of shit to me. 

Ah, apologies, I mistook your messaging. Agreed that we still need a few weeks of land consolidation for geographic continuity. 

[tejas60 3527]

Won't get shit this week or vs ou. We'd get quite a bit of territory if geo beats bama, then we skull fuck geo. 

[TrashMaster G 17392]

I stumbled across an Instagram account that does a weekly imperialism-style map that shows current undefeated teams. Account is called thronespud.

The map is two images wide - I have no idea how to convert that to a single screenshot. Any of you more tech savvy types want to give it a shot?

[jTower 225]

[BurntEyes 5835]

6 minutes ago, jTower said:

For reason I can't quite put my finger on, I like this map better. Odd.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

What are the rules behind this map? Say Kentucky beats Ole Miss. Then what?

[skipmcgee 194]

13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What are the rules behind this map? Say Kentucky beats Ole Miss. Then what?

I think it’s just closest county to each undefeated team

[Reese Bennett 3605]

11 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What are the rules behind this map? Say Kentucky beats Ole Miss. Then what?

I'm guessing you just expand proportionately whenever a neighbor loses. So if BYU and UNLV lose, there'd be more burnt orange to the west. But what happens if everyone loses at least one game?

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, skipmcgee said:

I think it’s just closest county to each undefeated team

That’s fair. Thanks. So I guess those surrounding Ole Miss would divvy up their land. 

[Js1 85115]

23 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

For reason I can't quite put my finger on, I like this map better. Odd.

Everything but shit ass Texarkana.  What a glorious map! 

[markstanco 12509]

[TrashMaster G 17392]

@jTower thank you, sir!

Comparing last week's map to this week is really interesinteresting of teams got hit with their first L.

[TrashMaster G 17392]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

@jTower thank you, sir!

Comparing last week's map to this week is really interesinteresting of teams got hit with their first L.

F'n goblins messing with my text. 

A lot of teams got hit with their first L.

[thunderlounge 7759]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Everything but shit ass Texarkana.  What a glorious map! 

They forgot the panhandle, and a lot of people do.

[bolverk 29405]

51 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

They forgot the panhandle, and a lot of people do.

This is the kind of reference I'll always +rep that sets this football board apart from many of the other mouthbreathing forums.

[Texasrocks 2124]

6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

For reason I can't quite put my finger on, I like this map better. Odd.

You're Mormon?

[bolverk 29405]

14 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

You're Mormon?

No, @BurntEyes just really hates Alaska.

[BurntEyes 5835]

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

You're Mormon?

Got the magic hat to prove it mother fucker!!!

[TrashMaster G 17392]

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Got the magic hat to prove it mother fucker!!!

Is the magic hat that one that keeps you from impregnating your wives?

[BurntEyes 5835]

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is the magic hat that one that keeps you from impregnating your wives?

Naw man, that's were god sends me messages like a pen pal. I can't make it up this shit man. 

[TrashMaster G 17392]

By my count, six undefeated teams went down:

Illinois, Georgia, UCF, Ole Miss, Louisville and Washington State

Twenty are left.

[Drew 2331]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

By my count, six undefeated teams went down:

Illinois, Georgia, UCF, Ole Miss, Louisville and Washington State

Twenty are left.

[satyanash 14281]

[BurntEyes 5835]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Yep... Tech and BSU are the real teams to beat. This map amuses the shit out of me.

[satyanash 14281]

Huge amount of potential land gain opened up last week with Vandy, Arky and A&M all pulling off upset wins.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

I will never understand how this shit is supposed to work, nor do I get the appeal.  Win every fucking game.

[dieucla98 2938]

You win, you take their land. You lose, they take your land. It's probably the oldest rule of mankind. 

And it's 100% for amusement. Part of that amusement is all the hand wringing. 

[Js1 85115]

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I will never understand how this shit is supposed to work, nor do I get the appeal.  Win every fucking game.

The rules are literally in the lower right hand corner. 

[0xdeadbeef 1626]

This one make so much more sense

[markstanco 12509]

If Miami makes the playoffs, they are going to get TCU'd so bad.  

[Magus Ossis 2784]

27 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

This one make so much more sense

lol at Liberty owning Georgia

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Huge amount of potential land gain opened up last week with Vandy, Arky and A&M all pulling off upset wins.

lol to Boise owning most of Alaska, and Indiana conquering the Aleutian Islands.

[Alien Octopus 500]

Boise lost to Oregon, should they not have their  large tracts of land?

[jetsfan76 701]

I'm probably (definitely) biased, but we really do have the coolest fucking logo.

[texifornia 56526]

3 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Boise lost to Oregon, should they not have their  large tracts of land?

They turned around and took Wazzu's. Oregon still owns Boise.

[General Specific 3233]

Woke up this morning and found out my world map is different than whatever that abomination of a map is.

[satyanash 14281]

No land up for grabs for us this week. But if we can beat Georgia, things will get interesting in the back half of our schedule.

[Steamboat1874 4032]

On 10/13/2024 at 7:35 AM, General Specific said:

Woke up this morning and found out my world map is different than whatever that abomination of a map is.

That would make a great bowling ball.

[tejas60 3527]

[General Colt 119]

On 10/11/2024 at 5:44 PM, Alien Octopus said:

Boise lost to Oregon, should they not have their  large tracts of land?

[Alien Octopus 500]

37 minutes ago, General Colt said:

You got It!

[Mittens 8160]

On 10/16/2024 at 10:52 AM, satyanash said:

No land up for grabs for us this week. But if we can beat Georgia, things will get interesting in the back half of our schedule.

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

[Reese Bennett 3605]

We can consolidate a lot of the SE if we can get past Georgia and beat Vandy.

[TrashMaster G 17392]

11 minutes ago, Mittens said:

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

[Mittens 8160]

Doh - didn't catch aggy.

[MirrOlure 14627]

I think this concept justifies my not allowing myself to become a Risk nerd long ago

[thunderlounge 7759]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

 

[NorthLoop 14094]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

Right now. That can change every week. 

[WBT 20422]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

aggy won't have any by the time we play them