2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Bevo Num1 1011]

I missed the first quarter. Who receives to open the 2nd half?

We do.

[millhouse 2604]

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Texas is back. 

Yeah, they thought that after ND two years ago...

[ButtFumble 5172]

Just now, hookem48 said:

just kick the extra point you fucking idiots

the data from the CRAY 1 said to go for 2

[TexasTroll 454]

Where the duck was dicker the kicker???

bar stop chanting....

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

Herman’s 4th down/2 point record at Texas is pathetic

[LonghornSean 3994]

Right call to go for two.  The earlier you have the information on made/missed the better.

 

Just needed a better (different) play.

[Tex Long 4385]

OK, mas

[kevwun 15774]

At least Sam threw the ball away.  Much better than forcing something.

Edited September 1, 2018 by kevwun

[Fozzz 152]

Just now, hookem48 said:

just kick the extra point you fucking idiots

You’re obviously not a mensa member. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Nice comeback. But how on earth do you decide to throw that into the stands? 

Concussion's damn hard to come back from.

[Laxtonto 12080]

Can we just do a full scale tempo run game set to start the 2nd half

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13582]

Throw it away. Live for another play. That's football smarts.

[Zavala 1384]

ITS WHEELER TIME!!!!!

[Dark Horse 2280]

Probably should have kicked it but oh well. 

[54_Strat 34]

Herman called the TD play and Beck called the 2-point play?

[naija 2854]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What a strange half of football to start the season 

i'm befuddled

[MillerEP 30454]

17 seconds to return a turnover

[dad 557]

That’s really the best 2 point play we have?

Only*

[Tailleur17 361]

Just now, millhouse said:

Yeah, they thought that after ND two years ago...

No one with a brain thought that. 

[staboner 4969]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Might need to develop a new 2-point play or two instead of running the same one all the time.

a team not in our conference knows we run the same fucking back fade route to the TE when in this situation and they were prepared for its. hilarious. 

[hookem48 4687]

kick the extra point and get the ball to start the second half, damn

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Two tall receivers in the same area of the end zone. Of course you toss it in the stands.

[ButtFumble 5172]

Just now, Fozzz said:

You’re obviously not a mensa member. 

 

or a football data consultant

[clapclapclap 9000]

Anyone got a good deal on a steering wheel?  I beat the crap out of mine for most of the first half.

[Newdoc 3439]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Obvious pass interference and still got the TD.

And announcers too ignorant to even mention the PI.

[Rustic Horn 929]

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Back in it.  Let’s do his shit!  Come on defense!

[ousux 5597]

I like the fight some of the players have..

Freshman are showing promise, as well as some boneheaded freshman shit. (On D)

[Michael Knight 12977]

millennials love video games

[FizzleFish 137]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wudda liked a better run/ pass play option on the 2 point play.  But Im not gonna complain about going for 2 it was the right choice

Agree. It’s what our qb runs the best.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

I miss the old fashion run it up their ass for 2 play call.

[clapclapclap 9000]

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Phew, glad they sent it to halftime. They must have not seen the USC film from last year

[williemackgarza 1826]

Wtf? Throw it! Shoulda kicked it

[SurlyBDR 22776]

I'm not going to even attempt to go back and read previous pages... but has Mensa taken over this offense or what? 

The offense is a completely different unit the last 2 drives

Edited September 1, 2018 by SurlyBDR
..except for the dumbass 2 point attempt

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Thank you Tom Herman for taking over play calling duties. Dude is fired up.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

And maybe Orlando pulled his head out of his ass about the same time?

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

millennials love video games

Kirk says dumb things sometimes a lot

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

CJ is a beast.

Did Sam just throw away a 2 pt conversion?  Like against OU last year on 4th down?

Regard is regarded. Still no football IQ 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

I'm not going to even attempt to go back and read previous pages... but has Mensa taken over this offense or what? 

The offense is a completely different unit the last 2 drives

I think so.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

for you guys getting the game....any update on Hager?

[UDontKnow 10444]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

He needs to be benched for the rest of the year since they won't leave him at BWI like they should.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium

[Kenny Powers 45]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Nice comeback. But how on earth do you decide to throw that into the stands? 

I'd rather have him throw it into the stands than try and force something. With our luck that bitch would've been housed off a pick

[Guitarman 28]

Well, then. They flipped the switch. Nice.

[Bullneck 19079]

Two kinds of cars: "Blah" and "Meh."

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Can we just do a full scale tempo run game set to start the 2nd half

This.

Put Danny Young and Tre/Keo in there, run the dual rb spread with 3 wrs. Put a guy in motion and have him be an "H" back if needed.

These TEs are fucking garbage. They should not sniff the field with the talent we have at WR and RB. 

I'm thinking the triple option out of 2rb shotgun spread, but maybe putting too much faith in Sam.

[40acresaustin 7]

Haha How is this shit show only a 2pt game at the half?

[Auto Driller 2504]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

I can’t help but think that the sudden offensive revival was not Beck’s work.

[Slacks 6819]

looks like I need to move more furniture.


anybody's Mom need her bed moved?