2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[FizzleFish 137]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Why do we run those stupid fucking plays 

That play gets other teams massive yardage. Yet we haven’t been able to run it going back to Greg Davis. 

[Newdoc 3433]

Makes you want to put your head into a brick wall.

[Yuk 1510]

Tom Herman, about that hangnail.

[Tailleur17 361]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Wtf! That play call right here shows me why we will win 7 games. 2 yards and we throw a quick out because we don’t have a dominate run game. Unbelievable. 

Dominant

[Sejjr 3246]

We are probably the only team in the country who has NEVER been able to execute that shitty screen play. Yet we constantly run it. Fucking maddening. 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Wtf! That play call right here shows me why we will win 7 games. 2 yards and we throw a quick out because we don’t have a dominate run game. Unbelievable. 

They’ll be lucky to win 5 this year. 

[hookem48 4636]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

CJ needs to learn how to block if he hopes to be a high round draft pick..

he knows how, he chooses not to

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Need some magic dust, stat.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking sideways shit.  Just great.

Yeah, you woukd think this shitty ass turd would change the ideas to vertical 

 

Meanwhile, maryland should be fucked with their gimmick offense in these horrible field conditions. If they switch to just passing we are screwed maybe.

[Bateshorn 9908]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

our tax dollars at work.

Actually, previous owner paid for it

[cmontexas 3255]

That bullshit effort is why CJ will never be an NFL player

[Billy Pilgrim 1913]

East-west passes worked so well in the 1stQ, sure let’s go back to that in the fourth

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Hager whiffs continue 

[Bruh Man 3160]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Are you fucking serious?????

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING MARYLAND.

Stop it. We've been in the desert for nearly a decade. Until we get right we should start scheduling cupcakes first game of the year. Let this team get some fucking confidence for once to start the season. TCU, OU and A&M are all feeling really good about themselves right now.

[Tailleur17 361]

Gashed

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

instant 1st down for MD

[TexArcher 37553]

How many fucking times do we have to see it before we can stop it?

[Gut Wagon 8053]

Jet ski sweep

[clownin72 194]

Lol more jet sweeps

[Sejjr 3246]

Now comes death by 1000 paper cuts defense. 

[Zavala 1384]

Strip the FUCKINF BALLL

[Newy25 7638]

Is it totally predictable that they drive down the field and score to end this game? I must have battered wife syndrome because that is what I envision. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Literally cannot stop that. These guys suck

[burntorangebongos 10681]

too wet for the jet sweep.

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

There we go

 

[George 487]

Now for the fake and bomb

[TexArcher 37553]

Nice pursuit.  One more, fellas.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

friction doesn't exist int his universe 

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

too wet for the jet sweep.

Too hot in the hot tub

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Stop it. We've been in the desert for nearly a decade. Until we get right we should start scheduling cupcakes first game of the year. Let this team get some fucking confidence for once to start the season. TCU, OU and A&M are all feeling really good about themselves right now.

you are typing these words like the majority of the next 10 years fucking schedule isnt already signed and under contract.    wake up its not fucking happening

[Dark Horse 2263]

3rd and long, our specialty. 

[Macanudo 12936]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

too wet for the jet sweep.

That's what she said.

[FizzleFish 137]

Hold here

[burntorangebongos 10681]

shit!

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Fuck you, Boyd.  Just fuck you.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Boyd you fucking suck

[TexArcher 37553]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, COME ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

[Zavala 1384]

SLIP N SLIDE FIELLD FUCK ONLY THE REFS CAN SAVE EM NOW

AND THEY WILL

BULL FUCKINF SHIT

[Wally Pryor 5245]

Lulz PI

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Fuck me

[NaTeWHO 851]

That's pretty fucking weak.

[F250 28716]

For fucks sake.

[FizzleFish 137]

U have got to be shitting me

[Newy25 7638]

Lol. 3rd and 11 and you knew that was coming. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Boyd strikes again 

[Macanudo 12936]

Ouch

 

[AUS-97HORN 11687]

3rd and long our fucking achilles heel.     we love, love, love to let the other team convert on 3rd and more than 10.

[Chief21 49]

I don't know about that call

[Dark Horse 2263]

Team is piss poor. 

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Lmao at boyd wanting to leave early last season