2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[US183 124]

NO WAY THAT GETS OVERTURNED AGAINST  ANYBODY ELSE BUT TEXAS

Edited September 1, 2018 by US183

[Macanudo 12929]

Fuck Tom Herman. 

 

I hated Mack Brown after the Wazzu disaster.   Herman is next one my list.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Bruh Man said:

why are we still a part of this conference? whyyy

Exactly. Our conference is filled with women beaters (blowU) and rapists (baylor). We give money to these horrible institutions. 

FUCK THE BIG 12, ITS OVER. GO INDEPENDENT.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

42.5 ppg given up to maryland over the past 2 seasons

 

 

 

 

 

maryland

[NowThis 931]

but the Sam INT was the real killer. I knew he'd make his once a game FUp on that drive. 

[Nivek 16866]

Need a walk on to keep the officials honest. I would approve of the team stomping the refs live on tv at this point.

[Dbeasy 14975]

why are we still a part of this conference? whyyy

Our suckage has little to do with our conference. We just suck.

[Wishbone 4739]

We can never give anyone an excuse to fuck us. They will every time.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Jet sweep for 1st down coming up.

[Bullneck 19018]

We'll get the ball back.  They're not even trying to get a first down.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

We are a solid FCS team at best. Maybe a competitive group of 5 and that’s it. Thank you Uncle same for giving me orders and allowing me to cancel my usc trip. 

[Pigbenis 15]

Can I update my record prediction to 0-12?

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Tom and his stupid ass black shirt

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

so depressing.  to fucking regain the lead after being down 17.... only to give it up immediately on the next drive.... 

 

your are what your record is.       you are a mediocre team and you lose close games. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

Just now, Captainant said:

Fuck all this shit. Fuck the big 12 and it's shitty refs. I hope we make a second longhorn network just to take more money away from them and their blind ass fucking refs

Why don’t we take care of our own shit and field a team worthy of wearing burnt orange before we bitch about our conference. 

[SubliminalHorn 6682]

Mack would have at least been in those fucking ref’s faces tearing them a new one

[Party_Taco 3674]

Laughable that was even up for debate... called down by contact on the field and two angles clearly showed he regained possession as going to the ground.

You make that call you deserve to lose your job, period, and these idiots have been terrible all day.

[clownin72 194]

Fuck this staff and fuck you the most Tim Beck

[tbone_ 14027]

If we hold on to lose here, if we don’t seriously turn some shit around were looking at 1-5 post ou.

Lovely.

[US183 124]

SO IF YOU LOSE BY LESS THAN 10 ITS ALMOST A WIN AND YOU GET A PRIZE 

[Tailleur17 361]

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Tom and his stupid ass black shirt

Should be fired based on that shit alone.

[usmc0331horn 944]

Weird to blame the conference for not beating fucking Maryland. Texas should destroy them regardless.

[MichaelUngar#1fan 18]

Brady Quin, shut the hell up. You don't give Herman the "that's what happens when you have a young team excuse" at this point. It's too damn late for that.

[Texaus 372]

There is time left

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

So should I sober up, get more depressed, and then go on a bender? 

Or should I just go in to power drinking mode now?  My concern is I want plenty of time to wallow before I pass out so I need a strategy that will maximize endurance.

[Dark Horse 2263]

We get three chances to fuck this up. 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Texas needs to go after a veteran coach with at least 10 years experience and that has an above average record in any P5 conference. 

[Fastbreak 3959]

Maryland is faster, stronger, tougher

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Do you bring in Shane?

[WBT 20429]

Sam will have about 2:20 and no timeouts to go 90ish yards.

 

Otherwise, in the past 6 years we will have been swept in home and away series by BYU, Cal, and Maryland.  USC will have their chance to get in on it in 2 weeks as well.

[MillerEP 30340]

Maybe we get a good return here

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Sejjr said:

That was not a fucking fumble, but this game is over. 

They werent even revirwing a fumble. But as we know, if the refs are involved we are FUCKED. STUPID FAGGOT REDEMPTION STORYS FOR SHOTTY TEWAMS THAT KILL THEIR PLAYERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DUXKING ACTUAL GAME

[TexArcher 37533]

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Mack would have at least been in those fucking ref’s faces tearing them a new one

Herman should have gotten himself ejected on that shit.  Drag a god damned bench out to midfield.

[dcar00 14036]

Maryland will win 4 games again this year.

[Tailleur17 361]

Bring back Mack. There’s no way it would be any worse than this.

[DigglerontheHoof 21074]

We should have plenty of time.....to screw it up

[Newy25 7638]

We have one more chance now. Literally. 

Thank the defense for keeping us in here late despite the offense literally trying to lose this game. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, tbone_ said:

If we hold on to lose here, if we don’t seriously turn some shit around were looking at 1-5 post ou.

Lovely.

Tulsa is going to run us out of the stadium next week

[Macanudo 12929]

It's not like Bear Bryant it on that sideline.

[Goodman 3273]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

I can’t believe that, no way you overturn that. What a screwjob

We must not understand the rules on regaining possession, if not then we got screwed because I do not understand how you overturn it.

[MrBig 5290]

1 minute ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Tom and his stupid ass black shirt

Black hides his bitch tits.

[LonghornSean 3942]

FLAG???

[4th&Five 41461]

Horse collar?

[Deej 76582]

Burn the Big12 down. Leave. Let the shitty schools realize what they fucked up.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Horsecollar???????????

[MillerEP 30340]

Horse collar tackle?

[NowThis 931]

damn, great D. 

Brandon Jones wants it bad 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

No horsecollar?

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

At least he has improved a ton and gen is trying. MVP to jones

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

shouldnt that be a horsecollar?