2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[RamjetFDO 10578]

Pornstache!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13132]

Is the entire team still asleep?

[perfectchaos007 6679]

Just now, utexas8 said:

Remember that one time when Texas threw to the middle of the field and they scored.


Why is texas allergic to the middle of the field?


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Our QB would probably throw more INTs there

[Celery Man 21021]

[4th&Five 41617]

I was upset about missing ou for ACL. Hahahahaha!!!!

[taybo20 2887]

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Punting out of the end zone could be a disaster.

This game already is

[elfenix 34356]

Out of bounds, but maintained possession.

 

Beuchele looks like a child molester

 

 

[ousux 5602]

Wow..

Should have stocked up on metallic paint and model airplane glue yesterday..

[40acresaustin 7]

How about that mustache on Shane Buechele, solid. 

[Disco Missile 456]

2 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

Oline and backs look like shit.

O line not pushing anyone.

The backs are good enough but the plays are always slow developing, giving the defense time to react and collapse.

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

We’re....not good.

[South Austin 52657]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

put the stache in.

Why not? Other than the Duvernay leaping grab, what the fuck has Sam done?

[dark54555 72]

What is is that has gone so fundamentally wrong with this program to look like this year in and year out?


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[Coach pop a bitch 5504]

I'm really starting to feel the 9.95 koolaid I drank 

[Bruh Man 3160]

colin johnson wakes up when buch is in the game.

[Bateshorn 9942]

Gonna be fun going 5-7 this season

[LonghornSean 4031]

Holy fucking shit

[Radical Larry 28664]

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

We suck butthole

[LonghornJudas 1110]

Great punt.

[Fozzz 152]

Besides lacking accuracy and touch, Sam looks like a promising QB. 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Fucking knew it.

[shakahorn 1650]

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

9.5 yards

If Johnson caught that pass you would've been right.

[Zepol87 9198]

Of course this happens

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Oh my god.

[Gut Wagon 8097]

“Things aren’t going so well in the passing game.” Master of understatement. 

[Bullneck 19262]

Now would be a good time for a 30 yard punt.  

[MillerEP 30501]

Lol. And the hits just keep coming

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5504]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Nick Diaz 107]

Oh cool, even our punting is shit now

[Texas 16]

Why does Shane have a baby Caterpillar on his upper lip? Clown show

[burntorangebongos 10752]

fucking shitty punt when we don't need one.

[GreenspointTexas 9705]

Its over

 

 

herman is fired on monday

[elnimo 55]

TD incoming

[UTEX_ME 4770]

WE. FUCKING. SUCK.

[Dark Horse 2310]

Knew that was going to happen eventually. 

[millhouse 2635]

Solid!

[C-Man 27293]

Dicko’s cousin fucking sucks

[Pam Cummings 9688]

It's just sad that as soon as that ball was downed inside the 5, we knew how it would end up. Now a shanked punt. Texas fans have every right to revolt.

[RoyalBevo21 810]

5 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Here’s my hot take. Herman is giving Hair Gel until the half to come up with something offensively. We are not down by too much as of yet. Orlando will adjust.

 

 

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You can't adjust poor angles and Gap control at halftime. That was what the previous 9 months were for..... 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

What a shit punt. This is fucking embarrassing

[EuroHorn 3273]

I’m guessing 31-7 at the half

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Lol. 

[AUS-97HORN 11825]

just like his cousin.... first time under real pressure and he chokes the kick.

 

[Tailleur17 361]

This is truly a nightmare. 

[Sgt Hulk 13923]

Beahahahahahahaha.   If we win 3 games this year I’ll be shocked 

[Topper13 3412]

Put in the stache, fuck it

[Redneck Mutha 8021]

holy fuck he almost whiffed it

[pevodog 14]

Terrible bad


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[MNLonghornFUKM 8833]

LMFAO