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Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

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On 1/21/2020 at 12:00 AM, bluto said:

Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

I'm gonna assume your next comment  was "prove it." If not, I am disappoint. 

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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On 1/22/2020 at 2:45 PM, hullabelew said:

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

Cool story bro! Tell it again! Oh wait...

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We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

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12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

Should've started with the Beatles. 

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