Game Day Bitches!

[qwertyu1234 496]

I haven't watched the whole show, but Corso has been surprisingly cogent today. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s 7 am on the west coast and bloody Mary’s with steak and eggs being prepped. 

Rather early in the season to be diluting the vodka, isn’t it? After 8 years in the wilderness, I’ve found drinking vodka straight helps ease the pain. 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Who is OU playing today? Is the midget Murray starting for them?

[Nicole44 22027]

6 minutes ago, future man said:

That fucker does like white knighting strippers. Says he cares about them hoes and wants to take care of them so they dont have to hoe it up anymore. What a fucking cunt. 

FChorn is awesome. Btw hoe? 

[TexArcher 37518]

7 minutes ago, future man said:

You're a big jerk. 

Go fuck your mother.

[future man 4]

FChorn is a child molester and woman beater. Like Urban Meyer

[future man 4]

Also show us your titties, damnit. 

[future man 4]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Go fuck your mother.

A shot?? I thought we were just having fun here, no?

[TexArcher 37518]

Just now, future man said:

A shot?? I thought we were just having fun here, no?

Fucking your mother IS fun!

[Nicole44 22027]

If Saban goes with a QB hybrid I will lmao

[SurlyBDR 22650]

Nm

Edited September 1, 2018 by SurlyBDR
Found it

[jw4381 3063]

Dynasty starts in 1:35 mother fuckers. 

[future man 4]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fucking your mother IS fun!

Futureman's mother has AIDS and flesh eating syphilis. You gonna die. 

[LonghornGoodfella 114]

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Who is OU playing today? Is the midget Murray starting for them?

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

[future man 4]

1 minute ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

That midget is gonna die too

[victory88 5659]

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

Edited September 1, 2018 by victory88

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

Murray is taller than Kiffin. Let that sink in. 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, future man said:

That midget is gonna die too

Hopefully you are who you say you are. Otherwise you will get ganked and have to prove yourself like I did and get unbanned for no reason other than an asshole cloaked your VPN

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

Let him be him man.

[Wishbone 4738]

6 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Murray is taller than Kiffin. Let that sink in. 

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffin is listed at 6’4”.

Edited September 1, 2018 by Wishbone

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffen is listed at 6’4”.

No way is Kyler taller than 5’9”

 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffen is listed at 6’4”.

 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

48 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Brian Kelly looks like an irritable dyke. 

That's because he is.

[Loco 3752]

49 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I hope Maryland wears their ugly uniforms

They don't have any other choice  

Edited September 1, 2018 by Loco

[Wishbone 4738]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No way is Kyler taller than 5’9”

 

 

That’s why I said “listed”. 😉

[Randolph Duke 4034]

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

That’s why I said “listed”. 😉

The Lollipop Guild has him listed at 4’10”

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

[TexArcher 37518]

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

God damn fucking right.

[Radical Larry 28528]

22 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Dynasty starts in 1:35 mother fuckers. 

[Wishbone 4738]

3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

The Lollipop Guild has him listed at 4’10”

With or without munchkin booties?

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Just a side note but this has got to be the greatest gif in cinematic history.  Never gets old.  

[Biff Tannen 45495]

7 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

[Nicole44 22027]

It would be nice to at least be fucking mentioned on game day

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

@Nicole44

happy?

[Radical Larry 28528]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not now, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone. 

[bamachine 1230]

33 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

Ahh, fuck it

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PROTEIN MA?

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

@Nicole44

happy?

Lol

[Zavala 1384]

Still with this fat loser turd in the corner picking meaningless games.

What is you guys setup? I got the tv on gameday, the computer and screen playing 2017 highlights of the Horns, and the laptop out for screen 3 once games start.

Need another 55" tv to hook to the computer, I could just arrange 4 games on that and have that be the extra monitor.

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Not now, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone. 

 

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PROTEIN MA?

I showed this video to my co worker he was freakin out. 90 percent of my finger pointing at FUCKIN SKANKS I learned from him.

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Ahh, fuck it

That has to be top two of best Corso. Sadly he picked us to win the Big 12

[Zavala 1384]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That has to be top two of best Corso. Sadly he picked us to win the Big 12

Corso is the best at predicting of all the guys, he was the only one who picked Texas over usc in the Rose Bowl.

[Nicole44 22027]

Best Game Day apart from when Horns were awesome was when they went to North Dakota the first time. 

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Corso is the best at predicting of all the guys, he was the only one who picked Texas over usc in the Rose Bowl.

He has on a green tie. I bet he picks Michigan. Harbaugh needs this win

[Nicole44 22027]

He’s like nuts. He used to be hot. Wtf happened there?

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Lulz.

"I had a better sign, but Urban Meyer covered it up".

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

here is a sampling of my anticipation.

[tbone_ 14025]

Luke Bryan is a nice touch

[Nicole44 22027]

3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

here is a sampling of my anticipation.

Nice rendering! Honest!

[Mo Horn 8807]

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Luke Bryan is a nice touch

I was just wondering why the hell he's there. He's got a uga cap and has nothing to do with either of these teams. 

[SideSlip 35]

Impressive