2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Pam Cummings 9718]

I don't think he controlled that ball.

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Fuck me in the ass with a rusty nail. That would be more pleasant than watching this shit.

[FizzleFish 137]

Damn. Just now turning the game on. Wow...now another Maryland td.

[taybo20 2976]

We are getting fully embarrassed now

 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Tom Herman will be fired after this season. Book it.

that's a $15 mil buyout no? 

[Chief21 49]

Holy shit. This is just pathetic

[shakahorn 1650]

One time in high school, in a JV game, our punter punted for 15 yards and we made fun of him for the rest of the season.

[CowboyFred 1157]

Because of course 

[Fat Bastard 625]

I’m out. Go Astros. 

[pearlandhorn 3333]

Fuck this.

[UTEX_ME 4785]

I don't think Texas will ever be good at football again. Rice is our future.

[staboner 5017]

getting blown out. LMAO

[TexasMan 11286]

 

[Valmy77 13456]

I cannot believe Ehlinger blew that pass. His receiver was wide open.

And then it hurts us big time.

[1978horn 901]

Is this when he tweets to CDC start?

[US183 156]

We should have given up a safety a kicked , instead of punts like that

[Pancho 45572]

1 minute ago, thestud said:

holy shit nice kick Kangaroo Jack

 

I’ve been laughing at this for 2 straight minutes.

But I’ve been laughing at this team for 35 straight minutes.

I will be drinking for the next 12 hours

[crony 365]

Dude throws like a junior high schooler and we're making him look like Brady

[0xdeadbeef 1654]

Damn.  I could punt 15 yards and I'm old as hell.

... And another defensive breakdown...furk.

[Xcalibur 546]

Dam just broke.  Fuck us.

[Coach pop a bitch 5833]

I'm choosing to be optimistic

Just get one score before half

[Macanudo 13103]

I'm going to go masturbate to some midget clown paraplegic porn.   It's less disturbing.  

[Bullneck 19326]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its over

 

 

herman is fired on monday

Ballgame?

[Brothahorn 10088]

Of course.

We are going to lose.

[Disco Missile 456]

24-7 Maryland, 8:32 2nd Q

[Nicole44 22198]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this drive is the one.  if it tom lets beck continue this abortion they both deserve to go.  otherwise tom starts calling plays and we move the ball.

defense just kept us in it.  come on tom.  8 years is enough of this shit.

Tom is a a dipshit. Beck is a dipshit. Put in Buch

[Sgt Hulk 14114]

There is literally no fucking recruit that willow ant to come to this dumpster fire shit show fuckup waste of a football team 

[GreenspointTexas 9881]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is worse than Kansas. 

Absolutely

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Why not? Other than the Duvernay leaping grab, what the fuck has Sam done?

1/6 for 0 yards. -2 yards rushing. Pretty stout performance.

[Topper13 3528]

Time to get blackout drunk

[BrazilHorn 6666]

Maryland looks and is playing sooooo much more physical than Texas is. 

It is not even close. Texas is just getting their shit pushed in. 

It’s even scarier as this team last year showed shit in terms of half time adjustments. 

[Pam Cummings 9718]

Just now, Texas said:

First question at the presser better be, "how was Maryland so much more prepared to play this game in every phase of the game, with all they have going on, than you guys?" I'd love to see smug Tom's face.

Yeah, no excuse for this. Texas was smug and snigfing their own farts and nobody was ready to play.

[Radical Larry 28685]

[MillerEP 30576]

We really are snakebit

[elnimo 55]

That’s not on Cousin of Dicko. That’s on the team.

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[Bruh Man 3160]

Just now, dark54555 said:

What is is that has gone so fundamentally wrong with this program to look like this year in and year out?


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look at the qbs we've passed on. the list of superior qbs we've passed on is almost 10 deep.

[Twizzler 176]

What's the strength ifnnthis team?

[ButtFumble 5199]

Just now, Newy25 said:

You just have to laugh at how fucking terrible we are. 

Stocked full of upperclassmen. No injuries. No excuses. 

 

And getting blown out by a bad football team. 

 

being coached by an assistant you left out that little capper

[Rockethorn1978 6154]

That’s called utilizing your talent. Not Texas we make sure we spread it around even to guys that are meh. Embarrassing.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

No excuse for this.  Bad coaching. 

[Zavala 1384]

Why do they keep showing the punter? 

Show Timmy Beck who cant dig this offense out of the endzone.

[Redneck Mutha 8090]

On pace for 72-21?  

[Laxtonto 12793]

So down 2 LBs a CB and our OL gets no push...

 

Not looking too good to start the season 

[cabowabo 4578]

Anyone know when the McCain funeral is?

[Newy25 7813]

That’s it for me. Tour de Fat still going on in Ft Collins and that is a more productive use of a Saturday. 

Herman has to clean house on his staff and he will be coaching for his job in year 3. We know how this song goes by now. 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

embarrassing. Kiffin the whole team at the airport 

[Disco Missile 456]

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Tom Herman will be fired after this season. Book it.

THREE. YEARS.
It's a rule or something.

[USNALonghorn 5100]

Fuck this, I'm taking a nap

[Gut Wagon 8152]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

I’m guessing 31-7 at the half

Your faith in our ability to hold them to 31 is puzzling. 

[Valmy77 13456]

Man, I am so tired of this garbage.