2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Sam is no Major... or Chris... or Vince... or Colt...

or Case.

FML

[Nicole44 22060]

Here we go Tulsa here we go! I actually ha e tickets to the OSU game. What a waste of my time

[MillerEP 30455]

This is all the Longhorn Network's fault. I can't explain it any other way. Ever since that shitty network started, we have been awful. 

I can’t explain it either, but this is true.

[Tracer Bullet 183]

Just now, Sejjr said:

This is all the Longhorn Network's fault. I can't explain it any other way. Ever since that shitty network started, we have been awful. 

LHN vs. a Big 12 network was pure hubris on the school's part.  Pride goeth before the fall

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Bullneck 19100]

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Look on the bright side, Surly is about to crash after game 1.

Already did.  Bad Gateway 502.

[mrhorn 1383]

I’m sorry, but Sam doesnt have IT. We saw IT with VY and Colt. Even when Applewhite beat Nebraska in Lincoln as a Freshman you could see he had IT. Sam had cost us too many games at the end that you can see he doesn’t have IT. He wasn’t on all game and missed too many throws that would have changed the outcome. Fucking prove me wrong Sam. Until then. I’m done with my time and money spent on Texas Football. I’ll cheer from my couch but until the effort translates on the field and especially on the Goddamn sidelines / booth, I’m perfectly fine not spending my a hard earned $ on this horse shit.

[Slade 263]

USC, TCU, KState and Oklahoma are lubing up right now. That little munchkin at BlowU is going to run wild on us. 

This is pathetic, from the playcalling to the play on the field. The other two QBs can't be worse than Sam, he plays like he's still concussed and  always makes turnovers at the worst times. 

 

 

[texashorn13 228]

Also, all this bullshit talk about Ellinger winning the job because he’s a winner and because he’s vocal and get the team motivated and blah, blah, blah...STFU already.  He is a loser and a choke artist and will be tagged as so until he’s proves otherwise.  Talk less and produce more.

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

mother.  fucker.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

This team probably spends too much time making hype videos and taking photos, should just focus on football

[D_Goose 489]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If Sam is the best we have....

Shane is seriously just as good, if not better imo, but Herman and Beck clearly like Sam's personality better. 

[Noah Fence 480]

worst game thread title ever

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Already did.  Bad Gateway 502.

Shaggy is up and running just fine. Two posts today!

[BigOrange1 6440]

1 minute ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

I’ve never understood why Herman supposedly likes running QB’s and Heard never got a sniff. There must be some reason - I’m not the coach - but I’ve never understood it. 

shit, he likes running qb's and they didn't even really call any runs for elingher today.  

the play calling just makes you scratch your head....

the best part of this, though, is that the last 9 years have numbed me to shit like this.  i'm not even mad.  just ready to go on with my weekend.  

[ioueleventybilliondollars 107]

1 minute ago, Tracer Bullet said:

LHN vs. a Big 12 network was pure hubris on the school's part.  Pride goeth before the fall

I don't have the words to explain the stupidity of this post.

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Just now, Slade said:

USC, TCU, KState and Oklahoma are lubing up right now.

Bullshit.  They're going in no lube.

[Pigbenis 15]

We need to start treating our players like Maryland does. Maybe they’ll play worth a shit

[MillerEP 30455]

To be fair we never should’ve been ranked

[TwiceHorn 31484]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Shane should of been in starting the second half, horrible coaching 

I have no idea why he didn't at least get a series or two.  If you aren't going to run Sam, there's absolutely no point.

[Hamttx 419]

Man, I’m not taking anything away from Maryland. But it’s obvious that these days you must have solid QB play. How the state school is weak at that position is...well, fucking hard to understand.

[MillerEP 30455]

Presser on lhn

[NaTeWHO 852]

This should be good. Give us some excuses you fool.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

That’s because we shouldn’t be ranked to start the fucking season.

[Bullneck 19100]

Well, let's face it: it's just entertainment.  Something to make you forget all the other bad or mundane things in the world.  

I for one would like more entertainment, like a public grilling in the post-game presser.  That should be nice.  Mensa better secure the bag.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Here we go Tulsa here we go! I actually ha e tickets to the OSU game. What a waste of my time

Yup. I have tickets to the Tulsa game. I'll be surprised if I make it to our seats. Great tickets too. Shame. I was really wanting to root for the school I graduated from harder than my favorite team, Florida. 

Oh well, another year explaining to my wife why I can't stand this stupid fuck team in this stupid fuck conference with these stupid fuck coaches.

GO

GATORS

[williemackgarza 1826]

Texas football, Shittin the bed since 2009

[Matt In The Hat 9]

We gave this game away to honor the dead kid. Our karma will be through the roof. 

[dcar00 14210]

Excellent. I can clear up 6 hours on my DVR now.

[Slade 263]

Why only give Ingram 6 carries? WHY? 

[Jester’s Inn 43]

If Shane is worse than Sam, let's start the freshman!   Also, my nickname for Sam is now scarecrow from the Wiz of Oz.  That boy has no brains.

 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Excuses... Excuses... Excuses.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Please let Cam Rising play a little in the Tulsa game.  

[Steamboat1874 4066]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

With Porter and Sam in there with Beck calling plays, what could go wrong?

I don't know but you might want to ask Orlando because his defense sucked ass again just like last year against Maryland.

[Tracer Bullet 183]

3 minutes ago, ioueleventybilliondollars said:

I don't have the words to explain the stupidity of this post.

I'm glad the school gets more $ and the 200K or so subscribers that watch LHN are happy.  I'd rather the 15 year stretch of the deal not have come with a karmic dildo ramming our ass without lube

Edited September 1, 2018 by Tracer Bullet

[Zharkov 288]

One day in and already I'm pissed for the whole season.  Goddammit.

[Nicole44 22060]

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

Shane is seriously just as good, if not better imo, but Herman and Beck clearly like Sam's personality better. 

Shane is and will always be better than Sam. How Tom can’t figure it out baffles me. But here we are in the state of fucking Texas where qbs grow on trees. We can’t seem to find one

[MillerEP 30455]

Haha what kind of bullshit is that: “our slow start was because our guys were trying so hard to be perfect”

[Disco Missile 456]

Final Score:
L     29-34, Maryland

First Downs:
Texas – 21
MD – 22

Third Down Conversions
Texas – 3/15
MD – 6/18

Total Yards:
Texas - 405
MD - 407

Passing:
Texas – 21-39, 263 yards, 2 TD/2 Int
MD - 21-34, 264 yards, 2/0

Rushing:
Texas - 36-142, 3.9 ypc
MD - 46-143, 3.1 ypc

TOP
Texas – 27:14
MD – 32:46

Penalties:
Texas – 10-102
MD – 8-70

[Bullneck 19100]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Presser on lhn

Thanks.  

 

Let's hear about the anger level.

[Ldogg53 514]

 

That’s fine. We shouldn’t have been ranked in either contest though.

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

We ain’t getting back to the glory days

[LTtxfan 49196]

Last Season struggled to overcome poor 1st and 3rd quarter performances which put HORNS under too much stress late in games..... leads to 4th quarter turnovers.  

Just saw it happen again.....

Have to find a way to Start Fast in 1st and 3rd quarters and clean up mistakes....

[NaTeWHO 852]

Umm... Not such a good defense Tommy.

[Texas Flood 1356]

I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue... again.

[BigOrange1 6440]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Please let Cam Rising play a little in the Tulsa game.  

i know the redshirt rules are different, but i don't think sending another freshman out there to fail is the best strategy going forward.

[Sgt Hulk 13717]

At least now that this shit show is over I can watch some real teams with real players coaches and offense play

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

mother.  fucker.

You sound surprised. 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Not surprising at all.