2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[runthebone 7933]

Great job limiting that to a 90 yard drive

[Tailgate 3018]

Shit show...first episode...

[BNB 100]

Took a nap woke up to some good D. Let's go Horns!

[TexArcher 37547]

One of these days, Texas football is going to make me literally kill someone.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Gut check time 

[Redneck Mutha 7936]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

so do we score a touchdown?

Does ou not suck?

[US183 124]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

I watch the TEXAS/ usc NCG on a regular basis .....

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

so do we score a touchdown?

Sure.  Next week.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Glad they kicked the FG.  If we were still down 2, I wouldn't want it coming down to our own FG kicker anyway.

Truth

[Tailleur17 361]

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

[Newy25 7638]

We need good play calling from Beck and Sam to play smart football. So, we got this. 

Then our defense has  to play smart football and not give up cheap yards with stupid penalties. 

[BillyGoatHill 4278]

Just now, Nivek said:

B12 refs have been corrupt for several years.

That was my point......starts with John Bible. A UT alum.....cocksucker.

[Nick Diaz 107]

Tim Beck is going to call 3 passing plays in a row after seeing how the slick wet field makes rushing the ball easier.

 

We're going to go 3 and out, then waste 3 time outs trying to stop them, game will end when they jet sweep on a 3rd and 4 for a 50 yard TD.

[Radical Larry 28533]

How long has this been going on?

[Macanudo 12936]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I thought it was, first you make a roux?

Fuck Tom Herman.    

[bad_teammate 13145]

Just now, Newdoc said:

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

Thin skin won't survive long.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

So glad I have dinner plans and I have to leave. I don’t even give a fuck if we win. Knowing we have to watch this bullshit every week makes me have pink eye. So tired of watching Texas blow dick and coaches talk us up in the off season then they walk out the tunnel and look like fucktards along with this shit stain coaching staff.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

That was last year’s Sam. Jury is out on this year’s.....

[NoRagrets 1125]

Just now, Nick Diaz said:

Tim Beck is going to call 3 passing plays in a row after seeing how the slick wet field makes rushing the ball easier.

 

We're going to go 3 and out, then waste 3 time outs trying to stop them, game will end when they jet sweep on a 3rd and 4 for a 50 yard TD.

Can't argue with that forecast

[El Guapo 16]

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.
 

I'm still pissed about Arkansas 2003 (I think).

[FizzleFish 137]

You know we are going to have some good play get called back and put us in 3rd and long.

[Sandman 3403]

When teams try to take a delay and the other team declines, why don't they just false start on the next snap? Can't decline those.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

3

[Dahobbs 17455]

So, tempo worked well in the 2nd quarter. So of course we abandoned it. Maybe we will be forced to do it now. 

[Rip76 4915]

We’re ‘Bout to run a kick off back.

[Bruh Man 3160]

Just now, BNB said:

Took a nap woke up to some good D. Let's go Horns!

 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Great job limiting that to a 90 yard drive

These posts make me sad. only giving up a 90 yd drive is now good defense for this program.

[Hamttx 419]

Jesus, that field doesn’t drain for shit.

[runthebone 7933]

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

He'll do something you've never seen before. 

[Nuge 1964]

I used to think that my grey hair was caused by my 7yo. I've come to the conclusion that it is actually Texas football that is prematurely aging me.

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

so do we score a touchdown?

Yes, but then we get a celebration penalty that allows Maryland to return the kick off for the game winning td

[FizzleFish 137]

Those cheerleaders need a tan

[texas08 1599]

Fuck these field conditions.

Damn it.

[Chief21 49]

Ok. Here we go

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Call the touchdown play Beck!!

[Deej 76596]

So sick and tired of being done with football season by the first week of September. 

[Vince_McCoy_Williams 98]

I predict a TD and a Marlyand last second field goal to win/lose it

[Macanudo 12936]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

That was last year’s Sam. Jury is out on this year’s.....

We'll just run out of time.  

 

 

We have become Aggie.

[Texaus 372]

Just run the option with these field conditions

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Here comes some more plane vanilla offense. We don’t wanna show our hand 

[Zavala 1384]

Reminder stubhub is shit.

Tickpick.com

No bullshit fees

[FizzleFish 137]

Run Sam here

[Wishbone 4739]

Dammit. Needed a 6:45 KO return.

[AnTiM 1659]

Only improvement I see is that Herman apparently ditched the fucking bubble gum

[Planet Houston 4923]

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

how the fuck could you possibly think that?

I quoted myself as wrong as soon as I saw the replay. Was going off seeing his left foot land inbounds live. 

Edited September 1, 2018 by Planet Houston

[LonghornSean 3942]

I think the umpire has a drinking problem

[Radical Larry 28533]

1 minute ago, El Guapo said:

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.
 

I'm still pissed about Arkansas 2003 (I think).

The 4th and 60 that Matt Jones converted? Yeah. 

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

Where did the tv coverage move to?  seeing Cal NC

[WBT 20440]

5 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

True frosh Caden Sterns. He's been all over the field today. One of the few bright spots.

Not on that long gain on the slant that past drive

[Macanudo 12936]

Just now, AnTiM said:

Only improvement I see is that Herman apparently ditched the fucking bubble gum

He still sucks dick.

[Zavala 1384]

Umpire cramp stop the game. 

Give me a fucking break these guys are amateurs.