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26 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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I just texted some friends in a group chat the following…

This entire Project 2025 was created and advocated by pre-Liberal Catholics with secular authoritarian political power qua power as the telos.  They’re on Trump’s doorstep right now seeing this as an opportunity to advance their agenda globally instead of just here.  So expect an “endorsement” of a from Trump on behalf of a Cardinal the 2025 folks think best fits their agenda.

Thing is, they’re so encapsulated in that bubble they have no idea how much disdain is poured upon them by the global Catholic intelligentsia and hierarchy because a) they’re Americans and mostly considered heretical bc they’re trying to shape liberal democracy, b) their disdain for education and c) installing Trump as their puppet, which forbids and implodes any chance of any sane and sober Vatican powerbroker from taking them seriously.

The endorsement will blow the fuck up and have the opposite effect.  In just 12 years Bergoglio purged a whole host of Cardinals loyal to Ratzinger (his predecessor) and replaced them with mostly rural/3rd world bishops in line with his agenda.  Two thirds of the current College of Cardinals were appointed by Francis…a Jesuit who eschewed the trappings of office and literally shrugged when asked about homosexual priests, literally saying “Who am I to judge?”

It takes 2/3 majority to elect a new pope.

Game on, bitches.

Good to see.  I sensed, without knowing for sure, that the integralist types didn't represent the global RCC.

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It’ll be the other way around. The world is already moving towards fascist theocracy. Francis was the Catholic Church’s Obama, way too nice and created a lot of anger. The next pope will be a super conservative prick who will embrace Trump and help install right wing christofacist theocracy. Start with the US and the western world will follow. Yay future!

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23 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Trump will declare himself the Pope because this timeline says he will. 

Far more likely that Trump will accidentally stumble upon Henry VIII, declare Stephen Miller the new American Pope, who will then sanction his divorcing Melania and allow him dispensation to marry Ivanka.   Plus, he will get to sell all the church lands and distribute them to his oligarchs.

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36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The next pope will be a super conservative prick who will embrace Trump and help install right wing christofacist theocracy.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

It’ll be the other way around. The world is already moving towards fascist theocracy. Francis was the Catholic Church’s Obama, way too nice and created a lot of anger. The next pope will be a super conservative prick who will embrace Trump and help install right wing christofacist theocracy. Start with the US and the western world will follow. Yay future!

The above all sounds bad in English, but it'll be classier when they put it back into Latin.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Pope Pizzaballa has a certain ring to it. 

You people recognize that he will be 99.99% sure be choosing a pontif name immediately, right?

Pope Leo the 13th or something.

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59 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

You people recognize that he will be 99.99% sure be choosing a pontif name immediately, right?

Pope Leo the 13th or something.

Pope Sbarro I

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Posted
5 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Assassin JD Vance?

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Vance ether bored Francis to death or the smell of sulphur emanating from Vance was too much for the Pontiff to overcome.

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As I was catholic educated, I think it only right for me to toss my hat into the ring.  I look alright in funny hats, I suspect I'd like Italy, and my platform of turning "the body of Christ" into "the delicious, tender smoked body of Christ" by changing the eucharist to brisket samples instead of those nasty little bread cracker disc things, should be a winner.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As I was catholic educated, I think it only right for me to toss my hat into the ring.  I look alright in funny hats, I suspect I'd like Italy, and my platform of turning "the body of Christ" into "the delicious, tender smoked body of Christ" by changing the eucharist to brisket samples instead of those nasty little bread cracker disc things, should be a winner.

Brisket served at Friday mass.  #buddychrist

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As I was catholic educated, I think it only right for me to toss my hat into the ring.  I look alright in funny hats, I suspect I'd like Italy, and my platform of turning "the body of Christ" into "the delicious, tender smoked body of Christ" by changing the eucharist to brisket samples instead of those nasty little bread cracker disc things, should be a winner.

K-12 for me. Even was an altar boy (no touchy) for a minute. I can't do the celibacy thing, though, and for that reason, I'm out.

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

K-12 for me. Even was an altar boy (no touchy) for a minute. I can't do the celibacy thing, though, and for that reason, I'm out.

Oh....you think that they observe those rules when they don't want to.  How....quaint.

If you don't think there's been some serious headboard-banging at the Papal Apartments, you haven't been paying attention.

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Now that we know it was heart failure/stroke, I wonder if the “only asking questions” people forget to ask questions. I mean, imagine if the black lady visited him before his death due to heart failure. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

happened already, my man...about 1300 years ago.

I think that during the Avignon Babylonian Captivity we had three Popes at once.   Maybe we could try that.   

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6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think that during the Avignon Babylonian Captivity we had three Popes at once.   Maybe we could try that.   

Dibs on being "Pope Moe I":

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dibs on being "Pope Moe I":

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In the spirit of the times, if I’m Pope Larry, I am bringing back the sale of indulgences in a bigly way

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Just now, Gatorubet said:

In the spirit of the times, if I’m Pope Larry, I am bringing back the sale of indulgences in a bigly way

To your proposal, I say "soitanly!"

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I feel a little better in that at least Francis was responsible for putting a majority of the voting Cardinals into their respective offices.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Trump will declare himself the Pope because this timeline says he will. 

American media- how much of a case does he have?  We examine why it could be possible. 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

As I was catholic educated, I think it only right for me to toss my hat into the ring.  I look alright in funny hats, I suspect I'd like Italy, and my platform of turning "the body of Christ" into "the delicious, tender smoked body of Christ" by changing the eucharist to brisket samples instead of those nasty little bread cracker disc things, should be a winner.

Non-Catholic here, but perhaps I earned an indulgence by haunting their Youth group as a gangly wee pup, my eyes on a Polish girl with a space between her teeth. Even hung around after that failed to launch, playing guitar in the Folk Mass (when in doubt strum A-minor) and sorta kinda snagging a different girlfriend except she seemed distant after walking in a room where I was giving a totally Platonic foot massage to a third young lady of the flock.

And no, I have no designs on the Papacy. I have found my lane, to be a club-swinging Bishop Odo, perhaps modified for cultural reasons to a Buford Pusser whoopin stick.



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