2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

[Steelers Roll Left 1167]

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

At least we’ll still have your avatar

 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe we'll start 1-0 next year against La Tech.

Gonna' have to start starting the seasons against the Northwestern State's of the world.

This. And fuck the high and mighty fuckers thinking this is the pussy way out. Bama and all the fuckers at the top do this shit. 

[David Dennison 18850]

What did this team do during the entire month of August?

They looked more unprepared this year than they did last year.

WTF?

[NaTeWHO 852]

I fucking swear this asshat talked about too many people trying to be perfect last year.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

These questions suck!

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Oh shit, he doesn’t know how to fix this  

[LongestHorn 759]

"Our guys are trying too hard to be perfect" is wearing really fucking thin, Coach.

[dcar00 14154]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Please let Cam Rising play a little in the Tulsa game.  

I'm all for Cam Rising because it is very apparent our coaches suck. so if we are going to be down 20 points in the first half to shitty teams this year we might as well try to find out if we have a VY or Colt on campus.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

i know the redshirt rules are different, but i don't think sending another freshman out there to fail is the best strategy going forward.

Get him some game snaps so that he will be in a position to beat out Sam next year.  

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You sound surprised. 

pissed =/= surprise

[Tex Pete 20334]

8 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

LHN vs. a Big 12 network was pure hubris on the school's part.  Pride goeth before the fall

Fuck you, aggy

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Mensa is still a gigantic pussy for not making the coordinators available in pressers. 

[Bevo Num1 1011]

What kind of pizza did you order, Coach?

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Ask about play calling!!

[honolulu horn 6158]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

This. And fuck the high and mighty fuckers thinking this is the pussy way out. Bama and all the fuckers at the top do this shit. 

We played Maryland for Christ's sake. If you field a halfway decent team, this is the definition of a lopsided win. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

Fuck this coach

Edited September 1, 2018 by Billy Pilgrim

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

Well, something is obviously missing.  Tom better figure it out.

[Ldogg53 514]

That’s the 4th loss we’ve had via turnover at the end with Sam as the QB.

[coachherman'sgrill 2098]

Sam isn't the man to lead the team. 

No prep, no execution. 

Dumb penalties to keep Maryland's drives going. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Hey look, it's the deer in the headlights look from Mensa again. Just like last year 

[Gatorubet 30185]

7 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Herman is a fraud. At this point I hope Zach Smith has dirt on him and calls the NCAA

[kopp0e 1135]

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

What kind of pizza did you order, Coach?

#PapaJohns...

[Boerne Horn 418]

Canada for head fucking coach.  Fuck this shit.  I spend too much god damned money and energy on this fucking program to watch this shitshow week in and week out.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

We played Maryland for Christ's sake. If you field a halfway decent team, this is the definition of a lopsided win. 

Are you kidding?  Maryland is 2-0 in their last 2 years openers vs ranked teams!

[Tailleur17 361]

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I fucking hate Mike Finger so much.

[dcar00 14154]

Tom, why do other teams not have ridiculously stupid penalties like we do?

[Bullneck 19073]

"Coach, what do you think your record will be after OU?"

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Mensa: I knew where we were. I knew what needed to be done. 

[Bullneck 19073]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Are you kidding?  Maryland is 2-0 in their last 2 years openers vs ranked teams!

Thanks, I needed the laugh.

[Bullneck 19073]

We're better now than at any point last year?  Did I hear correctly?

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Come on, Tom.  The answer is love. You’re just not kissing hard enough. 

[dcar00 14154]

how do you let a sub .500 Maryland team come out twice and pants you in the first half Tom? is that on the coaches?

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

This makes for a long, miserable weekend.

[Vito Andolini 9124]

Tom getting pissy at the PC

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

defensive little bitch

[Nicole44 22057]

4 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Oh shit, he doesn’t know how to fix this  

Put in Shane. Well he is not Toms guy so that isn’t happening. Keep running with Tebow lite mofo.

[Poolflood 845]

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have no idea why he didn't at least get a series or two.  If you aren't going to run Sam, there's absolutely no point.

This.  If you're not running Sam he's an even greater liability at quarterback.

Edited September 1, 2018 by Poolflood

[coachherman'sgrill 2098]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Tom getting pissy at the PC

"What kind of coverage were they in?"

[Planet Houston 4930]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

This makes for a long, miserable weekend.

Why? Were you really expecting this team to be successful? 

I gave up pinning my hopes on an MFC about 7 years ago. 

[Tim Beck 20]

My bad guys, I tried my best lookin ass

[Bullneck 19073]

2 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I fucking hate Mike Finger so much.

Is he wrong?

[Wiler77 1566]

1 minute ago, Boerne Horn said:

Canada for head fucking coach.  Fuck this shit.  I spend too much god damned money and energy on this fucking program to watch this shitshow week in and week out.

You spend money on this??  You must be young or have more money than sense.

I hate that we lost, but the days of me wasting Saturdays anticipating our games and then watching a train wreck are long over.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

how do you let a sub .500 Maryland team come out twice and pants you in the first half Tom? is that on the coaches?

Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

The delay probably helped Maryland the most. 

[Nicole44 22057]

What a vast vocabulary this prick has

[n64ra 1080]

Totally pathetic. My five year old can coach better than that.

[Slacks 6819]

@closetojumping is right about Sam.

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

You ONLY have 12 games- don’t piss away the first one

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Why even watch the post game interviews. Why is there even one for losers? Ya suck, get your ass on the plane and come home in shame. You got beat by Maryland, twice

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

We certainly showed we are capable of competing for a big 12 championship at times. What. The. Fuck.