2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[elfenix 34001]

Is the band watching the game or just playing whatever the fuck they want?

[troph 23964]

Play calling is pussy league

Fuck this guy

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2648]

I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Can we get a lightning delay?

[US183 124]

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

You don't just walk into Maryland for an 11am Central kickoff and expect a win.

Its a long way to the eastern time zone 

[Coach pop a bitch 5458]

Another 3 and out

[Zepol87 9016]

He was open. Hit him in the numbers

[LonghornSean 3892]

Get Shane in there. Jesus

[Pam Cummings 9410]

That play was there to be made. Sam made a trash throw.

[Chief21 49]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

how can we be worse on the OL, I was told more experience equals better line

Apparently not

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

We suck.

[Washpark 176]

Referee feels sorry for us if they give it

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

3 and out... again.  i think thats the 3rd time?

[Firemans4Horn 16879]

That is a really bad throw 

[staboner 4938]

this is just like having someone rip my pubes out slowly for arts and crafts time

[Hook1997 5232]

Sam should be 1/7 now, can we give Shane a chance yet?!?!

[Texas 16]

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

[SideSlip 35]

3 minutes ago, 54_Strat said:

Two runs up the middle, then a sack coming up

Close...

[perfectchaos007 6528]

It’s incomplete 

[BillyGoatHill 4267]

FUCK YOU BECK!!!!

[WBT 20134]

Ehlinger self-pressured and rolled right on 3rd down?  I'm shocked I tell you.

[orange mocha 6]

No Safety 

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Time for a sweet 3 and out 

Yep of course 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8781]

solid drive, boys

[burntorangebongos 10641]

his toe looked in. Did he drop it?

[NowThis 931]

Sam loves the sidelne pass to a 7' receiver.  Also loves the self sack and generally doing stupid things. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2617]

Put ducking Shane in 

[MillerEP 30244]

Incomplete

[Fozzz 152]

Not a great job by Johnson but Sam could have made it a lot easier for him. 

[Newy25 7590]

3 plays. zero yards. 

Still no first down. 

 

Anyone know the school record for longest stretch without a first down? 

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

why are we  reviewing this?   he never has the ball it clearly hits the ground

[C-Man 26543]

Team is just showing nothing. Zilch. Nada.

What a fucking waste. Meanwhile, ZeroU is up eleventy billion to nothing on FAU.

[clownin72 194]

There isn't enough liquor in the world to handle this shit.

[Vito Andolini 9036]

But for the Duvernay catch, we’re showing absolutely no offensive ability. 

[NaTeWHO 838]

Punting out of the end zone could be a disaster.

[troph 23964]

I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

Hi! Haven’t seen you around. Thought about you the other day...!

[Tailleur17 361]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

So when are the home and home games with Alabama again?

Hopefully never.

[utexas8 1433]

Remember that one time when Texas threw to the middle of the field and they scored.


Why is texas allergic to the middle of the field?


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[WBT 20134]

Just now, Texas said:

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

We've seen that plenty

[clownin72 194]

What a fucking fraud

[burntorangebongos 10641]

put the stache in.

[taybo20 2804]

Actually looks like a catch to me... but still a yard short

[Kenny Powers 45]

Buechele for the 2nd half save? Honestly him throwing shit up is better than this bullshit. 

 

[Redneck Mutha 7832]

Review gives our punter a rest.  

[BrazilHorn 6552]

There’s no replay in stadium. NFL that isn’t showing replay to fans at game. Just a fucking joke

[Red Five 40125]

If this is the offense we’re going to run, for whatever reason, yeah put in Shane.

[EuroHorn 3144]

We have 50 total yards and two first downs.  Haha

[TexasMan 10640]

 

[millhouse 2573]

Shane has a stache, put him in

[ALexusTexus7 114]

Good teams don’t say shit like this.  

We’re not a good team. Haven’t been for a long time.


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