2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[BigHorn'13 3357]

15 minutes away

[LTtxfan 49015]

Just now, elfenix said:

guess i should walk the dog now

Is that what they call it nowadays??

[DanTheHorn 4902]

Well it did say ET. I am use to seeing EST

Edited September 1, 2018 by DanTheHorn

[BigHorn'13 3357]

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

Kickoff to us, just inside the 4th quarter

[mulletpelini 5210]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

On FS1 or somewhere else??

I'm hearing Oxygen or Bravo

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

SO we get the ball to start. 2 zone read handoffs in the middle and a 5 yard out punt 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Anyone at the stadium, how does the field look?

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

Kickoff to us, just inside the 4th quarter

Thank you

[Born Burnt 6170]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players...

Flatbreads is what I heard.

[FizzleFish 137]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

I think we have the ball. They scored. Can’t remember if they kicked off or not. About 14 minutes left in fourth.

[Deej 76599]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

SO we get the ball to start. 2 zone read handoffs in the middle and a 5 yard out punt 

Seems like a good time for Sam to throw a bad INT.

[LTtxfan 49015]

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

Kickoff to TEXAS....14:25 left in 4th qtr

[Bozo_Casanova 26336]

17 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Fuck that. We're Texas. We field a better fucking team and measure ourselves against the best we can find. Your opinion is humble, indeed. Too humble. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Bozo_Casanova

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm hearing Oxygen or Bravo

lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

[Dark Horse 2263]

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

From what I read elsewhere the 4:30 p.m.is EST so it is 3:30 CST. https://www.burntorangenation.com/football/2018/9/1/17809608/texas-longhorns-maryland-terrapins-weather-delay-information-rain

Thanks for explaining how time zones work. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Dark Horse

[FizzleFish 137]

I think we need to run Sam more.

Edited September 1, 2018 by FizzleFish

[Wishbone 4739]

10 minutes biotches.

[Gut Wagon 8053]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

He was wrong in 2006, but even he can see how bad our offense is these days. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5785]

They didn't really order pizza during the delay, did they? 

[SurlyBDR 22683]

[Neonmoon 38127]

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

They didn't really order pizza during the delay, did they? 

It was a euphemism

[Radical Larry 28533]

Pizza was nixed but they ordered JITB tacos. 99 for $2. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5941]

I guess, at this point, the winner will just be the team with more heart.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

[Macanudo 12936]

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

Leinart can suck my dick.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

Friend of mine calls Lifetime Movies the "It's His Fault Network."

[Tailleur17 361]

BlowU is gonna kill us. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Pizza? Y’all are bullshitting right? I refuse to believe this is true

[TexArcher 37553]

God dammit, hurry up.  I need to know if I'm happy or sad.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

So like now.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

10 minutes biotches.

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute biotches.

Edited September 1, 2018 by Magus Ossis

[MillerEP 30348]

lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

 

I heard Comedy Central in Texas and Cartoon Network in Maryland (or maybe I have that backwards)

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

We are here. So we might as well win 

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I guess, at this point, the winner will just be the team with more heart.

well thats kinda tough.  MD killed theirs, and we lost ours about 8 years ago

[EtOH 63]

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

[Deej 76599]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Pizza was nixed but they ordered JITB tacos. 99 for $2. 

Then they definitely shit themselves. Fantastic.

[Macanudo 12936]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

[BigHorn'13 3357]

Back on the field

[Mossyhorn 143]

gettin ready...

[mr. sunshine 2824]

10 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

BYU.

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.gif

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, Magus Ossis said:

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute bioches.

Noice.

[Bevo Num1 1007]

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, EtOH said:

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

Username checks out.

[Tailleur17 361]

Field looks soaked. 

[DanTheHorn 4902]

Hope they stop sucking and pull out this game

[LonghornSean 3942]

Why do TV commentators constantly use the phrase unanswered points when those points were eventually answered (Rob Stone: "Texas reeled off 22 unanswered points).

 

Just say consecutive.

[thunderlounge 7764]

Anyone else get the impression during the Kiffin post-game that he was just hoping not to be pulled off the bus when he gets back?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

It’s prob humid and muggy as fuck too

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13555]

Oy, it's so humid, it's like a sauna in here! 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Macanudo said:

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

Jfc guys it’s a joke. Long day huh.