2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Daichee Bell 2938]

Here’s my hot take. Herman is giving Hair Gel until the half to come up with something offensively. We are not down by too much as of yet. Orlando will adjust.

 

 

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[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I want to believe that Ellinger is overthinking to make sure he doesn’t repeat last year’s meltdowns.  But he hasn’t been sharp at all. 

[US183 125]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

it's interesting how much more open their receivers get than ours. I don't think it's the athletes that are the difference. So what might be the cause? hmmmm

They actually have the audacity to catch the ball ...

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Maryland’s last game was a 66-3 loss at home to Penn St just fyi. This program right now is a dumpster fire. No other way around it

[NoRagrets 1125]

This offense is hot garbage.

[Sgt Hulk 13839]

Time for a sweet 3 and out 

[TwiceHorn 31536]

Herman cementing his reputation for WTF games.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

it's interesting how much more open their receivers get than ours. I don't think it's the athletes that are the difference. So what might be the cause? hmmmm

[Stringer 1439]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

If only we had malik, deshon, and the other people who left early

Good teams don’t say shit like this.  

[GSU&UT 1798]

You don't just walk into Maryland for an 11am Central kickoff and expect a win.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We need to establish our dominance here and run it down there throats. 

Call up the TD play!

[Bruh Man 3160]

you guys remember that day kyler murray tweeted from the 40? good times..

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Can we get to a full Watson this drive?

[taybo20 2878]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Maryland playing field position.  Here comes another 3 and out 

Maryland outplaying us in every aspect of the game

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Anyone know of any squirrelly sites? FRS is dank as fuck and not cooperative.

[South Austin 52603]

Can I has a first down?

[Nicole44 22078]

At least Mack Brown was ride or die with an almost two time MNC winner(s). Put in Buch please

[perfectchaos007 6677]

We need to find a way to make this a one score game before half

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

this drive is the one.  if it tom lets beck continue this abortion they both deserve to go.  otherwise tom starts calling plays and we move the ball.

defense just kept us in it.  come on tom.  8 years is enough of this shit.

[Tailleur17 361]

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

remember the Texas Bowl vs. Arkansas 

We are still 1 yard short of a Watson

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Ehlinger looks worse now than he did in his very first game. 

every single QB since Colt has had the same problem.  we think they have mega potential to do well after some patches of greatness in their first game/ year..... and everyone of them sucks balls from that moment out..

[Twizzler 161]

Texas football just makes me feel bad now. 

I guess im a shitty fan, but it's become a fucking beating setting aside time for this.

 

[Dark Horse 2291]

On top of everything else, this game will be 5 hours long. 5 hours of thisnfucking shit. 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Dynamic.

[NaTeWHO 852]

Oline and backs look like shit.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Shit show....

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Time to schedule like Baylor. Need some damn high school teams to beat up on and build some damn confidence. 

[Firemans4Horn 18122]

This is pathetic. The misdirection couldnt fool helen keller

[Pam Cummings 9662]

Did Young just run backwards?

[TexasMan 10987]

JFC STOP RUNNING UP THE MIDDLE IT DOESN'T WORK 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

9.5 yards

but our own end zone isn’t that far back. 

[Tasking Monkey 16]

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

You suck no matter what board you're on.

[Tex Long 4445]

No mas

[UTEX_ME 4766]

how can we be worse on the OL, I was told more experience equals better line

[54_Strat 34]

WTF!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

lol..... i just fucking LOVE our  wait to run the ball playcalling.

 

and we just had 2 total plays for  zero yards

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Ok....punt from the 8

[elfenix 34332]

That was fucking horrible

[Zepol87 9191]

3rd and 10 sounds about right

[Gut Wagon 8087]

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

This drive is going 95 right here.  

95 inches.

Which way? 

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

Maryland gave up 66 points in its last game.

[Dahobbs 17681]

are we even fucking trying?

[Twizzler 161]

Yeah, dance around and lose yardage here

 

[clownin72 197]

Lol good God. Stellar defense by Maryland . Fuck this shit

[Blotto 23575]

Run game already in midseason form.

[Tracer Bullet 190]

I'm not trying to be hyperbolic but this is among the worst offensive performances I have seen in my life

[Radical Larry 28662]

Major to Wane McGarrity here.

[Limp Brisket 546]

So when are the home and home games with Alabama again?

[54_Strat 34]

BWAHAHAHA! Jesus. I'm depressed.

[EuroHorn 3268]

This team will be 1-4 going into OU weekend.