After the first 6 games of season the Longhorns and Huskers will...

[mulletpelini 5210]

Both will be 3-3

[Katfid54 8593]

Tf?

Texas gonna be 15-0 after the first three games. You'll see  

[F250 28716]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[mulletpelini 5210]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Tf?

Texas gonna be 15-0 after the first three games. You'll see  

That's like, not even possibler.

[Fred Willard 115]

So when both squads have combined for six games played they will have both gone 3 for 3? I’m going to assume that’s what you said, cause I would hate to neg a bitch.

[SDG 3319]

Stop drinking so early if u want to through fires on a rival board...

[kopp0e 1135]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Stop drinking so early if u want to through fires on a rival board...

Hey Mullet is doing better than me, I thought a game from yesterday was today... #GottaPutItDown...

And I will start off by saying both teams are undefeated after tomorrow..!

[mulletpelini 5210]

3 wins, 3 losses.  Each.  Still bowl eligible.

[The Dude 1244]

Your mom will be 3-3

[Deej 76599]

Fuck Nebraska.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

5 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Still bowl eligible.

Your mom couldn’t be still while I licked her bowl.

[Poolflood 845]

Texas will be Texas and nebraska will be lumped with Colorado as in "oh, they still around?"

[Royalfan5 2348]

Nebraska may be worse than that, and Texas maybe better but Dorothy Lynch salad dressing will still be awful no matter what.

[mulletpelini 5210]

1 hour ago, Poolflood said:

Texas will be Texas and nebraska will be lumped with Colorado as in "oh, they still around?"

Exactly.  Texas being Texas is good for 3-3.  See this guy gets it.

[bernorange 8349]

I watched Carnac the Magnificent.  I enjoyed Carnac the Magnificent.  You sir (OP), are no Carnac the Magnificent.

[Tailleur17 361]

But nobody gives a shit about Nebraska though. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

and yet you replied.

Carnac was from Nebraska btw.

 

Edited September 1, 2018 by mulletpelini

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

You're counting automatic losses already?  Before the season starts?  Didn't realize Texas was on your schedule this year.

Edited September 1, 2018 by Knoxtnhorn

[bernorange 8349]

11 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Carnac was from Nebraska btw.

 

Wrong. Born in Iowa. Didn't move to Neb until he was 8 according to Wikipedia.  You have doubled down on the devilry and besmirched the Magnificent Carnac's good reputation.  I say good day to you sir. GOOD DAY.

Edited September 1, 2018 by bernorange

[mulletpelini 5210]

Had I needed to look up where Carnac was from, to find out he was born in Iowa but from Nebraska, I would have had the foresight to know that was info. not worth sharing.

[satyanash 14282]

I'll just leave these here

https://streamable.com/2dp1k

https://streamable.com/n03ku

https://streamable.com/jw7ei

https://streamable.com/hqu3j

[Zavala 1384]

Delete user, ban thread. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

Call the judge and get some fudge.

[Bullneck 19027]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Your mom couldn’t be still while I licked her bowl.

Oh, yeah, that's so . . . wait, wtf does that even mean?

[ousux 5588]

I think corn finally got the right corch..

But it's gonna take a while to put out the dumpster fire, somebody put tires in there.

[TexArcher 37553]

I care about the Nebraska Cornhuskers about as much as I care about the next election in Botswana.

[Brothahorn 10085]

Both will be 3-3

Nope

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Husker?  Never heard of her

[Vic Mackey 46939]

Nebraska still plays football?

[Hagbard Celine 10772]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

I'll just leave these here

https://streamable.com/2dp1k

https://streamable.com/n03ku

https://streamable.com/jw7ei

https://streamable.com/hqu3j

Daaaamm.... that is some potent butthurt-inducing osborne-kryptocoginitivedissocance packaged up in one post....

 

pass the straw dammit.  give me that blade.

[F250 28716]

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.

Motherfucker must think its white boys day.

 

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

...not have played each other.

[Horn Dogg 3816]

Texas was 9-1 against those fuckers in the big 12.  That will stay the same regardless of NU's record this year.

[markstanco 12528]

No, mullet walks in here and trolls all yall hard.

Nothing to do with record, conference, or year. Just trolling. And he won jackasses.

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.
Motherfucker must think its white boys day.
 

[mulletpelini 5210]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.

Motherfucker must think its white boys day.

 

You know I chuckled at first, then I realized that calling out 3 wins in the first 6 games after winning 4 last year might be a bit of a stretch.

[Herpa Derpa 6116]

Wrong.

Horns 4-2

Nebbish 2-4

Now go get your shine box corn head. 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

Texas will be 4-0 after 3 games.  Ask Einstein, I don't know.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I think it's pretty common knowledge that Iowa has superior corn and ol'mullet up there is just lashing out because of it.

[Laga4 1270]

Can't believe I read this thread.

I really need to get a life.  

 

[GotThatFire 166]

11 hours ago, satyanash said:

I'll just leave these here

https://streamable.com/2dp1k

https://streamable.com/n03ku

https://streamable.com/jw7ei

https://streamable.com/hqu3j

 It feels so good as it hits the veins. 

[Player 4575]

This thread gave me the runzas.

[South Austin 52171]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck Nebraska.

This is the most accurate prediction after 6 games.

[mulletpelini 5210]

Well shit, this was one of the 3 wins I had for you.  Guess its 2-4 then.

[TexArcher 37553]

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

Well shit, this was one of the 3 wins I had for you.  Guess its 2-4 then.

I hope you get syphilis.

[DigglerontheHoof 21082]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope you get syphilis.

And our team has aids...advantage mullet

[NTVTXN 1432]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope you get syphilis.

What TexArcher said....and from your mom

[mulletpelini 5210]

I know, lets have a spelling contest.

[Vic Mackey 46939]

@mulletpelini might want to rethink 3-3 for UT. More like 2-4ish.

[tbone_ 14032]

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