2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[George 492]

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Why would anyone mount a mahi that small?

Just looks small next to the large woman

[satyanash 14481]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

Going for it was fine. Why the hell did Sam throw it OOB? Just toss it into the endzone and at least give Collin/LJH a chance to come down with it. An INT doesn't hurt us.

[NoRagrets 1125]

Never go for two until the 4q

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Leon Gellert The Jester in the Trench

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Just gonna have a little halftime angry sex

Pics of you naked or gtfo

[GRHorn 105]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Just gonna have a little halftime angry sex

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

4 minutes ago, Assman said:

Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum.  He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.

Tell them to lure him into the oven exhibit and fire that bitch up.  

[EtOH 63]

Everyone’s in position. The defense is going to the right spots. The reads are all accurate. 

But they spent the first quarter and a half doing a walk through. Like they were trotting through the plays, not actually playing a game. Not ready. Not ready. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Yup, but if we are even in a close game, it's all shit. 

It was about momentum.  We had it all. Just need a mouth punch coming out of the half

[ousux 5597]

I tried to tell you bitches getting angsty we didn't get the top rated RB in the country last year that Ingram was no slouch..

Saw him pretty much single handedly take over the state championship game his JR year. I think it was Abilene (Wylie?) They beat coached by a txhsfb hall of famer known for his defenses...and Case Keenum.

[LTtxfan 49181]

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

One of the perks of being a Longhorn fan right now is the early opportunities for heavy drinking.

Being down what 17 pts, and now only 2pts at half.... and get the Ball 1st with Wheeler returning in 2nd half after losing Gary..... I'll take it...

[54_Strat 34]

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

Yeah, it looked like they briefly tried to massage it out and then were trying to stretch it.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Leon Gellert The Jester in the Trench

Dude who buys and wears a big 12 hat hahahahaha. Wood though.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

Except the trainers were manipulating his ankle before he walked off. 

[Magus Ossis 2798]

1. Joining them in that pregame celebration was not so much classy as dumb. This is a game of emotion, and we surrendered the initiative.

2. Hag injury — it looked like they were examining his ankle from what I saw. Hopefully and possibly not a knee.

[Treefidy 1463]

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

It needs to be Tre or Keontay in the backfield all damn day. They looked great!

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Nice to see wheeler warming up

[Tailleur17 361]

8 minutes ago, SideSlip said:

I see your Alzheimer’s is progressing nicely.

Musberger said that. Again, no one with a brain thought that.

[UDontKnow 10444]

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Nice to see wheeler warming up

aka "Prison"

[Disco Missile 456]

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

Except the trainers were manipulating his ankle before he walked off. 

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

[Laxtonto 12080]

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

[South Austin 52479]

So did Herman shove a few plays down Beck’s throat?

[Jersey Man10 3528]

And yall said wearing a jersey was a bad idea.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

I was starting to question leaving Ehlinger in and just swapping out Buechele to give the team a boost. I think Herman made the right choice— either taking over or pushing play calls. You could see the team got a lift from somewhere. Mensa

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

That’s what is so awesome about being married. They are right there. No hunting at all. Damn

[South Austin 52479]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

He may have been Watson’ed.

[54_Strat 34]

Brian Davis said it looked like it was just cramps

[pacman 7355]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

To keep them from targeting.

That's what the flag and penalty yardage is for..

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1604]

It does feel like Herman took over playing calling in the second.  First quarter had Beck’s stink all over it.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

Yeah, I was trying to say that it wasn’t his achilles. 

[Radical Larry 28588]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He may have been Watson’ed.

I hope they leave his ass in DC

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

"Collaborative effort"

"We welcome input from all the coaches"

"It's not Tim Beck's Offense, it's the Texas Offense"

[54_Strat 34]

Bob Ballou said Hager is expected to return

[US183 125]

4 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year.... except Becks went for a loss

Edited September 1, 2018 by US183

[Modessit 5600]

Hey! Just quit your job? Come buy an expensive car!

[Zepol87 9185]

And yall said wearing a jersey was a bad idea.

He's not fucking them

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1604]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what is so awesome about being married. They are right there. No hunting at all. Damn

And apparently your hubs has zero stam.

[GRHorn 105]

13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Looks like she has one of those weird, flat asses. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Hager is a cramp. Expected back. 

D. Davis out with a neck injury 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Fuck Tim Beck
Per LHN just now

[gaspar 102]

9 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26447]

10 minutes ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

he was walking on it, so a blown achilles seems unlikely

[Radical Larry 28588]

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Looks like she has one of those weird, flat asses. 

Yeah, but those titties aren't flat.

[Valmy77 13226]

Alright...a nice comeback...maybe we can get this thing back on track.

[CastHorn 811]

Hager had a cramp. He’ll be back

[Treefidy 1463]

1 minute ago, US183 said:

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year....

Seriously, that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that.  Except the rest of the play call was good enough that it worked.  In our case the play call was for the QB to run for his life. 

[54_Strat 34]

Just now, gaspar said:

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

Cramps. He's expected to return.

[SideSlip 35]

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Dude who buys and wears a big 12 hat hahahahaha. Wood though.

I don’t think that’s a dude, but it is Austin, so I could be wrong.

[LonghornSean 3994]

Come out and take the lead and keep momentum