2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[BrazilHorn 6577]

Pouring now. Folks evacuating. Total shitshow. 

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

RIP Longhorns in Landover.

[utexas8 1433]

Whole day is fucked up now. We better come out and win this or my bad day becomes a weekend and probably a season.

I used to be like that. Go into every game thinking they’ll lose and it makes life better. When they win, you cherish it more because you don’t know when the next ones coming lol.


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[Huckleberry 32710]

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

You sure it's not getting heavier?

[WBT 20443]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

Huh, it usually darkens during a thunderstorm

[Hefeweizen 5307]

So … we're still fucked?

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

What type?  Sammy Sosa or Michael Jackson?

[Radical Larry 28533]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

You sure it's not getting heavier?

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger

[Macanudo 12936]

9 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

[Domedriver 655]

We need to use some mud to fuck up some turtles!  Angry and not going to take it any more.

Pure crap on play calling.  Herman fire some one or get the fuck out and go hang at some tity bars.  You are not cutting it!

[Wishbone 4739]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They didn't stop the game because of rain......lightening.

This. And it hasn’t gotten there yet. It has to get there, and at least 30 min. pass since a lightning strike, and then resume. It’s only moving 8mph. This could be a while.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

It was actually leinhartening.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

With our luck, they’ll be unable to resume, we will lose because they call the game immediately following turtle go-ahead score.

[TexasMan 10786]

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

[The Dude 1244]

Id keep playing  I dont think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while

[LonghornJudas 1090]

That commercial with that Cal player, banana, and eggs is about to get torn apart...

[LTtxfan 49017]

Disappointed in DL's ability to pressure QB.  TEXAS just seems hesitant on Defense.

Offense still trying to find its rhythm, but seemed to play better when up tempo was used.  CDC probably needs to make sure opener not verses P5 Team for a while till Herman finds an offensive identity.....

[Deej 76599]

In the concourse. Looks like a homeless shelter.

[TwiceHorn 31322]

I mean, some of the defensive woes are explained by losing experienced talent and replacing it with inexperience and possibly less talent.

 

I mean, no Poona ffs.  But the rest of it  . . . . .

[BrazilHorn 6577]

The Uber lot walk will kill some septuagenarians. Is solid mile away and it’s   pouring.  

[Newdoc 3433]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

 

In the concourse. Looks like a fallout shelter.

 

FIFY

[Magus Ossis 2784]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

In the concourse. Looks like a homeless shelter.

It’s worse than not having a home. They don’t have a pass rush or an offensive coordinator.

[Macanudo 12936]

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

[Radical Larry 28533]

T&Ps Deej

[Goodman 3273]

Just now, Macanudo said:

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

boycott 

[Bozo_Casanova 26336]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

In the concourse. Looks like a homeless shelter.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

In the concourse. Looks like a homeless shelter.

They look like this thread and this team lol

[BrazilHorn 6577]

If I’m FS1 I’d show Charles in Charge reruns vs this game. 

[BigHorn'13 3357]

Just now, Macanudo said:

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

Yeah we suck so bad they probably would put that game on 2 channels. 

[Deej 76599]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

T&Ps Deej

Not me. A friend sent that.

[Chrispy 132]

Just now, Macanudo said:

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

We’re not that lucky 

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Just now, Macanudo said:

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

Then their ratings will go up?  

We don't deserve to be on any channel.

[EtOH 63]

Fuck it. We’re an 8 win team if we get lucky. The Matrix Oracle says, sorry Tom, you aren’t The One. Time to move on. Can’t be this unprepared for Part Deaux. 

[Radical Larry 28533]

Not me. A friend sent that.

Ok. I take back those T&Ps.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Ousux, frogs, and mountaineers appear to have their shit together. We better wake up.

[elnimo 55]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

In the concourse. Looks like a homeless shelter.

Accurate representation of Surly posters.

[pacman 7331]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Disappointed in DL's ability to pressure QB.  TEXAS just seems hesitant on Defense.

Offense still trying to find its rhythm, but seemed to play better when up tempo was used.  CDC probably needs to make sure opener not verses P5 Team for a while till Herman finds an offensive identity.....

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

that latest end-around by maryland, that got them a first down, pj locke was free when the runner turned the corner. locke proceeded to run right into a blocker, straight into him, with no wiggle or attempt to avoid him

boyd, at this point, is the only one to try and wiggle through, fight off a block

 

the other qb hits are free runs

[Bevo Num1 1007]

The anti-forcefield.

[Honeysucklerose 960]

The Uber lot walk will kill some septuagenarians. Is solid mile away and it’s   pouring.  

That walk was brutal for my 75 year old uncle

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Fluid situation! Oh you crazy reporters!

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

"It's a fluid situation"

 

[Radical Larry 28533]

Pizza has replaced chicken strips. 

 

[Auto Driller 2504]

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean, some of the defensive woes are explained by losing experienced talent and replacing it with inexperience and possibly less talent.

 

I mean, no Poona ffs.  But the rest of it  . . . . .

Malcom Roach at MLB was not good. He needs to be on the DL. Also, McCulloch needs go wrap up when he tackles.

[VivaNaranja 466]

33 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'd like to see a good reasoning behind this. Why would Maryland want this? Its not like they were going to come even close to selling out that stadium. UT fans are not going to make up the difference with the game being that far away and at 11am. I remember when OU played Cincinnati earlier this decade, they did the same. They played where the Bengals did and it was a terrible atmosphere. Besides a very select few games (Texas/OU, Florida/Georgia), games need to be played at the campuses. Fuck all these games at these pro stadium domes every year.

#bleachergate

[Bevo Num1 1007]

Ordering pizzas. Great.

[Mikey4 2476]

What happens if FS1 decides to show (maybe a better) Cal game?

We stage an internet riot and sit in and protest.

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

Lulz.  We went from one of Robert Smith's playoff teams to a .500 team in like 30 mins.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

that latest end-around by maryland, that got them a first down, pj locke was free when the runner turned the corner. locke proceeded to run right into a blocker, straight into him, with no wiggle or attempt to avoid him

boyd, at this point, is the only one to try and wiggle through, fight off a block

 

the other qb hits are free runs

Yes, our tackling is decent when we get a shot. We are not dodging or shedding blocks to get those shots sometimes.

[DigglerontheHoof 21082]

This is almost the same team as last year...weak online, inconsistent QB but, probably, worse defense.

6-6, here we come!