2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Thaaaaaats what we needed. The ousux score and a highlight. Fuck that.


Remember when we did that national coaching search to find the best coach to replace charlie?
I dont either.

[NowThis 931]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

lets see if we can complete a pass

TD DD 

[MillerEP 30339]

We need to attack the middle

[Hagbard Celine 10761]

This is FC Horn's fault.

[Hamttx 419]

Man, if you watch enough of this shit you can quickly see the difference between a serviceable, good and a great QB. A team with both an experienced AND quality QB has a huge advantage. If nothing else just the skill to get his team out of shitty situations with a minimum amount of damage.

[ousux 5587]

They're gonna pack our shit in

Probably, but that doesn't change the fact FAU is overrated as fuck..

[54_Strat 34]

Tom needs to sprinkle fairy dust on the offense

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Can we just get a couple first downs on a drive please. No improvement 

[Bullneck 18987]

Nice sack.

[Fozzz 152]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

I didn't read one 9.95 fake pos article this offseason. Never drinking that shit again. 

They still sell that bullshit?  I just tune out during the off-season now while awaiting the eventual shit show. 

[Disco Missile 456]

Actually it was an option with Ehlinger keying on the LB, and Sam made a bad call by pitching it. The center was open for him. Outside was covered.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Just now, Izhmash said:

Sorry...I am hitting the bourbon heavy.

I'm rolling with Corzo Anejo with a xanax chaser planned at the half. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Maryland rushes only 4; feels like 7.

[USMCHorn 1369]

Lmaooooooooooo we suuuuuuck

[NaTeWHO 850]

Lulz

[hookem48 4631]

2 minutes ago, Snacks said:

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.

stop.

fuck you, dude slid right into the hit, fuck this shit

[millhouse 2587]

Steps into the sack

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Fire Hand too.  We have no hand.

[Smax 3800]

same shit different coach

[Zepol87 9171]

4 man rush gets a sack. Fuck

[Neonmoon 38127]

Ehlinger still,sucks 

[TwiceHorn 31272]

I think I'm ready for Buechele.

[AUS-97HORN 11681]

0 for 4 on 3rd down.   its just like last year

[South Austin 52144]

This is Shawn Watson 2015 all over again.

[C-Man 27052]

This team is garbage

[Tailleur17 361]

OL is trash

[satyanash 14281]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

lets see if we can complete a pass

nope...

[Slade 263]

Just took a break to go outside for minute, are we still a shit sandwich?

It's not too hot today, I think I might take the dog to a walk on the seawall, anything instead of watching this shit. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Slade

[EuroHorn 3204]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The dilly dilly shit is getting old.

Well we have a dilly dilly team

[Bullneck 18987]

At least our offense stayed on the field for a few minutes.  By stamping on the leg of a MD player.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

Guys, comeon.....we hiding the playbook from bloU.

[TexasBeta 1261]

He's living off the Westlake thing. 

He’s the best fullback playing quarterback in college. I’m done with him.

[Pam Cummings 9579]

I literelly just looked at the TV doing the jags fan gif IRL

[TexasMan 10786]

Bring in Cameron Rising and do triple option stuff 

[Newy25 7638]

Sam sacked himself. 

3 and out. Again. 

[Penche Gringo 145]

We make these fuckers look like the ‘85 Bears

[Tracer Bullet 183]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Buy your tickets for the fucking Texas bowl

You're fucking delusional.  We aren't making a bowl game

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Whats better than an incompletion is that it keeps the clock moving.

[Celery Man 20886]

maryland hoping to keep it interesting

[BNB 100]

Alright, Alright.  That's enough of Sam.

[elfenix 34171]

3rd and 6 so let’s run fake jet sweep run by ehlinger for 1 yard.

You'll get sacked and you'll like it

[AUS-97HORN 11681]

they hit his plant leg

[GreenspointTexas 9566]

Lol we didnt learn anything from that punt that was almost blocked earier

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

I’m calling it 31-7 half time 

[Ldogg53 514]

I like when we sack ourselves.

[Hamttx 419]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Seriously, it seems we decided to be a drop back passing team without even running spread option now, even though Ehlinger is the running QB.  And last year the QB was our primary ball carrier when we had Buechele starting.  Mind boggling.

Yeah, this is a little confusing. I’m not sure what we are trying to be?

[atomheartbevo 89428]

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

If tom doesnt demote beck after this game, he’s WORSE than charlie.

Think about that.

WORSE than strong.
 

 

 

At least we aren’t guaranteeing him $70 million.  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

No one is open when they drop 7 guys and our routes are dog shit.

[Modessit 5596]

Sigh.

Tell me again about how great our receivers are in getting open?

[Disco Missile 456]

Good Lord. Way to take a sack Sam. 

He looks totally tuned out