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Just now:

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This is why you do what I did and BEFRIEND an attorney, an accountant, a realtor, and a private investigator. That way you can get into or out of almost any situation

 

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Just now, drunk chick to some guy:

”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”

Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys

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Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

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On 1/21/2020 at 12:00 AM, bluto said:

Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

I'm gonna assume your next comment  was "prove it." If not, I am disappoint. 

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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On 1/22/2020 at 2:45 PM, hullabelew said:

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

Cool story bro! Tell it again! Oh wait...

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On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said:

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

If you were a girl he wouldn't have told you.

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On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said:

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

NowThis doesn't make sense. 

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We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

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12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

Should've started with the Beatles. 

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